📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures

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What would happen if Phil was suddenly able to see himself like others do while doing those mirror selfies?
I feel like the disconnect between his own self-opinion and reality is so large that a genuine nervous breakdown would result. And no one would care, because his desperate posts on Facebook would just look like business as usual.

You can tell he's so fucking proud of his nickname he gave himself izzy hell. Ya know ive always tbought cultural appropriation was bullshit but damn Phil just rapes Latino culture on a daily basis.
Well, there's a big difference between a white girl wearing a sari and Phil literally claiming to be Latino, and demanding all the privileges that come with being a member of an ethnic minority.
 
Phil just rapes Latino culture on a daily basis

Fixed that for you :)

I feel like the disconnect between his own self-opinion and reality is so large that a genuine nervous breakdown would result. And no one would care, because his desperate posts on Facebook would just look like business as usual.

Oh no he's sorta aware of what he looks like, and goes as far as he does to cultivate that look but he also thinks he's able to pull that look off flawlessly - but what he has trouble comprehending is why it makes him look more masculine especially when he goes so far as to give himself quite visable labels especially when he get's Sir'd on a daily basis.
 
Gonna throw my hat into this: His old profile
http://verganza-de-sasuke.deviantart.com/
:o Failed Spanish, I see...It should be Vengaza, NOT that made up Spanglish.:heart-empty:
Edit 1: Spelling fail
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http://madame-misandry.deviantart.com/
http://verganza-de-sasuke.deviantart.com/art/Ahuviya-Harel-Christmas-2012-344554853

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Lol this is when he got punched the fuck out at Occupy and he tries to spin it that it was due to his "past" That eye is bloodshot. Also he had hair.
 
I love that he seems to be drawing the eyebrows on higher and higher. They're like a quarter way up his enormous forehead at this point, creeping steadily toward his ever thinning hairline that is receding.
 
Oh no he's sorta aware of what he looks like, and goes as far as he does to cultivate that look but he also thinks he's able to pull that look off flawlessly - but what he has trouble comprehending is why it makes him look more masculine especially when he goes so far as to give himself quite visable labels especially when he get's Sir'd on a daily basis.

You've got a lot of insight into Phil and his little idiosyncrasies. And I absolutely think you're right here. Phil does seem to be very much self-aware (and self-conscious) of what he looks like. As I've said before, he DOES respond to ridicule, like when he stopped showing his hideous rodent teeth after he saw us laughing about it on these forums.

The thing is, he seems to be too dumb to really understand it. Like, okay, he thinks he looks all cool, bad ass and intimidating, but he can't quite figure out why we won't buy into his own carefully constructed image. After all, he believes it, his asspatter brigade either believes it or at least pretends to, so why don't we? He can't wrap his little brain around why we laugh at him, and that's what makes him a lolcow.

Also, you mentioned all of his labels. Translatinx non-genderbinary white passing vegan whatever the fuck. It's like I'm describing a multiclass character in the most autistic RPG ever played. Phil gets all of those terms from the SJW community, and while it's dubious that he even knows what all of them mean, he wants to be accepted as part of those communities so he just 3@ what he sees them do. He's gay, then he's intersexed, then he's genderqueer, then he's trans... it's whatever he thinks will earn him asspats, so he just adds to his list of descriptors like some sort of Latin American dictator adding meaningless titles to himself.

The thing is, these same SJWs have taught him that whatever you say you are, you are, and nobody has any right to question it. So when he saddles out in public dressed as a man (albeit a horribly autistic neckbeard, but still a man, even if just barely) he expects everyone to treat him like the wonderful special unique translatinx snowflake he claimed to be online six weeks ago. He doesn't understand that SJWs are an extreme minority and their rules have no bearing on the real world, but like most other lolcows, he also doesn't understand that the world doesn't revolve around him. Perhaps we feed into his delusions a bit, but most people don't know him, let alone know the autistic shit he posts on FB. Even if they did, they wouldn't care.

