💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
Retink Retunk said:
Whatever happened to Faran? It looks like she deleted her Eliza Blue documentary trailer on every platform?

For a second I thought this was a new clip and that Balldo really cleaned himself up. It's amazing how normal he looks in that compared to now.
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That clip was from almost exactly a year ago. How time flies...

Balldo's Gate said:
I loved his claim to be NOT MAD at Divinity or Faran while sounding like he's seething, looking like he's seething, shaking like he's seething, and even holding his whiskey glass like he's seething which is a phrase I didn't think possible until watching that clip.

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In the above screenshot if you look closely, his body language says he was hoping they would make a million dollars.
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Close. Nick was still in the humble beginnings of what would be his signature catchphrase:

 
Caught this rare balldo over in Sean's chat.
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Get better, Nicky!
 
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
i distinctly remember Nick saying the Knoxville trip was their first time going on a trip without their kids since they were born, meaning it was the first time they got some alone time and look what happened, Kayla went full blown whore to the point that its apocryphal. Nick was able to keep it under wraps and many just assumed it was because of her getting tipsy, especially because it was at a time when she was still an extreme background character (lady racketts) but from what we've seen unless she's spun every time she's made an appearance on Nick's show its rather obvious thats her usual mood
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Wasn't CRP's speech about a "slatternly woman" at the knoxville "fight", talking about lady Rackets trying to love on Andy Tardski?
Doctor John B. Zyklon said:
What does it mean when you don't feel anything from adderall? My heart felt weird for 10 minutes taking a couple of pills, but after that nothing. No energy, no concentration, I was quite disappointed.
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Drugs effect everybody differently. I've seen people smoke 10 joints and not catch a buzz in the least, and I've seen people take four puffs off a joint, freak out; then smashed a row of parked cars until they got arrested. If they didn't do all that much for you, maybe you've got ADHD or something? Also could have been sugar pills or something else entirely if you got them off the street.
Schlomo Silverscreenblatt said:
You know what? I actually believe Ralph when he says he didn't do this. He would be all loud mouthed if it was him.
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Ralph has usually copped to every other time he's flagged someone. It might have been rackets, or his locals hangers-on.
Skeletonized Cow said:
This is, of course, assuming he even has a fever.
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He's probably just got a case of the Irish Flu.
 
The excuses get more and more elaborate. Sorry can’t come in tonight, ghosts. Gotta postpone tonight’s stream, broke my spleen. Need to cancel tonight, heartworms.

106 is the kind of temp where you get held down in an ice bath as the ambulance races there.
 
I'm Really Feeling It said:
Sorry for being a community happenings fag, I usually don't post in this thread. Just reading what he said reminded me of ten year olds trying to evade school.
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Wasn't there a scene in some movie where a kid stuck a thermometer on a heater to heat it up, and when the mom came in in the to check it she's all like "bullshit, you'd be dead"?

That feels like this.

Like honestly, if he said "I have to go to the ER," that would be one thing, but to say "Right now I'm fairly stable" after citing that temperature is absolutely ridiculous.
 
If he's not just flagrantly lying he needs the Jacob's ladder treatment. If he's doesn't want an ice bath he could do something more his taste, like an ice rod up the ass or ice cooled balldo.
Also imagine being such a loser that you don't have the family to drive you to the hospital in an extreme medical emergency or the money for an uber, such a los-... sorry I got side tracked by the cats in my ceiling
 
Captain Manning said:
Wasn't there a scene in some movie where a kid stuck a thermometer on a heater to heat it up, and when the mom came in in the to check it she's all like "bullshit, you'd be dead"?

That feels like this.

Like honestly, if he said "I have to go to the ER," that would be one thing, but to say "Right now I'm fairly stable" after citing that temperature is absolutely ridiculous.
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Just the sheer fucking concept of a 40yo man pretending he has a fever because he really REALLY doesn't want to stream is making me wheeze. This is the funniest thing ever
Hey Nick, next time try drinking salty water, it will make you puke and you'll have another great excuse!
 
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