💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Mr. Manchester]

I think it's a nice house, Monty should buy it once he wins his lawsuit.

 

[Pargon]

The foot path worries me. What if you run into the Qover having a romp in the woods? And last thing I’d want is my kids even being near the coke head. There’s also the worry of having Rekieta’s drunk ass speeding in his mustang down the road. What if my kids are out playing? What if it’s me out on the street going for a run? What if my wife is driving out for work?

Well, in those cases you bide your time until he crosses the property line. Then you invoke God, Country, and Castle Doctrine, and allow your very vocal associate and confidant Mr. AR-15, Esq. to speak on your behalf.

 

[Oxyjen]

Yep.. Lonely mistress in the second home. Where will she live now?

Does she come with the sale?

 

[Telvanni]

Honestly, I'd rather live in a house that was used for a Dexter-like Kill Room than living in a house used for mass drugs and coom.

 

[Amateur Shoelace Tyer]

The Liquor that Nick totally poured out has been located.

I recognize that shorter bottle. Looks like a bottle of Blanton's made in good ol' Kentucky. It's usually around $150 to just shy of $200 depending on supply and has become a bit of a meme bourbon because people just buy it for the horse stuck to the top of the bottle. That particularly sweet and caramelly whiskey (in that gay little basket with the other bottles) combined with the wine and some other little indicators around the room could convince me that April has been lurking in this particular bedroom.

 

[Oh Darn]

Does she come with the sale?

she doesn't usually come unless there's a shitload of blow involved

 

[HadToMake4Features]

“Damnit Nik, we lost the second house”

 

[RussianParasite]

It's a genuine BalldoBunker!

I’m biased because I hate ranch style houses, so maybe that is clouding my perception, but I think this house is ugly. I’ve seen worse, but the decor in the kitchen, the ghetto fence in the back, and just overall feel is is that of an expanded trailer to me. Maybe I’m just an asshole, and I realize plenty of people would be happy to have a house this size, but I hate it.

Property itself is great though. Fields, some forest, lake(?) access. 8/10 from me.

Balldo cucked himself out of his hometown!

He’s from the mean ghettos of Houston, incel.

 

[Hax1337]

she doesn't usually come unless there's a shitload of blow involved

I'm sure there's enough residue on the walls and counters for her to sniff for a good month.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I don't get his part about April being Mirandized. Can't you loose your "Miranda rights" if you respond willingly? If he made the question she should not have responded at all.

The absurdity is Nick is in no way protected from anything April says based on whether not they Mirandized her. He has no rights to be violated in this situation. It only becomes an issue for charges and testimony used against her.

Remember Nick claimed to be her attorney in front of the first Judge, before being informed that she had already been released.

This raises a number of major ethical issues. Nick is attempting to use a clients miranda rights against self incrimination, not in her interests but his own. And he or his Barneswalker filed this shit.

The only interests Nick has in whether April was properly mirandized, or if she continued talking after being so, is a Conflict of Interest.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

There are rules on what a police officer can do after the person has been Mirandized and asserted their right to silence & an attorney. They can't technically "question" you. But they can draw you into a conversation where you start saying things that you should not say, that is fine. There are all kinds of technical legal rules around it and most police officers are going to be very familiar with the rules.

I think if the police had made an actual mistake on this point, Nick's motion would have described that point in great detail. But the motion is incredibly vague. Which means to me that they don't have anything really specific to point to.

Yes, when exercising your right to remain silent it is on you to actually remain silent. It's really weak unless the officer did something extraordinary to dupe her into talking. I think this is part of the broader "look how badly this warrant was executed, they were even doing Miranda violations" strategy to muddy the waters when it seems pretty clear from what we have that the warrant was valid. The only non-retarded point I saw was that they can't just have her blabbing about Rekieta's crimes on tape in evidence without also putting her on the stand and making her testify.

It's an odd argument, even if we read Berghuis v. Thompkins, 560 U.S. 370 (2010) favorable to Nick, that would only suppress April's statements, not the fact there's 26grams of coke in house.
I think there's a possible issue with April's statement if it was considered coerced, but even then that cannot suppress the full warrant.

(b) Thompkins waived his right to remain silent when he knowingly and voluntarily made a statement to police. A waiver must be “the product of a free and deliberate choice rather than intimidation, coercion, or deception” and “made with a full awareness of both the nature of the right being abandoned and the consequences of the decision to abandon it.” Moran v. Burbine, 475 U. S. 412, 421. Such a waiver may be “implied” through a “defendant’s silence, coupled with an understanding of his rights and a course of conduct indicating waiver.” North Carolina v. Butler, 441 U. S. 369, 373. If the State establishes that a Miranda warning was given and that it was understood by the accused, an accused’s uncoerced statement establishes an implied waiver.

EDIT: @RodgerDodger I reached your exact same conclusion, see above. The only thing Nick can gain from this I can tell is the suppression of any evidence that was from April's statements (so the card with cocaine doesn't count).

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Well, in those cases you bide your time until he crosses the property line. Then you invoke God, Country, and Castle Doctrine, and allow your very vocal associate and confidant Mr. AR-15, Esq. to speak on your behalf.

Minnesota is a duty to retreat state sadly.

 

[northstar747]

dax should buy the house and make is own version of fishtank

 

[Telemeter]

Actually a really nice house, i’m honestly kinda surprised.

Not really that surprising.

He really is a trust fund baby that only held a 9-5 jobs for a grand total of 3 years out of 43, during which he gleefully told us he disregarded and disrespected his coworkers because he thinks they are sheep and continuously refused to follow orders so he could read Fountainhead instead, cause he doesn't really need a job nor worry about money ever. The mentality of a spoiled brat throwing tantrums cause his parents told him he had to go to school now.

He also wasted 10 years in college getting two degrees, neither of which led to a career.

Yet he still had these two houses, it's really obvious why he acts the way he does now.

I'm pretty sure the reason the family bought them for Nick was just cause he had so many children, not so much for their failure-to-launch alcoholic son.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Question: How much coke could Nick buy if he sells that house after taxes?

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I've got a better idea for the house.

Tranch 2.0, making sure to get the most obnoxious trannies to live there and constantly pester Nick and his polycule.

 

[Merry]

The house needs some bedroom, bathroom, and landscaping work. But it has really nice mid century bones, would be fun to see Nick Rochefort review it on his streams

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Seems like a good place for our dear feeder

Stop it. I'm very tempted to buy the home myself and hang a massive banner that says "KIWIFARMS ALWAYS WINS" aimed directly at Nick's house.

 

[ellroy]

A 1 story, 1 bath house (600sqft) is like 80k in Shelby Montana. It's also isolated as fuck, like 6k people total in the county lmao.

450k in CA (973 sqft):
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410k in rural CO: (7.5 acres)
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To be fair you showed a listing in Vallejo which isn’t rural, nor in the middle of nowhere due to it’s proximity to the Bay Area. I will say Vallejo is an absolute shit hole and my defense of it stops there. I think a listing in Redding is closer to Nick’s situation being out in the sticks.