💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    698
You are likely told to take 1 of those twice a day, right?
Oh no, not even prescribed. I got these from a colleague because I wanted to try them. I've four left, might try one in the morning for the next few days.

Back to the faggot, I had a fever at 105 and that shit is terrorfying. I thought my heart was going to explode. But then again, he's an adonis so I'm sure 107 will be fine.

Who the fuck believes this shit?
 
Imagine being in the place that this man is that he has to go to twitter to beg, BEG BEG BEG for a shred of attention... oh man, you're tweeting your problems, your posting on X! oh my God man that's embarrassing.. right Nick? And all the farms is trying to do is save this person's life. Nick. Tell him to go to the hospital just walk to the hospital, Just like Stephen Hawking, but you know the funny thing about Stephen Hawking? He can't. Right, NICK? Let me tell you something, NICK. "FEELING ILL" is you don't feel well, "FUCKED UP" is you can't stop doing what you do.. way different... Right NICK?! NIIIIIICK!!!!! We tried to save you, by just, NICK, making you into a person who could interact with an audience. You're not mentally sound, you're not mentally stable and EVERY DAY you strap the balldo on so tight that you lose the feeling in your legs and then you blame the farms for whatever your perception is.. go get 'em Nick!
 
Guys, guys. Stop panicking. I figured it out.
Drexel was trying out this new model, but things got a bit lively, and well, guess what happens when you keep rubbing something?
Das rite, it gets warmer.
Nick's fine. His dignity is in tatters, but he will live.

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So at what temperature does alcohol burn? Is the non-practicing livestreamer going to spontaneously combust?
 
either he knows so little about human biology that 104 is emergency territory, or he has somehow tripled the BtuH in whiskey
 
Lame excuse from balldo for not giving us new unhinged cryptkeeper content tonight.
I'm sure he'll be fine, he's making Ralphamale wages from his streams. If that fails though, I'm sure people will be lining up to hire the lawyer best known for his "Damn It Nick" shirts and losing a case so badly he bankrupted a client for life because of excessive personal incompetence.
 
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