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This is legitimate nightmare fuel.
Anyone who hasn't watched the actual "trailer" should take a look. It seems like a parody.
They even got some DEI in there. I do know one black woman whose space looks like white girl's taste, but she would never have Nintendo merch! I can only think of one black girl I knew in college who was into video games and she was a weird little otaku troll. What is this bizarre unrelatable world that's being created?
 
This is legitimate nightmare fuel.
Anyone who hasn't watched the actual "trailer" should take a look. It seems like a parody.
Nightmare?
WAKE UP IT'S TIME TO LEAVE DREAMLAND!

As stretched out and weirdly "dystopian and non-nintendo" as this alarmo ad is the motion sensor function and other functions like it getting louder if you don't turn it off is kind of a funny/neat gimmick. Had this been advertised any other way it probably would be received better. I already used video game OST shit as my phone alarm though cranked to max volume settings and still somehow sleep through it half the time these days so it won't help my ass for shit.

And it's not even a video game song, but a cover of an anime opening from.... SIX YEARS AGO? God corona and all this stupid fake politics shit I've had to put up with people forcing down my throat just stole time away.
I've had this as one of my alarms for 5 or 6 years now, insane.
 
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Why do these toy people have to be so creepy? This looks like this guy is on the sex offender list.

"This guy is on another level." -Actual description of the video
 
Why do these toy people have to be so creepy? This looks like this guy is on the sex offender list.
Reminds me of how last night Iw as trying to find video footage of the walmart skibidi toilet blind box figures and isntead mainly just got consoomer type channels that know nothing of skibidi toilet doing obnoxious commentary over shit.

Looking it up again for examples I instead was greeted by Chris "The irate gamer" Boores' schizophrenia demon/alternate personality, Steve from minecraft.
This technically isn't as consoomer-y as some other vids i saw but it's worth linking just to showcase him fumbling commentary and becoming increasinly unhinged sounding throughout the video. I'm never going to fully understand what the fuck was going through his head when he decided to make an alternate account that's gimmick was just "Steve from minecraft reviews action figures" but it seems it's taken a toll on him mentally.

...Either that or this is how he expels the demons accumulated from ghost-doctoring.
At least his reviews are shorter than most of these despite his mad gjibbering.
 
GenX'ers have an insatiable thirst for old BMX stuff. Bikes, frames, wheels, parts, equipment, magazines from the 70/80/90's and modern "limited" reissues. Their backs are failing and dropping $3k on a GT or watching their worn out VHS copy of RAD is the only way they can cope. Screenshot_20241018-161952~2.png Screenshot_20241018-161857~2.png Screenshot_20241018-161746~2.png RDT_20241018_1600052393743185253606938.jpg
 
Reminds me of how last night Iw as trying to find video footage of the walmart skibidi toilet blind box figures and isntead mainly just got consoomer type channels that know nothing of skibidi toilet doing obnoxious commentary over shit.

Looking it up again for examples I instead was greeted by Chris "The irate gamer" Boores' schizophrenia demon/alternate personality, Steve from minecraft.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dY6zmsfeEL8This technically isn't as consoomer-y as some other vids i saw but it's worth linking just to showcase him fumbling commentary and becoming increasinly unhinged sounding throughout the video. I'm never going to fully understand what the fuck was going through his head when he decided to make an alternate account that's gimmick was just "Steve from minecraft reviews action figures" but it seems it's taken a toll on him mentally.

...Either that or this is how he expels the demons accumulated from ghost-doctoring.
At least his reviews are shorter than most of these despite his mad gjibbering.
I already can't tolerate the "angry geek" persona that's been done to death in YT but the "unhinged while trying to be funny and annoying like a 2-year old on a sugar rush" persona is worse.
 
The doll community is freaking the fuck out over a Means Girls x Bratz collaboration that sold out in under three minutes. MGA Entertainment, the toy company that produces Bratz dolls, are releasing the dolls in stages. Cady Heron dropped on October 3rd and sold out in 2 minutes. Reeeeeeeeeing and seething ensued.
Now, just yesterday, on October 17th, the next doll in the collaboration, (Regina George) released, and also sold out in under 3 minutes.

