Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

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Yes men have weird porn or hentai or niche fetishes, but I respond with PARANORMAL ROMANCE, also known as the pretty popular subgenre of your Twilight type stuff, your vampires etc but also furries ranging from man that growls to full on dog, sometimes dog on dog or dog on woman depending on the author/plot. It's straight up female centric monstergirl/boy hentai in written form.
I saw an interesting video the other day about BookTok, because apparently several of these women are straight-out saying that they skip "long paragraphs" or sometimes anything that's not dialogue, because they want to get to the romance and the sexin. And of course they consoom all the shiny limited editions of exactly the same book.
 
women are straight-out saying that they skip "long paragraphs" or sometimes anything that's not dialogue, because they want to get to the romance and the sexin.
>Entire community centered around reading
>Look inside
>They don't read

That aside I noticed this sort of attitude is more and more common in most hobby communities these days
"Yes I'm an artist and I'm PROUD to say I hardly make art!"
"I'm a gamer and I play all my games on super easy, cinematic mode, aim assist enabled with boss skip!"
"I'm a film critic and I don't even like films, and it's time we normalzied that!"
What the shit is going on? I mean, I'm sure it's largely, at least in part, just posers trying to cement themselves a place in a community they don't belong in, but when did we as a society reach a point where this is not only acceptable but only super common and a point of pride?
 
I always think that people who have this FOMO mentality don't have self-control. Like, just buy something else to cope with not getting that item instead of engaging in what seems to be a highway robbery or make a childish rant on how you didn't get your toy like a spoiled child. Scalpers will always exist as long as suckers are willing to pay anything or even give one of their kidneys to the black market.
A lot of the time the toy is only worth something to them WHILE it's big and trendy, they want it because everyone else wants it, if they wait a while for it to go down in price it also won't be HOT HOT HOT
FOMO in any form is usually never worth paying extra or whatever it costs to have a "limited run" item. usually you can find almost anything related to collecting on eBay, and even then, if it's not at a price you like or an auction is going crazy, you can wait and be patient. Anything I've bought that I collect as I too am a collector of plastic bullshit I don't need, wasn't worth FOMO hype and I was able to find it at a price I was comfortable paying by simply waiting. Another trap I see a lot of consoomer types or someone addicted to being "on the latest trend" when it comes to collecting is just collecting everything, no matter if they actually want it or not. The golden rule of collecting, no matter what it is, is only collect what you want. It's that simple.
 
What the shit is going on? I mean, I'm sure it's largely, at least in part, just posers trying to cement themselves a place in a community they don't belong in, but when did we as a society reach a point where this is not only acceptable but only super common and a point of pride?
They wrap all this up as being "more accessible" and "gatekeeping bad"/"gatekeeping is bullying". So it's not just that it's acceptable to do things on easy mode, it's existing within a whole ecosystem of weakness as virtuousness.
 
>Entire community centered around reading
>Look inside
>They don't read

That aside I noticed this sort of attitude is more and more common in most hobby communities these days
"Yes I'm an artist and I'm PROUD to say I hardly make art!"
"I'm a gamer and I play all my games on super easy, cinematic mode, aim assist enabled with boss skip!"
"I'm a film critic and I don't even like films, and it's time we normalzied that!"
What the shit is going on? I mean, I'm sure it's largely, at least in part, just posers trying to cement themselves a place in a community they don't belong in, but when did we as a society reach a point where this is not only acceptable but only super common and a point of pride?
They wrap all this up as being "more accessible" and "gatekeeping bad"/"gatekeeping is bullying". So it's not just that it's acceptable to do things on easy mode, it's existing within a whole ecosystem of weakness as virtuousness.
And this is why gatekeeping a hobby should still be enforced, more or less. It's superficial if you only joined the hobby just to be a part of the "kool kidz klub" in the first place without knowing what the hobby is about. Even worse if someone injects their socio-political beliefs in the hobby itself.
Another trap I see a lot of consoomer types or someone addicted to being "on the latest trend" when it comes to collecting is just collecting everything, no matter if they actually want it or not.
Content creators are more or less guilty of this, they want viewers to know that they already got the latest item for popularity points and engagement.
 
