💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[RodgerDodger]

What a demonic piece of coombrained shit.

I’m thinking when his Fleshlight finally leaves him he’ll start chasing troon dick next. “It’s not gay if they identify as a woman!”

 

[AnOminous]

The judge went out of his way not to make a ruling on it and the prosecutor claimed April’s comments were hearsay and that was why they weren’t using it.

The prosecution said they wouldn't try to use it without April able for cross, not that they wouldn't use it at all.

As the statute you cite states, no such "presumption" exists for either of those two elements. Instead, it is a necessary element which must be proven that Aaron knew or should have known that there was an expectation of privacy. Same for the other element.

Well, "reasonably" should have known. It isn't a defense to claim "but I'm a wild and wacky zany dude so I'm not reasonable."

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

DID NICK CELEBRATE HIS BIRTHDAY AT A GAY BAR'S UNDERWEAR PARTY?

I don't know. The voice appears to sound like him. The timing of the events held at the club fits with what he said on his Thursday stream. But I don't have any definitive confirmation.

I also don't care if he went. Nick can do what he wants. I'm not a social conservative. I have literally no moral problem at all with him going to a gay bar.

If it happened, the problem for me would be the hypocrisy where Nick directs anti-gay slurs at people making fun of him the night before he goes to a gay bar for the first of two nights in a row,.

Not to mention the stupidity that he didn't think people would look up underwear bars and check out the very top result, this literally took me 30 seconds to find. The Snap Maps thing took another 10 minutes.

It also means that Aaron could potentially claim that Nick and Kayla's long-standing public reputation as exhibitionist nudist swingers is relevant. Remember, Aaron has already said he knew about their "reputation" before the wife swapping ever happened.

My point is, in order to find Aaron guilty, all sorts of lurid claims of the sort Nick and Kayla Rekieta denied for years will have to be shown to be real, potentially via their own testimony to the contrary of what they insisted forever.

As you well know, Nick has spent several birthdays (maybe now admitted) at Gay 90s. Despite his euphemisms for it, it's not going to win many hearts and minds, even before a more urbane jury in St. Cloud (than what you would find in Willmar).

Meme Copium brought this up, but if Aaron forces this to trial, can you imagine Kayla being able to handle being on the stand? Much less being credible? Yeah, you need to do a delicate dance with Kayla on the stand (and likely a female attorney to do the examination), but I can't see her doing well. She'd either be manic or zombied- her only pathway would be crying a river, but I think many would see through her poor acting.

I can't see Nick coming across well on the stand, if he's even relevant. (It's weird they're trying to stop Aaron's "harassment" of them, when it's Kayla who has been injured by the suit.)

 

[Desktop User2]

My point is, in order to find Aaron guilty, all sorts of lurid claims of the sort Nick and Kayla Rekieta denied for years will have to be shown to be real, potentially via their own testimony to the contrary of what they insisted forever.

I really hope Aaron goes through trial - tho I really, really doubt it because this is the stupidest charge - so we can get all the juicy deets under oath. I really hope Nick´s pissing on Aaron´s tent by making the RP claim blows back right on his face.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Esau was tricked

No he wasn’t. He sold his birthright to Yakov for a bowl of lentils. There was no trickery involved.

Jacob’s story ends with him giving his blessing to Joseph’s sons equally.

There’s an entire passage about Yakov telling Yosef that while Menashe will be great, Ephraim will be greater than Menashe.

 

[Chirico Cuvie]

Do you have any idea how many Star Trek Online accounts I’ve trawled through?!

How many trannies catfished me?!


Partial disagree.

While Nick may have lost any moral authority, his good name, most of his fans, his legal credibility and much more… He still has money. Millions likely.

So in a sense he will never really hit bottom, unless he somehow gets disinherited.

I thought I heard something about it being a mobile game so try Fleet Command Qapla' my brother

 

[chalkyresidue]

if Aaron forces this to trial, can you imagine Kayla being able to handle being on the stand?

I really want someone to report on whether Kayla’s mom is there to hug her while having to listen to sworn legal testimony about what a gutter slut she is. Please Minnesota Kiwis. We need you for this.

PS, how sure can anyone be that Kayla and April aren’t seeing this arrangement as a dyke-out paradise on the Rackets Family Trust? IIRC, Aaron talked about them scissoring, and Kayla drunkenly talked about how bad it would turn her on to turn a straight chick gay for her.
EDIT: Also, you notice how April always talks about her sexy adventures on the town as good times with lovely “people”? Nick ain’t the only April Fool in the crack shack.