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The autistic gals, non-binaries, and fags were no match for the lightning speed captcha solving abilities of the bots that the scalpers were using.




Scalpers bragging and celebrating about the easy profit made from the Bratz consoomers in their private Discord servers and on Twitter.


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Reddit seething in response to the scalpers.

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More Reddit soying. Many in the community are swearing that they will never buy from MGA again because of this.

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The Regina George doll is currently selling for $204.99 on eBay.
The MSRP was $60.
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There are two more dolls in the collaboration yet to be released, Gretchen Weiners and Karen Smith. It will most likely be a similar scenario with them. The fanbase is pissed they were not able to buy the previous two dolls, and will likely be even more pissed off when the final two drop and they are similarly unable to purchase them (these final two are being sold together in a two pack for $100).

I fucking hate scalpers just as much as the next person, but they are inevitable these days, and can be found in almost any hobby. Instead of screaming at MGA , a toy company who does NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THEIR "community" AND WHOSE BEST INTEREST IT IS TO ALLOW THE SCALPING TO GO ON SO THEY CAN CLAIM AFTERWARDS TO SHAREHOLDERS, "Hey! We sold out in 2 minutes!") the most effective response is to instead REFUSE TO BUY THESE DOLLS FROM SCALPERS AT SCALPED PRICES.

Scalpers will quit buying up the dolls if people quit freaking the fuck out and FOMO buying them at 250% the price.
In these situations, the best thing to do is wait for the dolls to drop in price on eBay or for the scalpers to hopefully eventually have dead stock that they are willing to sell at a normal price, but NO. That could take months! YEARS!!!!!! I need my Mean Girls x Bratz doll NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW



More outrage from Youtubers:

(this first one is super kino, angry fag doing a voiceover for his Bratz doll OC that he angrily shakes at the camera as he rants that he couldn't buy Regina. He even got his Mother to help him try and beat the bots):




source: am dollfag
 
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the most effective response is to instead REFUSE TO BUY THESE DOLLS FROM SCALPERS AT SCALPED PRICES.
Usually n the past this would work but with shit the last 8 years or so, especially the last 3, it seems once a scalper hones in on something they will just squat on it and let it rot and fester forever. Not sure if it's like that with these stupid fucking bratz dolls in vaguely similar outfits to movie characters, but shit like old beyblades go from dirt cheap listings in the millions to just like 4or 5 500 dollar each listings in the span of a few hours to like a week. I agree to never pay these fuckers under any circumstance, but it frequently becomes a battle if you're looking for an item to find the one sane listing that's slightly above or below msrp instead of grotesque "speculator values"
Look up "once a man cobra commander" for a similar shit show nightmare. I somehow actually got that one used for cheap, but for most (myself included) getting it from any official source was impossible. Untied to that shitshow, I actually had small on and off quest trying to get a figure from some small artist group the last 11 years after a similar sell out/scalpfest thing happened . A few days back I found a sanely priced new in bag copy that while a few dollars above the original MSRP of $25 in price was nowhere near the $90-$200 used listings that clearly were bought with the intent to resell. if you pay attention to ebay you'll sometimes notice shit that slips through these fuckers radar and it's always cool when it does. Sometimes though it takes years.
 
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Scalpers will quit buying up the dolls if people quit freaking the fuck out and FOMO buying them at 250% the price.
I always think that people who have this FOMO mentality don't have self-control. Like, just buy something else to cope with not getting that item instead of engaging in what seems to be a highway robbery or make a childish rant on how you didn't get your toy like a spoiled child. Scalpers will always exist as long as suckers are willing to pay anything or even give one of their kidneys to the black market.
 
