💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Thomas Talus]

looks like a really nice place to live ngl

In a tight-knit community, where everyone looks out for each other!

Might be able to negotiate a discount if you can claim the property is stigmatized.

Because he's a doped up retard who can't do anything competently at all.

I'm not sure what thread this retarded coked up faggot is reading, but I haven't even seen any laypeople misreading this dogshit filing, much less the actual lawyers. It doesn't take a J.D. to see what absolutely juvenile logorrhea this filing is. It just takes an IQ over room temperature. It is absolute SHIT.

It's so bad I'm almost suspecting Rekieta drafted it himself.

I was super-groggy when I skimmed it, but it looked like one of the claims was that the affiant failed to adequately convey how much of an abusive asshole Nick was to April.

 

[WelperHelper99]

The BalldoReich is downsizing!

Up for sale is 12565 52ND ST NE, Spicer MN, 56288 for a myopically humble price of $450,000.

Rackets is desperately scraping for cash. Lawyers are expensive who would have guessed. Also I had a stunned moment seeing the price. Those are Utah house prices. But he's not in Utah. How the fuck does he plan to sell this boat anchor?

 

[Telemeter]

Is this the spare house the Hotwife was staying at? Is Balldo moving her onto the main campus?

Yes, you can even see the ankle high leather boots and ripped jeans plus some other blouses hanging in the closet picture.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Tempting to find a realtor there and setup a showing...

 

[Null]

So does this mean Kayla is divorcing Nick? And will she throw him under the bus in the criminal trial?

it remains to be seen.

A real update: Kayla's continuance was granted. The Rekietas, right now being tried together, now have separate omnibus dates. There's two possible outcomes of this.

1) Kayla's attorney wants her tried separately. This would be ominous.
2) The Judge will have each omnibus separately but set a joint trial date. This would be steady-as-she-goes with a little mercy for Kayla. If Rekieta's omnibus ends with a trial date set, #1 is more likely.

Tempting to find a realtor there and setup a showing...

Please don't waste people's time.

 

[The N Word]

There's shitholes in Cali with less square feet and a higher price tag than that.

Nick really fucked up having to cut his land in half. He's lucky he doesn't have to sell it all.

 

[genericwhitemale]

It's a genuine BalldoBunker!

Untrue, we have not seen the shower yet.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

It's a genuine BalldoBunker!

because it can never be pointed out too many times: the contrast between how wealthy trial commentary made him and how much he shits and pisses himself over commentary of his trial is quite amusing.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Nice land but that house is ugly as sin.

That's a lovely house

The duality of Kiwis.

These two were posted at the same minute. Lmao

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Jesus, what a nice piece of property and home. Shame about the neighbors.

The foot path worries me. What if you run into the Qover having a romp in the woods? And last thing I’d want is my kids even being near the coke head. There’s also the worry of having Rekieta’s drunk ass speeding in his mustang down the road. What if my kids are out playing? What if it’s me out on the street going for a run? What if my wife is driving out for work?

 

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Keep in mind that's in cold-as-fuck Minnesota (East Somalia). Many feet of snow/ice for half the year.

Yes, a temperate European climate.

Also, fuck that open plan kitchen/dining area. That's some gay ass 'entertaining' (keys in the bowl) shit. Not against the open plan, keep the excessively large kitchen, but the dining area doesn't need to be that big.

 

[Strix454]

I don't get his part about April being Mirandized. Can't you loose your "Miranda rights" if you respond willingly? If he made the question she should not have responded at all.

There are rules on what a police officer can do after the person has been Mirandized and asserted their right to silence & an attorney. They can't technically "question" you. But they can draw you into a conversation where you start saying things that you should not say, that is fine. There are all kinds of technical legal rules around it and most police officers are going to be very familiar with the rules.

I think if the police had made an actual mistake on this point, Nick's motion would have described that point in great detail. But the motion is incredibly vague. Which means to me that they don't have anything really specific to point to.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

looks like a really nice place to live ngl

Would donating to Nick Rochefort’s real estate show in order for him to review Nick Rekieta’s house be cowtipping?

Beyond the kitchen the house could use some work to modernize it and honestly I want Nick Rochefort’s thoughts on what to do?

 

[GaryGray]

That Odysee video is now altered. In fact, it looks like a post-arrest video because the pictures are hanging, so he for sure edited this after his arrest. Because Odysee uses LBRY on the blockchain, @Haru Okumura may be able to precisely pinpoint when he edited his claim on this video.
https://odysee.com/@RekietaLaw:a/the-results-of-my-appeal-are-in!-i:d

The link goes to the 4 hour video for me using Brave. With a publish date on the GUI of May 20th 2024 04:00:00 with a file size of 1.18GB. ghost archive

I am unsure how but it seems like the video shown in the screenshot comes from https://odysee.com/@RekietaLaw:a/trump's-immunity-shocks-those-with-no:2

 

[Divine right to rule]

Man, a house with your own small forest and LAKES right next to it?
Looks fucking dope.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Why would you want video of you saying you did something bad? Take off your Kiwi Farms blinders for a minute and just think like a rational human being. Anyone is going to fight that request. It doesn’t point to any kind of specific outcome.

Everyone wants this to be some kind of epic happening but the reality is that it’s all been a very normal and straightforward case that hasn’t been particularly interesting in anyway and it won’t be interesting or funny. Sorry boys, Nick’s not getting lolcow of the year again.

Shut the fuck up, Nick.

 

[Scan_Lines]

looks like a really nice place to live ngl

If you think shower texts were gay, imagine what you'd get living there. He's known for locking his dog in the bathroom, what's another slobber mutt in a bathroom to abuse?

 

[Haru Okumura]

A cursory glance at the stream on Odysee shows that the winning claim for that stream dates to 21 May 2024 09:02:29 UTC, which seems like the right timeframe for the original Cokestream. This is the metadata for the claim that is associated with the current iteration of the video, claim ID d3130543fbf93ff88673117716c416255be96228:




Live page URL: https://odysee.com/@RekietaLaw:a/the-results-of-my-appeal-are-in!-i:d
Block explorer URL: https://explorer.lbry.com/claims/d3130543fbf93ff88673117716c416255be96228

I have cross-referenced this with metadata pulled from the HTML of an archive.is archive taken on May 22nd, one day after the original publication date, that confirms that the winning claim (i.e. the stream that showed up on odysee.com) on that date was also d3130543fbf93ff88673117716c416255be96228 (https://archive.is/yN43m):



In conclusion I think any weird behavior @Null saw is probably a glitch on Odysee's end.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

Bunch of Layman Kiwiprudes in this thread. It's obvious he's simply selling the house so he can use the money to purchase a different house much closer to the City. This way he can avoid all of the church prudes, eat better food, and listen to more and more interesting stories from the hookers/strippers he hires.

 

[Margo Martindale]

Gets a nice property and everything handed to him, and he just decides to throw it all away just to be a degen

This is the first ive see a full view of his property before, its fucking gorgious. I would kill to live somehwhere like that.