Though he is the most unlikeable. Best possible ending for this shit show could be out of the Thelma and Louise playbook.

 

[Desktop User2]

I really want someone to report on whether Kayla’s mom is there to hug her while having to listen to sworn legal testimony about what a gutter slut she is. Please Minnesota Kiwis. We need you for this.

PS, how sure can anyone be that Kayla and April aren’t seeing this arrangement as a dyke-out paradise on the Rackets Family Trust? IIRC, Aaron talked about them scissoring, and Kayla drunkenly talked about how bad it would turn her on to turn a straight chick gay for her.
EDIT: Also, you notice how April always talks about her sexy adventures on the town as good times with lovely “people”? Nick ain’t the only April Fool in the crack shack.

Though he is the most unlikeable. Best possible ending for this shit show could be out of the Thelma and Louise playbook.

As much disgust Kayla induces on me by continuing indulging Nick´s degeneracy - most likely willingly - and exposing her kids to all the shit that still happens. going hard on her in a case she is undoubtedly the victim, of a very minor and stupid crime because of the scope of the RP material distribution, would really irk me and probably fuck Aaron´s defense;

 

[Fapcop]

Yeah, you need to do a delicate dance with Kayla on the stand (and likely a female attorney to do the examination), but I can't see her doing well. She'd either be manic or zombied- her only pathway would be crying a river, but I think many would see through her poor acting.

She will need to double up on the benzos for sure for the trial.

Can’t even imagine how humiliating it would have to be, to sit there while an attorney reads aloud from the intimate text messages you shared with a lover.

And Nick somehow thinks it’s a W for him, which really shows what a POS he is.

BTW: Aside from the fact that she previously had her nudes and bottle pic shared to thousands of people, there’s also the fact that Kayla wanted them to officially be a foursome and raise kids together.

Now while that’s not directly related to the pics, one could certainly make an easy argument for Aaron believing that Kayla wouldn’t have a problem with any pictures being shared. (To one person.)

I thought I heard something about it being a mobile game so try Fleet Command Qapla' my brother

Qapla!

(And please keep it on the downlow that polycules are looking for new partners in SO. I really don’t want any more tranny weirdos in that game.)

I really want someone to report on whether Kayla’s mom is there to hug her while having to listen to sworn legal testimony about what a gutter slut she is. Please Minnesota Kiwis. We need you for this.

I want a dozen of the most degenerate and weird looking Kiwis you can imagine, all standing at the courthouse, shaking their heads and pointing at Nick, while giving him stern looks of disgust and disapproval.

 

[Not Who You Think]

I don't have the exact quote in front of me ATM, but Aaron said on stream that April told him words to the effect of "Even if he [Nick] leaves Kayla, he'll never leave me." She seems to think she's locked in.

Here you go.

Aaron alleges that April wanted him to admit that he loved Kayla (this is during one of their many fights about drugs). Aaron said he did love Kayla, and April responds by saying that:

a) if she ever broke up with Aaron then she would stay with Nick

b) Nick said that is he ever left Kayla, Nick wouldn't leave April

In April's mind, she and Nick will be together no matter what.

As it stands, April has indeed stayed with Nick after she and Aaron split up.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

No he wasn’t. He sold his birthright to Yakov for a bowl of lentils. There was no trickery involved.


There’s an entire passage about Yakov telling Yosef that while Menashe will be great, Ephraim will be greater than Menashe.

It literally was planned by Rebecca to steal it from Esau. It was a two part plan where Esau’s duress selling obviously would not fly, so they also tricked the blind Issac.

Yeah, but he doesn’t condemn them to fighting over birth right like he did with his brother before God crippled him for life.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It literally was planned by Rebecca to steal it from Esau.

Rivkah wasn’t even present when Eisav came in from hunting and Yakov was cooking. Eisav had tricked Yitzhak into believing he was righteous, though, and he made a binding contract with Yakov while in his right mind, completely sober. He was no victim.

God, I hope Nick doesn’t decide to do a “Bible study” on Yakov and Eisav.

 

[Not Who You Think]

What animal would Nick dress up as? What is his fursona?

Nick had a fursona picked out: Within the Law Macaw

This appears to be established within Nick's old fandom.

In a stream in early January 2019, Nick's chat brought it up, once to Nick and twice more to Kayla. The second time it was brought up, the chat queried Kayla on if she preferred eagles or macaws. Kayla chose eagles, unknowingly implying that she likes Legal Eagle more than Nick.

