📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures

[DragoonSierra]

He looks like a very fat and exceptional cobra.

Those creases on his face look especially pronounced

 

[FramerGirl420]

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I can't with those eyebrows. An attempt was made.

Damn son, you KNOW you can't be helped when even photoshop can't make you attractive.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Now he looks even more pale.

 

[Ruin]

How the fuck does a homeless man have a complexion lighter than 99% of white people?

 

[Sparklepants]

Damn son, you KNOW you can't be helped when even photoshop can't make you attractive.

To be honest I probably spent more time trying to make Phil pretty than he did putting the bad makeup on.

 

[DumbDosh]

How the fuck does a homeless man have a complexion lighter than 99% of white people?

He might be spending a good amount of time on the underside of bridges and the insides of sewers where the sunlight can't bother him.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

The eyebrows aren't as sharp as they were. Bets he's mangled the brush/pen so badly it's just smearing the makeup around (moreso than his pudgy hamfists are already doing on purpose).

His lips also have patchy amounts of black "lipstick" on them. I'm going to assume he is using black eyeliner for his brows, his lips, and whatever the fuck is going on with that cross.

Eyeliner isn't lipstick phil.

 

[AnOminous]

His lips also have patchy amounts of black "lipstick" on them. I'm going to assume he is using black eyeliner for his brows, his lips, and whatever the fuck is going on with that cross.

Eyeliner isn't lipstick phil.

For the results he gets, he might as well just scrawl shit on himself with a black Sharpie.

 

[MG 620]

Phil is simply stunning.

 

[Adamska]

How the fuck does a homeless man have a complexion lighter than 99% of white people?

He's dead, but is too stupid to realize that.

 

[AnOminous]

He's dead, but is too stupid to realize that.

Phil realizing that would make the twist ending to the shittiest M. Night Ramalamadingdong movie ever.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

He's dead, but is too stupid to realize that.

He did claim to be an "undead goddess." I just assumed he meant that bits kept falling off him.

 

[DangerousGas]

He did claim to be an "undead goddess." I just assumed he meant that bits kept falling off him.

Probably more to do with the stench getting so bad that even he notices it.

 

[Ravenor]

An attempt was made.

Yep in mid December 1984 Phil's parents attempted to sire a fully function human being... well mistakes where made.

Also in that shop of your that's the crossest anyone could ever come to thinking Phil looks normal, I mean he still looks like a balding potato wrapped in a binbag but at least his face isn't as perplexing, you did your best with limited resources.

 

[Smutley]

He's really playing up the third pepper spray lie of the year

 

[Tragi-Chan]

He's really playing up the third pepper spray lie of the year
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Nobody's fucking with Izzy. That's why the sex work has been so un-lucrative.

 

[DangerousGas]

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I love the fact that he's so unsure about the eyebrows that he had to re-draw one of them halfway through.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What would happen if Phil was suddenly able to see himself like others do while doing those mirror selfies?

 

[Darndirty]

You can tell he's so fucking proud of his nickname he gave himself izzy hell. Ya know ive always tbought cultural appropriation was bullshit but damn Phil just rapes Latino culture on a daily basis.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Phil just rapes Latino culture on a daily basis

The toxic look he goes for is so far removed from any Hispanic culture that I sometimes forget he's trying to imitate Puerto Rican culture.* Phil looks like some kind of fat pale male mall goth.

*(which he thinks is Mexican culture, which he thinks is a caricature of Mexican culture)