I always think that people who have this FOMO mentality don't have self-control. Like, just buy something else to cope with not getting that item instead of engaging in what seems to be a highway robbery or make a childish rant on how you didn't get your toy like a spoiled child. Scalpers will always exist as long as suckers are willing to pay anything or even give one of their kidneys to the black market.
A lot of the time the toy is only worth something to them WHILE it's big and trendy, they want it because everyone else wants it, if they wait a while for it to go down in price it also won't be HOT HOT HOT
 
A lot of the time the toy is only worth something to them WHILE it's big and trendy, they want it because everyone else wants it, if they wait a while for it to go down in price it also won't be HOT HOT HOT
All the more why I find these people laughable. It's still the same item even if it's priced at either $10 or a thousand. These people chase instant gratification and social media attention.
 
I dont know much about dolls, but I'm pretty sure you could just....remodel already existing Bratz dolls to look like the Mean Girls cast? I've seen people use Monster High dolls to make things, same with Barbies, but I guess that takes the patience to learn skills that these people just do not have.
 
I dont know much about dolls, but I'm pretty sure you could just....remodel already existing Bratz dolls to look like the Mean Girls cast? I've seen people use Monster High dolls to make things, same with Barbies, but I guess that takes the patience to learn skills that these people just do not have.
as a general rule if your hobbies include shopping, dressing up, and vlogging about shopping and dressing up... you probably don't have any creative abilities or the desire to foster them
 
Scalpers and resellers in any hobby really do just need to eat shit and die.
Yeah. They ruined my thrift store escapism dammit. Now there's all these con-men/hustlers out there with shopping carts with either their ebay or Amazon app, scanning anything that isn't bolted down.

At my job I literally watch old men go from Savers, straight to us and stand out in the parking lot peeling off the thrift stickers before they come in to try and sell whatever it is they found that day.

Problem is: Old/Recognizable ≠ Valuable.

A lot of these scalpers and resellers get pissy when you explain that just because someone on ebay is asking $120 for 4 old MAD Digests, doesn't mean they will sell at $120 and it certainly doesn't mean that we will buy your torn, moldy, foxxing, MAD books you found in the thrift store dumpster.

I once had a guy bring me 4 boxes of books that had been left out in the rain and when I inquired about them he said "I just saw them on the road as I was driving home and thought you guys could give me money for them."

Video Game/Boutique Movie customers always get upset because they always wanna be the one to find the heckin hidden gem that is valuable and get it for $2 instead of $20. They all want to be the person that walks into a second-hand store, find something for $1 and then get home to find it's worth a Bajillion Million dollars. They never think employees might also research things. They just want to be the person to game the system and find a loophole.

To be clear, you can always tell when a customer is pumped they found a video game they genuinely want and are excited to find, and when the customer watched some YouTube videos and finds a video game he just recently learned is worth money.

If collectors would stop paying extortion prices on ebay, second-hand store/thrift stores would stop trying to compete with it.
 
To be clear, you can always tell when a customer is pumped they found a video game they genuinely want and are excited to find, and when the customer watched some YouTube videos and finds a video game he just recently learned is worth money.
Yes you can, and I refuse to help educate the latter when it comes to my hobbies.
 
Yes you can, and I refuse to help educate the latter when it comes to my hobbies.
As you should. "Gatekeep until they prove you wrong" is what I always say. If they're seriously interested about the hobby, they'll learn themselves. Keep the entertainment entertaining.

One of the worst things you can wish upon a person, imo, is that their darling hobby/fascination goes mainstream because the quality of their escapism will, without fail, go down in quality.

Shoutout to Warhammer and D&D, you swam too close to the stream.
 
Sorry it's late but saw something few pages back that kind of grinded my gears a bit about women consooming mainstream smut "literature"/porn and degeneracy similar to men, namely the denial of it. Necessary disclaimer I guess: I think men and women are both just swell and equal and shit. BUT. Women most certainly have definitely been degens as long and as varied as men have. Let's not say women don't metaphorically fart or that men are worse so end convo or whatever. I mean firstly we're on a site where all races, creeds, and both genders are shown as sometimes cool or batshit insane unless you remain willfully ignorant.

