Balldo man never ceases to amaze me in the astounding ways he tries to get out of his commitment to his audience. This is how I can tell this man has never worked a normal job because the amount he calls in by now, he would have been terminated by most companies. I have had some brutal fevers in my day and have been stuck having to work going through hot and cold flashes, shaking like a Parkinson’s ridden grandma, sick as a fucking dog. Which I don’t recommend people do, but sometimes you have to do what you have to do, and this guy is coming up with impossible excuses. As pointed out a fever even above 104, is considered incredibly dangerous, and you need to be GOING to a hospital if it goes beyond that point. Which this guy has the ability to pull out his phone, navigate to his locals, and then be able to type all of that out. But not be able to… DO HIS FUCKING SHOW!
What a sad excuse of a man, such a sissy that he can’t do his sit down, seethe, and cope streams at this point. All because he claims he is sick. Where is the doctors note Nick? How about a picture of the thermometer that has that reading of that insane temperature. You can post pictures of yourself shoving bottles up your ass, but not that? How pathetic do you have to be at almost 50 years old having to come up with elementary school tier excuses.
Look at a guy like Jim, you know the same man that you essentially dissed with the condescending,” I hope you don’t die;” comment. Guys dying of boneitis and still manages to pull off the odd stream. Granted he is essentially retired, but still manages to muster enough energy in that condition to do a stream. Balldo barely even manages to even do a coherent stream even when not sick.
Which I have a prevailing theory which I know others have already speculated on, but I legitimately think Balldo is experiencing the beginning stages of cirrhosis. No fucking way he is losing that amount of weight, and has these bizzare skin discolourations, and lack of energy without that being a factor here. He is just in complete and utter denial that he needs to address his drinking, because at this rate his body is beginning to turn against him. Which to be honest I have no pity for because the fucking faggot did it to himself.
This again is the effect of his Faustian deal he made, with what ever dark force or warlock that he ended up getting introduced to. My theory of course is that Josh Cobes introduced him to the magichan demon. For all the power, money, and influence a man could desire. He sold out his family, health, friends, audience, and any good will he had at a time. Just to turn into a balldo wearing drunky the clown. In the span of less than a decade, Rackets managed to wear down to an absolute shell of himself. Who managed to cow out so bad that he could potentially be a 2 consecutive year winner of the Julay Awards. Man has won more lolcow awards than he has done cases at this stage. Seethe and cope Rackets, I know you read your thread. So you are ass mad that we think you are a complete liar and you are just a lazy unmotivated drunk. Which if this is the beginning of the cirrhosis arc, is the good news is that you can live a long time with that shitty, and painful condition. A terrible way to die, but reserved for a cow such as yourself. I hope you make a trillion dollars balldo!