They wrap all this up as being "more accessible" and "gatekeeping bad"/"gatekeeping is bullying". So it's not just that it's acceptable to do things on easy mode, it's existing within a whole ecosystem of weakness as virtuousness.
This is a microcosm of current society. It's not seen as a positive trait to take charge of or protect what you care about in general.
Content creators are more or less guilty of this, they want viewers to know that they already got the latest item for popularity points and engagement.
I'll give them a pass on this honestly, it's a calculated investment in their case. It's a lot harder to justify when you don't routinely make a profit on this behavior.
 
It's superficial if you only joined the hobby just to be a part of the "kool kidz klub" in the first place without knowing what the hobby is about.
Ironically its these people who end up gatekeeping the most in the end, telling original hobbyists how they are also totally heckin valid because of this rule, this rule, and that rule that they've pulled out their ass to justify their poserism.
 
Ironically its these people who end up gatekeeping the most in the end, telling original hobbyists how they are also totally heckin valid because of this rule, this rule, and that rule that they've pulled out their ass to justify their poserism.
That is absolutely also a thing. I have seen more than a handful of people who are real sticklers for the rules to the detriment of the activity. (e.g. People who play tabletop games "by the book" and don't just not have "house rules", but who will adamantly reject them if proposed.)
Strangely, it reminds me of old video games. During the fun times of games like TF2, you had whole servers of people just dicking around and hanging out and having fun. You didn't have to play the game "as intended" you were just there to play. Now with all things being either ranked or matched or whatever, it's less fun.
 
If collectors would stop paying extortion prices on ebay, second-hand store/thrift stores would stop trying to compete with it.
Most of that shit is a giant scam of sellers bidding up their own listings to inflate prices.



Also some retard actually bought all those shitty Brian Herbet "Dune" novels;

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Creepy tranny hoarding Wedding Crashers DVDs, a film he's apparently never seen:
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Most of the comments were roasting him not for consooming, but for being late to the movie hoarding game, and not being as fun or excessive like others who did it first like the guy who has thousands of copies of Shrek on VHS.
 
Creepy tranny hoarding Wedding Crashers DVDs, a film he's apparently never seen:
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Most of the comments were roasting him not for consooming, but for being late to the movie hoarding game, and not being as fun or excessive like others who did it first like the guy who has thousands of copies of Shrek on VHS.

We could do a whole separate thread on these guys. I became aware of people doing this about 10 years ago with video games, not worthless ones but ones that were starting to become valuable like conkers bad fur day on N64. I knew a guy who had hundreds of copies of it, and I believe he was collaborating with a couple of other people to rig the market on the game.

The good news is that some attempts at this have failed before. Someone tried to meme the diamond vhs Disney releases from the 1990s as valuable when actually they were just the standard Disney video releases of that era that they made thousands if not millions of.
 
>Entire community centered around reading
>Look inside
>They don't read
Homestuck was one of the first to fall to this shit. Already been brought up countless times but the current fandom" is just gatekeeping troons and zoomers who never read the actual comic or the comics and just went off video essaysist "explanations" of the "deep themes" and shit before going in with pre baked opinions long after basting in the "community" for some amount of time if they ever actually get around to reading the comic. But oh no! They might see a SLUR! YIKES! Don't worry ,they have ANTI SLUR EXTENSIONS for that now! Can't consoom if I see a naughty bad word like say uhhhhh FAG!
I keep getting reminded of this shit in part because of my running gag of having a pfp of one homestuck character for inside joke reasons completely untied to homestuck itself, and also the fact I watched it happen due to being a guy that read homestuck back when it was coming out with some friends that introduced me to MSPA a few years beforehand. Current crop of supposedly "media literate" types don't even understand lil cal's name is a Gary Coleman reference. Feels bad man. Consoomer homestuck material was attempted several times as it was milked to try and satiate these people, but I think it's just patreon now with no aggressive merch pushing save for that cafe they rented out the last two years in California for some exclusive event.
 