"Within the Law Macaw" doesn't really apply anymore, but Crackets Macaw has a nice ring to it. Just add a Hedo II shirt and a dash of white powder to his beak.

 

[Captain Manning]

Anybody remember ken's counseling couch? I wonder what will he say to nick now that all this happened.

He was allegedly in talks to do live therapy streams with Nick. Unfortunately it never happened.

Last I checked, Ken was still Team Balldo, but the situation with his fanbase remains ever fluid as he continues to shed support so I dunno if that's still the case.

I’m thinking when his Fleshlight finally leaves him he’ll start chasing troon dick next. “It’s not gay if they identify as a woman!”

No, the justification will be that it's not gay if his balls are in a balldo before the balls touch.

God, I hope Nick doesn’t decide to do a “Bible study” on Yakov and Eisav.

FIFY.

He shouldn't be doing any Bible study. Full stop.

 

[HackerX]

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"She isn't my GF, she is my mistress. I never lied to anyone"

God, disingenuous people are the worst. Everything is untrue, but they also won't provide the truth. The retard hates people speculating about his degeneracy, then does nothing but invite people to continue speculating.

Technically I didn’t fuck anyone. The fine products of Baldo, Inc do the fucking while I am a mere onlooker.

Cucked by a balldo. Cucked by Aaron. What's next? Cucked by Ralph or Fapcop???

Aaron himself has repeated things April told him about fucking Nick, such as that he would have to take frequent breaks due to his “heat allergy” (read: erectile dysfunction).

Haha. The man is out of shape. He gives out before making April or Kayla orgasm. What a fag.

All this talk of who cracky loves more, Kayla or April is ridiculous, especially if you think April will displace Kayla as the primary wife.

Nick's agreement with April is purely transactional. She gets free housing, food and drugs, he gets sex (Viagra supply permitting) and a shield for his many legal problems. She'll be gone as soon as he cuts of the coke tap or he gets bored of her, or they all go to prison. Simple as.

Idk, I get the feeling she legitimately believes Nick wants to keep her around to replace Kayla. She's legitimately the worst type of woman.

I STILL WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE "MYSTERIOUS BROWN SUBSTANCE" WAS!!!!!

Never forget.

I thought everyone agreed it was Jenkem?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Rivkah wasn’t even present when Eisav came in from hunting and Yakov was cooking. Eisav had tricked Yitzhak into believing he was righteous, though, and he made a binding contract with Yakov while in his right mind, completely sober. He was no victim.

God, I hope Nick doesn’t decide to do a “Bible study” on Yakov and Eisav.

He came back from a hard day of hunting and is often represented as starving after capturing no game. The sale was under duress.

 

[USAroXX]

As much disgust Kayla induces on me by continuing indulging Nick´s degeneracy - most likely willingly - and exposing her kids to all the shit that still happens. going hard on her in a case she is undoubtedly the victim, of a very minor and stupid crime because of the scope of the RP material distribution, would really irk me and probably fuck Aaron´s defense;

Lololololol
Nope.
The polycule in a home of FIVE Children ruins ANY sympathy for kayla.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He came back from a hard day of hunting and is often represented as starving after capturing no game. The sale was under duress.

If you have sources for these claims, feel free to DM them to me.

 

[thebigdream]

BTW: Aside from the fact that she previously had her nudes and bottle pic shared to thousands of people, there’s also the fact that Kayla wanted them to officially be a foursome and raise kids together.

Now while that’s not directly related to the pics, one could certainly make an easy argument for Aaron believing that Kayla wouldn’t have a problem with any pictures being shared. (To one person.)

As much as I hope the State will be generous, I don't expect it to see Aaron's actions favourably. While there's some evidence that Kayla has exhibitionist tendencies, there are no known examples of her a) sharing actual pornography more broadly than her messages with Aaron, and b) consenting to them being shared by Aaron. It's absurd to think that anyone who posts risque pictures then consents to their private nudes being shared around by anyone for perpetuity.

With that said, the harassment aspect of his charges are bogus, as others have duly noted. Aaron's just a dumb, lovesick cuck your honor he dindu nuffin.

 

[AnOminous]

She will need to double up on the benzos for sure for the trial.

First, it's contempt of court to show up intoxicated. Second, one of the opening questions, especially for a drug addict, is whether or not they're on any substances that would compromise their memory. Lying about that is perjury.

So sure if she wanted to add two more crimes to her rap sheet.