As far as most people who actually have to interact with Phil know, he's just a weird little mentally challenged man. Unless they actually talk to him and get bored with facts and figures about Austrlatina or have to hear him rant about daddy rape day (neither of which I suspect he would actually talk about irl).
 
You've got a lot of insight into Phil and his little idiosyncrasies. And I absolutely think you're right here. Phil does seem to be very much self-aware (and self-conscious) of what he looks like. As I've said before, he DOES respond to ridicule, like when he stopped showing his hideous rodent teeth after he saw us laughing about it on these forums.

He does buy you need to reddicule him often enough in enough way's it find's the right sized hole in his brain to set up shop - he's been aware of his teeth for a while making him look less than attractive but it only really got on his never when we didn't shut up about it.

The thing is, he seems to be too dumb to really understand it. Like, okay, he thinks he looks all cool, bad ass and intimidating, but he can't quite figure out why we won't buy into his own carefully constructed image. After all, he believes it, his asspatter brigade either believes it or at least pretends to, so why don't we? He can't wrap his little brain around why we laugh at him, and that's what makes him a lolcow.

You're dead on the money, he's not able to understand why people thing he looks odd but he relishes being the focus of attention even negative attention so when people give him funny glances in public that play's into his goal of getting more attention.

He doesn't really listen to what each individual asspatter say's but he listens to the "group" so if he does something that get's him attention from a lot of people he'll file that away for future reuse, but if a asspatter has the timmerity to disagree with him or the rest of the group he will cut them out faster than you can say low fat cheese, He has no moral or thought allegiance to anything other than his own ego that's why he's so fluid in his own beliefs even in such a short period of time he can do a near total 180 if the group doesn't support him.

What hinders him is general knowledge on a topic, look at the Hippy Jesus video for a prime example of this he thinks that he's a political mastermind but when pressed to explain his political beliefs he can't articulate them in a coherent way and the aforementioned hippy has to stand in an save him and the rest of the occupy movement for embarrassment. But that little tiny bit of knowledge took him a long time to get and when he try's to learn new things he try's to see if anything else he knows is applicable so he can skip ahead.

Phil gets all of those terms from the SJW community, and while it's dubious that he even knows what all of them mean, he wants to be accepted as part of those communities so he just 3@ what he sees them do. He's gay, then he's intersexed, then he's genderqueer, then he's trans... it's whatever he thinks will earn him asspats, so he just adds to his list of descriptors like some sort of Latin American dictator adding meaningless titles to himself.

This ties into my above two points - and again your right on the money he doesn't really understand what any of the labels he has collected really mean he's just noticed that labels used to mean attention for him so he amassed as many of them as he could. But he likes to try an make them obvious for other people so they don't forget and to have something to complain about when some one who dosent know what a demikin gengerfluid translatin ex is.

but still a man, even if just barely) he expects everyone to treat him like the wonderful special unique translatinx snowflake he claimed to be online six weeks ago

This is just a bit of speculation on my part but I wonder if because he was treated special for the majority of his life it's lead him to continue to seek out special treatment and validation in his own choices.

He doesn't understand that SJWs are an extreme minority and their rules have no bearing on the real world, but like most other lolcows, he also doesn't understand that the world doesn't revolve around him. Perhaps we feed into his delusions a bit, but most people don't know him, let alone know the autistic shit he posts on FB. Even if they did, they wouldn't care.

Much to his lament, during his formative years he was surrounded mostly by people who let him get away with a lot of crap because he was special needs, and rebelled and continues to try and push back agenst what he perceives as people standing in the way of him doing what he want's, oddly enough he should be glad that SJW's are not really in the majority they feed like piranas on anyone who doesn't toe the line of group think at the best of times, Phil doesn't often toe that line in a way that doesn't eventually become insulting.
 
Holy shit, is he going for a hijab on his head there (with the beret on top)? Weren't multiple people betting on him glomming on to Islam as his next obsession?

Edit:either that or senile Russian babushka.
 
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