💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

BREAKING NEWS: King Phil just solved Rekieta's Denny's joke: "I've known a lot of very stupid people in my life, so I usually can decipher what this gibberish is."

It's supposed to be about the Denny's menu being too hard to understand.

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I am not a fan of thr Casino, but this stream looks kino from the clips. They have too much good chemistry than should be reasonably expected and Nick is felted so hard.

What's the difference between a cop at Denny's and a Kiwi Farmer?

Spoiler

To get to the other side.

You got me. It's wasn't funny, but fair is fair, I was completely baited.

It doesn't say that in what you quote. It says the investigation needs to be closed, not the case in court.

Corrected. I conflated the terms.

Is there some other proof that case =/= investigations though? Or have we drawn in inference from the clerks silence?

2. During negotiation, state had a "no drug users association" clause and explicitly noted they had to keep April out of the houe and away from kids. Nick objected as she wasn't accused of doing drugs, no tests of drugs, no criminal history. Prosecutor was forced to file charges against April to make sure they would be violating the terms of plea if she's around

I doubt this. I also believe that if you look at the bind conditions on the form 702 in the Binder, you will see that 'unconditional bail is just that'--with the obvious stipulation of not breaking laws an appearing for court dates.

I don't know if the court can use the omnibus to accept a plea or if it could happen sooner. I think the fact they mailed/served the plea "offer" to Kayla is an indication that it's already negotiated, in final written form, and a done deal for both Nick and Kayla.

The prosecutor can make any offer and Nick could accept at any time. He could theoretically reach out and offer to do the max sentence without trial if he wanted, or the prosecutor could just drop all charges. This is how plea agreements work to save judicial resources.

There is nothing magical about the court room that all attorney communications must happen there in the case.

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu wrote:


Who's the guy Balldo is talking to in those first few clips(the one from the "1776 legal centre")?

I swear I've seen his face before in a lulzy context (Pretty sure it was on an article/blogpost justifying the actions of some sovran citizen/s, but I can't swear to that).

Speaking of sovran citizens, Balldoman is sounding more and more like one of them. Would not be surprised if he starts invoking maritime law one of these days.

Robert Barnes. He has a thread on the board 'Viva Barnes General'. Blovoating lawyer whose claim to fame was getting Wesley Snipes off on tax violations by pleading to misdemeanors , then quitting before more serious charges were lost. He followed this up by getting fired from the Rittenhouse defense team, to the point his team had to issue a PR statement that his crazy shit talk was bot associated with them.

 

[not william stenchever]

Start thinking of your exit plan sooner rather than "Your honour both me and my wife agree, all the coke was that bitches, we may have partook a little every now and then and for that we're sorry, but it was all hers and it's her fault the child managed to get into it"

Since cocaine residue was found on April's credit cards it would be fairly straightforward (probably unsuccessfully) for Rackets to argue that April brought the cocaine and that it was kept in the safe to keep it away from the children. However, that SLATTERNLY WHORE April was corrupting their children by tempting the nine year old with booger sugar.

 

[ThePhoenix]

I love that there's evidence of the balloon tits whore wife being offered a plea deal and the posts are all about a signature.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I love that there's evidence of the balloon tits whore wife being offered a plea deal and the posts are all about a signature.

All of them will be offered a plea deal, it's pretty standard.

 

[Oliver Onions]

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New documents just dropped, can anyone verify?

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

Don't want to Ty Beard myself so might wait until the verdict is in to release my merch

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

couple things I'm gonna pull out of my ass but make sense to me.

1. Kayla's plea agreement is identical to an agreement offered Nick. Negotiated by Nick's attorney. State put agreement in writing and sent to White and Kayla.
2. During negotiation, state had a "no drug users association" clause and explicitly noted they had to keep April out of the houe and away from kids. Nick objected as she wasn't accused of doing drugs, no tests of drugs, no criminal history. Prosecutor was forced to file charges against April to make sure they would be violating the terms of plea if she's around
3. Nick wants the plea agreement in place before any hearing where prosecutor could present evidence in court. Any court appearance will be quick "one and done."
4. Plea is likely deferred adjudication. After court acceptance, he will be on probation. His kids will return after plea is executed subject to a shitload of conditions tied to probation.

I don't know if the court can use the omnibus to accept a plea or if it could happen sooner. I think the fact they mailed/served the plea "offer" to Kayla is an indication that it's already negotiated, in final written form, and a done deal for both Nick and Kayla.

this is the most boring outcome and so i think as a result that it is most likely.

 

[Warm Lasagna]

this is the most boring outcome and so i think as a result that it is most likely.

