💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

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  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

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I always figured that the mandatory reporter was just a reason for the cop to look into Nick a little more. In detailing his findings which started with the potential child neglect issues, he was doing a thorough job of explaining why he was even looking into Nick.

I agree. I went through the warrant and the probable cause material. The police officer was seeking a warrant on his set of issues based on the total information he had. He was seeking a warrant to search for drugs. The CPS decision to take or not take enforcement action in their particular limited area (child protection) doesn't really matter at all. The police officer is presenting the totality of evidence for a warrant to search for drugs. Its the information that matters for the warrant. Not the enforcement decisions of another agency.
 
my prediction: his retarded motion will be dropped, he will cry government persecuting him, and he proceed in all future streams related to his case he will use his defense motion as his version of events you MUST accept as he never lies ever
 
Except it's all public record. His plea deal will be public record. His admission of guilt CANNOT be hidden under any circumstances. Everyone knows this.
This is how I see it, regardless if he gets a penalty is irrelevant to the fact that I want that guilty plea.
Just it being in a public record that he's a scumbag piece of shit confirmed through his guilt is more than enough for me.
 
I am surprised to see Kayla got representation and Nick is going to fight. I was convinced she would take the plea and Nick would let her take the fall.
Why does anyone even think this is a viable strategy? If Kayla pleads, she'd have to deliver an allocution of guilt to all the facts that make Nick just as guilty as she is, which can then immediately be used against him, too.
I don't find it too surprising he's just gonna fight the warrant based on what barnes and his barneswalker lawyer had been spewing these last few months
I've been saying he'd do this for months too because it is just the obvious strategy. About the only thing I didn't predict is it would be this absolutely lame, pathetic and incompetent.
 
One slight possibility could be that Kayla's lawyer has some tactics. The lawyer got her hearing pushed far in future. Get Nick to fight for anything that can and look really bad. Then look like pitiful woman with horrible husband. Get some of the pity points and female privilege and get away with slap on the wrist.
 
That would be pretty funny, especially if it's granted because Ralph is already on the way and Nick definitely could have told him not to fly out if this was his plan.
I hope he gets the continuance and then has to babysit the hollering hog for a month.
 
Honestly I wonder how Nick would take getting the warrant tossed not resurrecting his streaming career.

Clearly he believes that if he owns the courts Kiwifarms by being a lolcow who gets off scot free (as all cows do), the farms and everyone else will have to concede that he never did anything wrong.

Whereas he will continue to be mocked for being a coked out cuck who can't take care of his kids.

And it's not just us who won't forget, Nick. Your kids won't either.
 
The BalldoReich is downsizing!

Up for sale is 12565 52ND ST NE, Spicer MN, 56288 for a myopically humble price of $450,000.
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It's a genuine BalldoBunker!

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With adjoining properties, you too can help Nick Rekieta engage in hijinx and avoid the watchful eye of JohnnyLaw or Children Protective Services. The forest paths enable seemless balldo transfers between the homeowners.

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A lovely and well-equipped kitchen, with more than enough storage for $3,000 worth of snacks.

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It comes with two full baths and one half-bath

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Three Bedrooms, plus a Master. Plenty of room for all of the children that you utterly despise.

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Based on the home decor, it looks like a 30 year old coke whore lives there. What a seal of approval.

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Last but not least, it even comes with an outdoor cuckcage where you can run off your angst over internet based Karen Farmers, or have your bulls get some Vitamin D and allow you to mop up the floor in peace.

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Decided to see if I could replicate your results, and was successful, so I'll agree with you that it's probably a bug that occurred...
The funny possibility is that he did change it but reverted it as soon as he realized it was discovered.
 
I hope he gets the continuance and then has to babysit the hollering hog for a month.
I wish Qayla a million speedy trials

EDIT: :story: HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA :story:

Balldo cucked himself out of his hometown!
Sad! Pathetic!
He's going to fight this scorched earth now. Crackets needs to get even with those Scandi prudes who ruined his perfect life.
 
The BalldoReich is downsizing!

Up for sale is 12565 52ND ST NE, Spicer MN, 56288 for a myopically humble price of $450,000.
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With adjoining properties, you too can help Nick Rekieta engage in hijinx and avoid the watchful eye of JohnnyLaw or Children Protective Services. The forest paths enable seemless balldo transfers between the homeowners.
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Looking at a house listing?!? What are you? Some kind of Pedophile?
 
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The BalldoReich is downsizing!

Up for sale is 12565 52ND ST NE, Spicer MN, 56288 for a myopically humble price of $450,000.
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It's a genuine BalldoBunker!
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With adjoining properties, you too can help Nick Rekieta engage in hijinx and avoid the watchful eye of JohnnyLaw or Children Protective Services. The forest paths enable seemless balldo transfers between the homeowners.
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A lovely and well-equipped kitchen, with more than enough storage for $3,000 worth of snacks.
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It comes with two full baths and one half-bath
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Three Bedrooms, plus a Master. Plenty of room for all of the children that you utterly despise.
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Last but not least, it even comes with an outdoor cuckcage where you can run off your angst over internet based Karen Farmers, or have your bulls get some Vitamin D and allow you to mop up the floor in peace.
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Money must be tight. Or mommy and daddy think downsizing will limit Nick having side bitches over.
 
is there a chance that rekieta can plead no contest to avoid trial? on a side note what's with him claming that "he is of Polish descent?
Well, according to a study performed by the city of Portland, Oregon, Slavs are to be considered PoC (paper) and as such 'polacks' who I will from now on refer to with the term umbrella term 'vodkaniggers' are eligible for the 'dindu nuffin' defense.
 
The cop watching a reupload of the stream won't matter for the warrant, but the state hasn't subpoenaed Google for an actual copy (the discovery they turned over was the reupload). This is retarded because at trial it would be difficult/impossible to authenticate some random reupload. The state needs someone to testify that it's a true and accurate representation of the original or that it was recorded/stored by some regular procedure. You subpoena a copy from Google for the latter method.
The probable cause 1. Did not rely on Aaron Imholte whatsoever so I am unsure why he is cited at all in this document. The youtube video was also a minor part of the probable cause
How so?
Probable cause was established almost entirely through Aaron's statements and Nick's streams.

The affidavit established Aaron having a close relationship with Nick, including streaming from his house. It contains Aaron's allegations that Nick was on drugs during the cokestream and that he and his kids needed help, which was the day before the warrant issued.

The cop watched the cokestream and saw Nick all fucked up, including returning from a bathroom break all geeked out with white powder on his nose.
 
I've been saying he'd do this for months too because it is just the obvious strategy. About the only thing I didn't predict is it would be this absolutely lame, pathetic and incompetent.
I don't get his part about April being Mirandized. Can't you loose your "Miranda rights" if you respond willingly? If he made the question she should not have responded at all.
 
The BalldoReich is downsizing!

Low key, that’s a nice bit of property there. 7.8 acres of land and you live amidst a bunch of natural lake formations. Plenty of trees. Good school zones. Price is a bit high but I see potential in the bones of the structure. Could easily add another bedroom or two at over 6k sqft living space. Plenty of land to start gardening and farming.

Might need to wash the stains out, though.
 
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