📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures

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Mogambo said:
As far as most people who actually have to interact with Phil know, he's just a weird little mentally challenged man. Unless they actually talk to him and get bored with facts and figures about Austrlatina or have to hear him rant about daddy rape day (neither of which I suspect he would actually talk about irl).
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Phil is somewhat anomalous for someone adopting SJW bullshit, because many/most academic SJWs literally live in a bubble where they only talk to the tiny minority that agrees with them and therefore don't get the cognitive dissonance of being laughed at for being morons.

Phil actually lives in a rather shitty milieu. The reason he doesn't get cognitive dissonance is different, though. He's just too fucking dumb to get cognitive dissonance because that implies cognition.
 
This picture represents everything I hate about this culture.

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I'm just reminded of these things whenever I see that particular Phil picture:
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Or a particularly disgusting kennebec.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
G I R L F R I E N D M A T E R I A L

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He does actually look like a comic book villain.
Not a GOOD comic book villain, or a particularly threatening comic book villain. Probably someone Batman would punch in the opening scene of a Batman movie while some other side character feeds him exposition about the real villain.
 
Calling Phil as ugly as a hemorrhoid on a prolapsed rectum would be a grievous insult to hemorrhoids and prolapsed rectums everywhere.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Update and crosspost: Rich is always ready to provide that lone, noble asspat to our potato hero.

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Honestly, this is about the best I can recall Phil looking in a picture. It's shot close enough to where most of his body's out of frame so you can't see the lumpy, potato-like build he has, but it's still just far enough away to where the tattoos kinda blend together and look like a legit (albeit poorly done) sleeve, rather than just random bullshit being arbitrarily puked from tumblr directly onto his arms over the years. The drawn on eyebrows are still there, but he's not wearing that goofy ass cowl and his face doesn't look like it's caked in makeup like that last few pics.

So what's sadder, the fact that this is about as close as he can get to flattering, or the fact that it still took him being mostly obscured or out of the frame to make it that way?
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Is baldness another standard lolcow trait?
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It depends but I have noticed a awful lot of cows, be they tardish or of the more esoteric verity tend to struggle with there hair either keeping it managed or keeping it on there head, Phil has a rapidly receding hair line (that also point's to him not currently taking moans) but it's leaving him a widdows peak like Wayne Rooney.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Is baldness another standard lolcow trait?
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Balding is fairly standard with age. I think the thing is that a lot of lolcows have stupid hairstyles that draw attention to their heads, and are in denial about the fact that they're going bald (partly because many of them are troons and see luscious locks as a part of their "feminine" identity). As a result, they manage it really badly and don't realise how stupid they look.
 
Globe said:
So what's sadder, the fact that this is about as close as he can get to flattering, or the fact that it still took him being mostly obscured or out of the frame to make it that way?
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So what you're saying is basically it would be even better if he were not in it at all.
 
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