I’d have to agree with you. Thankfully, this is Nick, and he still has a defamation case against him. And it passed the SLAP test. He’s not coming out of this unscathed either way, Inshallah.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I’d have to agree with you. Thankfully, this is Nick, and he still has a defamation case against him. And it passed the SLAP test. He’s not coming out of this unscathed either way, Inshallah.

I can't wait for Nick's oldest kid to do a Tell-All to Ethan Ralph.

 

[Contracted Weeb]

Will Nick's ego actually allow him to take it though. Everyone whos supported him about his tirade against the goverment framing him and instead of fighting it, he just takes the plea. It'll be interesting. I presume we'll find out more whenever the court date is.

 

[isalaide]

Oh April, don't be a dumb hole your entire life. Kayla's been offered a plea deal, Nick is heavily implying "Someone" else must have brought the coke into the house

I know they're probably promising you they're going to take care of you, they've got your back. "Coppers ain't got shit on us so long as you keep your trap shut"

They're married, you aren't anything other than a moderately amusing new set of orifices to play with.

They're going to heap all of the drug possession charges on you.

Nick knows Kayla will get most of not all in a divorce if she cries "He's an abusive drunk/druggie" so his first "loyalty"/act of self preservation will always defer to her.
He's not going to kick her to the curb and promote you to Main-Hoe instead of Side-bitch.

Start thinking of your exit plan sooner rather than "Your honour both me and my wife agree, all the coke was that bitches, we may have partook a little every now and then and for that we're sorry, but it was all hers and it's her fault the child managed to get into it"

The thing about marriage is that it ties everything you own and also your kids into one neat convenient legally-protected package.

Breaking that package up, for any reason, is pretty explosive of your regular life.

When your regular life is already under external attack due to external circumstances... no matter how things are between spouses, you notice they overwhelmingly tend to stick together for that reason. Honour amongst thieves, and adulterous spouses.

You would think someone who identifies as poly would be poly-savvy enough to understand why the unicorn is always the one that carries the can when the primary nesting relationship is threatened.

But apparently not.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Will Nick's ego actually allow him to take it though. Everyone whos supported him about his tirade against the goverment framing him and instead of fighting it, he just takes the plea. It'll be interesting. I presume we'll find out more whenever the court date is.

I think if the plea doesn't have prison time (very likely) he'd probably take it. Then he'd spin it to the audience that he did it because he specifically didn't trust the government not to lie about him at trial, that this is the best option to keep his family together, he's doing this for the kids, etc.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I think if the plea doesn't have prison time (very likely) he'd probably take it. Then he'd spin it to the audience that he did it because he specifically didn't trust the government not to lie about him at trial, that this is the best option to keep his family together, he's doing this for the kids, etc.

Any deal will require frequent drug tests, drug abuse counseling program, etc.

 

[Vibralldo]

Denny's Joke (DSP Interprets):

DSP is the first person who has heard Nick's joke to actually have eaten at Denny's, and therefore knows their menu is hard to read

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@Null

Supposedly Aaron has been contacted by Kayla’s step-dad via Facebook. It might be worth it to see if Aaron could give you the Step-dad’s info, try to contact the step-dad, and then try to contact Kayla if the step-dad is agreeable (big if).

 

[Lonely khan]

DSP is the first person who has heard Nick's joke to actually have eaten at Denny's, and therefore knows their menu is hard to read

Does Doordash count as "eating at denny's"?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Why do we still use written signatures? If you can draw something as retarded looking as mr moon did and have it still work clearly it doesn't work for non repudiation. Cryptographic signatures have existed for years now.

We should bring back signet rings and sealing wax

 

[Old English Roast Beef]

listen the conditions under which i had to get something notarized in minnesota made signing difficult ok

Also all the notarial certificates are for an acknowledgment, not an affidavit.

 

[TheButcherknight]

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Null...buddy, what the hell is up with your signature?

No child left behind.
You really are jew @Null

 

[Legal Gengar]

If they consented for the footage to be released to one party, would that also cover the other parties trying to get the footage?

I believe so.

Out of curiosity, what is the legal reasoning for all these documents ending with this? I've scanned through a handful of legal documents and affidavits in my life and I've never seen that. Is that like a weird minnesota thing?

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I should really work on having a better signature. I basically just scribble on the line now.

There is no particular legal reasoning behind it from the point of origin; in English law centuries ago it was just used to indicate that the person didn't have anything else to say about the matter, and made it clear that, e.g. there weren't missing pages after that (the same way some Tweet threads have /ENDS at the end or a book might have a page saying "The end".)