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Homestuck? Moar like homosuck amirite?
Ah yes, the classic webcomic gay joke. I mean there were others but that one seems to have had the most staying power for a number of reasons.
Also I looked up "homestuck funko pop" on image search engines out of morbid curiousity it seems people on twitter and reddit REAAAAALY want more for their wall. Maybe that's why the vinyl art figures that got made like 10or more years ago of the characters randomly started getting scalped in the $200 range. They've become "proxy funkos".
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I've seen them call these "ugly" despite wanting them so much but then they go and draw the characters as obese with vitiligo and scars all over so I don't fucking get it.
 
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Homestuck always seemed strange to me in that it had very little merchandise irl. It had a huge presence at conventions in its heyday, but almost 0 merchandise available for purchase. Fanart was also disallowed by the creator so there wasn't even fanart for sale. It was very weird, I can't think of another fandom in a similar situation.
 
Creepy tranny hoarding Wedding Crashers DVDs, a film he's apparently never seen:
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Most of the comments were roasting him not for consooming, but for being late to the movie hoarding game, and not being as fun or excessive like others who did it first like the guy who has thousands of copies of Shrek on VHS.
Or the guys who hoarded Speed, or Titanic, or even Click. You get the picture. When most collectors are buying games and hardware; posers by the same DVD because no one cares about old movies.
BTW Dude looks rough!
 
Homestuck always seemed strange to me in that it had very little merchandise irl. It had a huge presence at conventions in its heyday, but almost 0 merchandise available for purchase. Fanart was also disallowed by the creator so there wasn't even fanart for sale. It was very weird, I can't think of another fandom in a similar situation.
Fanart was allowed by the creator, but there was a stint of time where his psycho GF or someshit was just false reporting shit forcopyright left and right online from what I remember. it started getting really merch heavy in terms of t shirts towards the end but then died downtill it reared back up as an eternal milk machine with forfansbyfans to the pointof even having a fucking "extended zodiac quiz" that's sole function was to sell t shirts that were 10 dollars more than the regular t shirts for some reason. Then it sputtered out once that site died.

I remember they had an actual web store for a bit during homestucks peak in popularity aroung 2011-2012-ish for t shirts and they initially just had little letters they'd put on the wrapper going like "why the fuck did you buy this?" in some character's typing gimmick and color font. There's some images of it online if you dig around enough but I'm too lazy to go digging right now. You can see the severe tonal shift in the comic occur around the time after they stopped including those letters. Wish I saved mine since I DID get a zipper hoodie with that cool looking doom logo they rarely ever used on it once from there when it opened way back.

The Doom logo for those that never saw it.
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Fanart was allowed by the creator, but there was a stint of time where his psycho GF or someshit was just false reporting shit forcopyright left and right online from what I remember. it started getting really merch heavy in terms of t shirts towards the end but then died downtill it reared back up as an eternal milk machine with forfansbyfans to the pointof even having a fucking "extended zodiac quiz" that's sole function was to sell t shirts that were 10 dollars more than the regular t shirts for some reason. Then it sputtered out once that site died.

I remember they had an actual web store for a bit during homestucks peak in popularity aroung 2011-2012-ish for t shirts and they initially just had little letters they'd put on the wrapper going like "why the fuck did you buy this?" in some character's typing gimmick and color font. There's some images of it online if you dig around enough but I'm too lazy to go digging right now. You can see the severe tonal shift in the comic occur around the time after they stopped including those letters. Wish I saved mine since I DID get a zipper hoodie with that cool looking doom logo they rarely ever used on it once from there when it opened way back.

The Doom logo for those that never saw it.
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HS was cool in the sense that like MLP, people made OCs in correlation with the medium. Furries can and will make any and all things with no restrictions.
 
HS was cool in the sense that like MLP, people made OCs in correlation with the medium. Furries can and will make any and all things with no restrictions.
Nah Homestuck wasn't cool "because of the OCs." It was cool because you got to watch a webcomic where some dumbass stumbles around his house trying to do shit and it somehow spirals into a goofy adventure where the world blowing up is really only the start of things. The user suggestion aspect of MSPA before they shut it down permanently at some point during homestuck was one of the best fucking creative decisions a webcomic has ever made.
 
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