Anyway for context and fun, we'll jump in and start with like our grandparent's times. Grandpappy would read little books about cowboys that were self inserts that did cool crap, struggled but persevered, yadayada, and most likely a buxom woman falls in love with them and is a ride or die. Depending on the author you'd also get some banger sex scenes too, yeah. A lot do end there, but grandmammy? You ever seen the sheer *thousands* in small areas, of small books, a cover of which with what on a male-centric book would be conan with his ho-of-the-week? Or like casanova holding a big titted, scantily clad, red haired chick? Those were for women. "Bodice rippers", ho! Of course there's some in Christian book stores etc, same for male centric, but the majority were not wholesome puritan books where a fair maiden is courted and then a big marriage and fade to black sex scene, no, grandmammy supported and wanted to read a chick, self insert, sometimes strong/independent sometimes a cinderella type, do cool crap struggle but persevere yadayada BUT MOST CERTAINLY get her back blown tf out in new and exciting scenarios by not-conan or not-braveheart or not-prime arnold that saw self insert and knew she was his eternal love, and upon her death he will flat out ACK himself.

Yes men have weird porn or hentai or niche fetishes, but I respond with PARANORMAL ROMANCE, also known as the pretty popular subgenre of your Twilight type stuff, your vampires etc but also furries ranging from man that growls to full on dog, sometimes dog on dog or dog on woman depending on the author/plot. It's straight up female centric monstergirl/boy hentai in written form. further down the rabbit hole we get mpreg etc but that'd probably be brushed off as too small a normie sample size. but maybe you say "no, twilight was only popular with a small group and nobody got invested into it or thought it wasn't crap". your honor, item b. COLLEEN HOOVER. incest, abuse, explicit sex scenes. and theres also books like by hannah grace with icebreaker, with like a kid comic cover but with explicit sex scenes straight with men going for that ass. those aren't in erotica aisles either those are at walmart beside harry potter or lotr. and you know what? none of those books have adult content advisories. zero. ive only ever seen advisories on women centric books in dark corners of book stores with women centric paranormal romance with a focus on basically danger close furry/actual bestiality-lite where it's just basically occassionally a wolf no were like wolf tales by kate douglas.

And THAT'S funny because I've read both men and women-centric books, and since hentai was brought up, let's say you enter any books a million/other book seller, let's say you go to the manga. EVERYTHING has parental advisory when there's so much as a tit. vast majority of stuff with it is at highest point very softcore porn, like a modern beach, but of course that's actual imagery. even light novels though, images included, almost always avoid explicit sex. yes there's loopholes, mc falling into a girls buttcheeks slightly offscreen etc, but actual explicit stuff is actively difficult to acquire, and what's on shelves with actual explicit content is mostly stuff that's fully plastic wrapped and takes it quite seriously like A Girl By The Shore or Berserk. Stuff like manga and light novels, american comics too for that matter are regulated very seriously and measures however light are taken to reduce chances a 10 year old or something reads the berserk eclipse or horse scene, no such measures are take with female centric romance novels at all, they're just not stigmatized at all besides stuff like people noticing them or their related works in school libraries.

but besides weirdly limited advisories and restrictions, of course in general it's fine, man or woman has a hard day or week or however long, they deserve to be able to read about chad or stacey self inserts beating evil, or when older, smashing or being smashed. it leads to biased and hypocritical mockery or insults though when you've got women that will check out your Icebreaker or latest Christine Feehan or JR Ward to read about a stacey trying to fit the sport's captains 9incher in and since there's no real knowledge of the writing or it's just kind of blanked out people react to it like they watched gone with the wind content wise. like a prospective male coomer will have to come up to the register with CAUTION ADULT CONTENT and a pink haired chick bending over sure, but a woman can walk up with "Ugly Love" in artsy font with water droplets or a half eaten apple, or a ice skater wholesomely talking to a hockey player, and yet that shit's got just as much cooming.

tldr the market speaks, and men enjoy being a james bond or a conan taking names and banging tf out a hot af blond spy love interest, and women enjoy being that woman. men and women also love real heavy literature with tons of paragraphs on existential dread, with or without smashing, but sometimes you need your fifty shades or your hentai or game of thrones even, a outlet for sexy shit, and that's ok. to deny that and to flip randomly in any romance book is to be willfully ignorant.
 
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