💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.4%
  • Total voters
    694
Nick wants REVENGE. Cartoonish super-villain mustache twirling Captain Ahab going down with the whale REVENGE.

You can literally see the anger even in his legal filings. He is more concerned about getting the farms and getting Aaron than he is about defending himself. He doesn't even care if it works. He doesn't care if it bankrupts him.

His anger and his hate are quite literally all he has left.
 
In Nicks' head, he and Null are still friends. Sure, they're in a rough patch right now, but that's because Null doesn't understand social cues.
 
Looseleaf Paper said:
Bunch of Layman Kiwiprudes in this thread. It's obvious he's simply selling the house so he can use the money to purchase a different house much closer to the City.
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That city being Los Angeles.

No joke, my bet is still on Nick ending up in California with Dick Masterson at some point. How long that takes depends on the length of his any probation he might receive.

I know for a fact California has a pretty robust anti-SLAPP statute too (it's the state that birthed the term "Streisand Effect," and that case concerned California anti-SLAPP), which will be useful given the amount of shit he likes to talk. Nick once said he has to win his appeal against Monty because, if he doesn't, more people will sue him. I always took that to mean he is aware Minnesota ain't the best state for talking shit.

Glass House said:
Yep.. Lonely mistress in the second home. Where will she live now?
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Oxyjen said:
Does she come with the sale?
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If she does, @Fapcop is absolutely entering a bid. I just hope he doesn't have to rob a bank.

Keep in mind Fapcop, he's desperate, so you might be able to get both April and the house for well below market value. Be shrewd in your bidding!
 
Goofy Logic said:
I'm not sure I would want that house. I dont know if you can get whiskey and cocaine out of carpet, and can you imagine all the cum stains on the walls?
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Sell it to Chichi Larue (alsofrom MN) who is an MN drag queen. Or sell it to Van Darkholme and he can finally turn Nick's house into a dungeon.
 
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How the fuck is this an own??? Blocking someone is usually seen as a bitch made move. Not blocking and just not responding is the based move clearly. Also, he clearly doesn't read the farms as he screenshots the farms and sends it to Josh. :story:
Null said:
I really don't understand what he even hopes to accomplish anymore
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It's just petty jabs to try and make you mad or get a reaction out of you. He has no 4d chess moves on that wet brain of his. His brain is functioning on just pure and unadulterated dopamine rushes due to severe damage from his rampart alcoholism. It just makes him feel good to be a petty bitch and "own" people on the internet or close ex-friends like you.
 
Prehistoric Jazz said:
In Nicks' head, he and Null are still friends. Sure, they're in a rough patch right now, but that's because Null doesn't understand social cues.
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Something about his ego must make him want kiwi farms to respect him, I don't know how someone could read through 6000+ pages about themselves and still act like Ralph this, he definitely misses the respect he once had but once the baldo goes on it's hard to get off.
 
Null said:
I really don't understand what he even hopes to accomplish anymore. Druggie wetbrains are craycray.
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in his mind he's in an epic war, a battle of wills even, against you and the farms and he thinks he's gonna get you and everyone here to submit. Also he's prolly drunk or coked out again lmfao.
 
Warm Lasagna said:
Low key, that’s a nice bit of property there. 7.8 acres of land and you live amidst a bunch of natural lake formations. Plenty of trees. Good school zones. Price is a bit high but I see potential in the bones of the structure. Could easily add another bedroom or two at over 6k sqft living space. Plenty of land to start gardening and farming
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Actually looks like a nice house, if I had money I'd buy it, the only problem I can see is your next to Nick, I'd can't imagine being neighbors with that weirdo
 
Malaika said:
Do you guys think everything is good between Nick and Kayla? The timing seems pretty odd.
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Very odd timing.

Either money is tight or there's trouble in the thruple.

Or maybe both

But Nick's family is rich. So why sell the house?
 
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