💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.3%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.6%
  • Total voters
    685
A few highlights from the Rekieta Binder:

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Any idea who 'Amber' is? CPS worker?


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This is a former fan who attended his Vegas event. The 'grandma' with dentures, if anyone remembers that tale.

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The records clerk confirms that the case investigation needs to be closed to release footage.

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The original estimate of cost.

ETA: clarification of a technical word
 
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themanwhowalks said:
The real problem is that no one is actually giving ANY advice, its like with his diet and workout routine. There's obviously a problem here and we need to tell him how to fix it. He really just needs more input from us clearly. We're all in this together guys, so here is my solution:
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Seriously, what would Jos Mon do without us
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My submission. Pls r8.
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OC. Donut steel.

Rekieta tax. I bet Josh's regular paper signature is better than cokehead cokieta's.
 
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All yuh batty boiys trying tuh tell mi dat mi boiy Jozu Mon nuh spelling 'eem name right
got tuh 'ave yuh head check'd
mi kno dat 'eem spelling evuhting correct. Kno dat yuh hea!
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BREAKING NEWS: King Phil just solved Rekieta's Denny's joke: "I've known a lot of very stupid people in my life, so I usually can decipher what this gibberish is."

It's supposed to be about the Denny's menu being too hard to understand.

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Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
The records clerk confirms that the case needs to be closed to release footage.
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Fucking gay ass faggot ass legal court bureaucracy bullshit faggotry. Judges are faggots, lawyers are faggots, clerks are faggots, the whole legal system is one big gay faggot circlejerk bukkake niggerfaggot orgy.

“FUCK THE LAW NIGGA” - Ethan Ralph (and ThreeSixMafia too, I guess)
 
Balldo's Gate said:
BREAKING NEWS: King Phil just solved Rekieta's Denny's joke: "I've known a lot of very stupid people in my life, so I usually can decipher what this gibberish is."

It's supposed to be about the Denny's menu being too hard to understand.

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Even with the magnanimous King’s Phil explanation. I still feel like a cop at Denny’s when trying to understand said joke.
 
Bowl of Ramen said:
King Phil got some kill shots in tonight. Man, I can’t hate on Phil. What an institution.
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I can see Phil being a disk jockey decades from now after the bombs fall. Pour a gin and tonic for me Phil the eternal, and play "I don't want to set the world on fire" in my honor over the shortwave to a lone wanderer and his apple watch.
 
couple things I'm gonna pull out of my ass but make sense to me.

1. Kayla's plea agreement is identical to an agreement offered Nick. Negotiated by Nick's attorney. State put agreement in writing and sent to White and Kayla.
2. During negotiation, state had a "no drug users association" clause and explicitly noted they had to keep April out of the houe and away from kids. Nick objected as she wasn't accused of doing drugs, no tests of drugs, no criminal history. Prosecutor was forced to file charges against April to make sure they would be violating the terms of plea if she's around
3. Nick wants the plea agreement in place before any hearing where prosecutor could present evidence in court. Any court appearance will be quick "one and done."
4. Plea is likely deferred adjudication. After court acceptance, he will be on probation. His kids will return after plea is executed subject to a shitload of conditions tied to probation.

I don't know if the court can use the omnibus to accept a plea or if it could happen sooner. I think the fact they mailed/served the plea "offer" to Kayla is an indication that it's already negotiated, in final written form, and a done deal for both Nick and Kayla.
 
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