💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 157 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.4%
  • Total voters
    698
AnOminous said:
He spent tens of thousands of dollars to go from this:
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To this:
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I love the thought of this psycho freak sitting watching Aaron for hours while angrily doing lines and punching himself in the face and autistically screeching.
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The irony is that those expensive cameras probably made it easier for Detective Pomplun (and the rest of the world) to see the white powder on his nose.
 
On the topic of dealing with "heavy stuff privately".

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Soapmore said:
April, if Nick has cut you loose, if he has turned his back on you and left a trail of bubbles in his wake as he leaves you lonely in the rain, don't despair. Josh Moon has six thousand dollars for you that could dull the pain, and help you move on. Take yourself out, buy a new outfit, some new makeup, even a new tattoo. I know that can feel cathartic. Start a new adventure, meet someone who deserves you and appreciates you. Just know that after all is said and done, Josh is here for you, as we all are.
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Josh is moving back to the states, it's high time for him to find somebody to have white babies with.

Come on April, move to Florida and help Josh grow banana peppers and Jim potatoes :heart-full:. Josh has a successful livestream and Internet fame, what more could you want?
 
repentance said:
Short of him being at the hospital with someone who is dying, he could find an hour here or there for his paypigs. He found the time for cooking streams, tweeting, and hanging out in Melton's chat.

I'm guessing that having placated people with a few cooking streams, he doesn't feel any urgent need to produce content at the moment.
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Literally nobody on the planet stops doing their job just because of family issues, legal issues, or stress. The fact that he just upped and decided he was too busy to do his career, his extremely easy career, is more telling than anything and I’ll never understand why his paypigs don’t realize that
 
AnOminous said:
One of my favorite traffic scams is a lot of places, if you show up for a points speeding ticket, they'll let you plead it to some vague count like "unsafe driving" (they seem to call it different things) which is a huge fine but zero points. So if you're in a state with godawful insurance rates, this can save you thousands of dollars in future insurance, so long as you actually have the $500 or whatever t
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Where I’m at, you’re given a choice of paying for traffic school or getting the points once every 18 months
 
How does this shit show get worse every time I watch it? That's some peak lolcow performance.

At this current divorce timeline, if we ignore the jail or the divorce gone wrong murder suicide by our wife timeline,
he will be soon be forced to sell his cursed items to the world.

The question will be how does a pope's hat, the broken bottle / picture of a broken bottle or his treasured balldo will affect a person?
Do you get the urge to cook and eat goyslop? Will you start craving bbc ? Or do you start to hate your local wild life?
 
ANIME SUCKS COPE AND SNEED - A view from Rekieta's perspective while in the K-hole.


They found ketamine in his house too, right? That would explain his 'looping' and how he could forget about all those farting dragons eating pizza.
 
Sexy Potoo said:
Come on April, move to Florida and help Josh grow banana peppers and Jim potatoes :heart-full:. Josh has a successful livestream and Internet fame, what more could you want?
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Josh has enough trouble making money now, imagine how buying that much cocaine would impact his pizza and cheese budget.
 
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AnOminous said:
One of my favorite traffic scams is a lot of places, if you show up for a points speeding ticket, they'll let you plead it to some vague count like "unsafe driving" (they seem to call it different things) which is a huge fine but zero points. So if you're in a state with godawful insurance rates, this can save you thousands of dollars in future insurance, so long as you actually have the $500 or whatever to pay up front, so it's generally worth doing.
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Off topic but yeah, that's a great example of local municipalities being fucking niggers. One of my personal favorites is a small-ish municipality about half an hour away from me, and an interstate and state highway cross directly though it. Their scam is fantastic, see, if you're caught with drugs in your car on a stop, they will give you the option of being charged with the state charge of PCDS, which obviously carries a risk of jail time, or they will offer a citation for violating the city ordinance against PCDS. The municipal citation carries no jail time, but is a whopping $1800 cash only. It's honestly a genius racket. Whoever came up with it should be shot.
 
Beavis said:
Write this in blood:

Nick is too scared to ever stream on YouTube or rumble again.
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I think because his last stream was what, April's court hearing? And his poor low IQ audience didn't understand why he was streaming some random thot's arraignment for cocaine possession and why said he was on such friendly terms with said thot. Balldo must remain in control of the narrative, but every time he streams about topics he likes such as he and his cult's court cases, he drops damning evidence against himself. And he's too damn lazy to stream Trump'n'Guns, he needs a mountain of cocaine to make that topic interesting so he can go off on tangents about Denny's cops or making jokes about Dearborn Muslims raping his daughter. Just Balldo things, ya know?
Ice Gun Ninja said:
Maybe you're right?
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Lol I remember that retarded Gump haircut he got to try and trick the hair follicle tests. Funny and weird why he'd do such a thing when the forty papers he read proved that hair follicle testing didn't work. I miss those car livestreams too. Come on Nick, prove your license isn't suspended and you've completed rehab by showing off the Balldomobile!
 
LiquidKid said:
I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure Nick couldn’t ethically be his attorney even if he did practice. This is a warrant for contempt of court for rebroadcasting a hearing for the man he’s accusing of posting revenge porn of his wife.
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As if Nick does anything ethically. You're missing an 'N', as the only 'law' Nick does is ethnic, and by 'law' I mean 'men'.
 
Folgers Can said:
Say it ain't so, if that's the case then our furry little friend may never return:

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I get a warm feeling thinking that the complete ruination of Nicks life this past year is a direct karmic consequence of his zoosadism and murder of defenceless raccoons, like some Eldritch Entity out in the Universe heard the struggles of that drowning animal and decided to bend its powers to pushing Nicks shit in to balance the scales...
 
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