💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    698
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He can ask a hundred times and the answer will always be: Yes. Soon.
 
northstar747 said:
surprised he does stream about destiny or the hunter pardon etc
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Destiny hits too close to home.

But Hunter and all other trials with some profile? Like he is showing that he does not actually do any work.

As I don't believe he has any real clients...
 
AnOminous said:
And while he was constantly getting pulled over for driving like a moron, he'd instantly start whining and moaning to the cop who pulled him over about how much he hated his keeeeeeds, it was such an imposition on Little Lord Balldoroy to drive his keeeeeds around.

I've never even seen shit like that on reports for traffic tickets. How much of an absolute spastic did he have to act like to get him whining about his keeeeds into every traffic ticket he got in a period where he was getting such tickets constantly by driving like a complete mongoloid?

Cops do NOT like paperwork. So how come this weird freak did so much bitching that it showed up in multiple traffic stop reports?

It's utterly bizarre.
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Picture the kids just sitting there and listening to it.

The cops send them a sympathetic look, which they’ve probably come to HATE, so they just look down. After all, they’ve heard it so many times before.

I’m sure that once the cops had left and Nick drove off and calmed down, he gave them another little lecture on how LUCKY they are, that he doesn’t mind spending so much time driving them back and forth.

Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
I really try not to speculate about their kids, but am I misremembering that one of those (should be) embarrassing writeups included him saying he was in a rush to a debate tourney or practice or something? ...which would mean a kid would have been there to see dad shriek and bluster and lie. Yuck.
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Imagine the tense atmosphere in the back of the car as they see the trooper approaching, and start wondering whether dad will take the ticket without too much of a clown show, or starts tarding out yet again: “YOURE BULLSHIT FUCKING LYING!”
 
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He can ask a hundred times and the answer will always be: Yes. Soon.
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Short of him being at the hospital with someone who is dying, he could find an hour here or there for his paypigs. He found the time for cooking streams, tweeting, and hanging out in Melton's chat.

I'm guessing that having placated people with a few cooking streams, he doesn't feel any urgent need to produce content at the moment.
 
I hope Nick does pick April. Kayla and their kids would be better off without him physically present in their lives, and the crack whore deserves to live with her dealer, because that’s the funniest possible outcome. Not even the shittiest, most optimistic Lifetime movie would have that relationship survive, because there is no happy ending.
 
Canard said:
Destiny hits too close to home.

But Hunter and all other trials with some profile? Like he is showing that he does not actually do any work.
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Hunter hits too close to home, too. Fuckup from a rich family whos life is smoking crack, fucking underage girls like in American Beauty and has a daddy giving him a blanket Presidential pardon for all his past crimes? Imagine the riffing in chat.

But the real reason is Nick being a lazy nigger.
 
demicolon said:
Hunter hits too close to home, too. Fuckup from a rich family whos life is smoking crack, fucking underage girls like in American Beauty and has a daddy giving him a blanket Presidential pardon for all his past crimes? Imagine the riffing in chat.

But the real reason is Nick being a lazy nigger.
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I hope they stole enough to last the family several decades because the Biden name is going to be toxic waste in a couple months. When Joe dies the rest will be totally abandoned.
 
Yeah, just like Clinton name was toxic waste after Wild Bill bombed out Southeastern Europe because his wife didn't put out?
 
Just caught up on Kino Casino and I found out about the raccoons he murdered. I couldn't watch more than two minutes. What the actual fuck.
 
SaidNoOneEver said:
I hope they stole enough to last the family several decades because the Biden name is going to be toxic waste in a couple months. When Joe dies the rest will be totally abandoned.
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The family is in ruins. Beau is deceased. Hunter moved in on Beau's wife right after he died and turned her out as a crack whore. Hunter has carefully ensured that every grandchild was born was raised around crackheads and by crackheads. The other daughter of Joe Biden also has a long history of drug problems and its been hinted that she was a victim of child sexual abuse.

This is why its never worth it to be part of the American "elite".
 
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