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When will Jack drop dead?

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But the kicker is you can't have I believe over 2,000 in savings that includes any bank accounts, bonds, stocks, property, inheritances anything SSI and SSDI are for people not only disabled but also destitute and spouses' income and assets count. So, unless Tammy divorces him he won't qualify for either.
Social Security Disability Insurance is an entitlement based on what you paid into it, basically an insurance policy. It's not means-tested, you just have to be disabled to qualify (unable to perform substantial gainful activity) and have paid into it.

To qualify for Supplemental Security Income based on disability, you both have to be disabled and essentially in dire poverty. Tammy would really have to divorce him for him to qualify for that.

I seriously doubt he qualifies for SSDI with his nearly nonexistent work history and the fact he probably played silly buggers on his taxes too. The question then becomes whether he's actually disabled and you can be in pretty bad shape and still not legally disabled.

So if he could be a full-time Wal-Mart greeter, he wouldn't qualify.

There are also what are called listed impairments, which are specific conditions that automatically qualify you. These are generally pretty dire, like missing two limbs (just one won't necessarily do it by itself). You have to meet two lists of criteria, the so-called A criteria (which mainly just means you objectively have the condition) and the B criteria, which is the objective medical measurements you have to match to qualify.

For instance, just meeting diagnostic criteria for "chronic heart failure" is the first step, but it has to have certain measurable impact on you. This means a giant stack of papers establishing the level of heart failure, what its actual effects are, that you've been being treated or will be being treated and it is or isn't likely to improve with treatment, and most importantly that you actually compliant with treatment, which you can be certain as lawsuit insurance, any doctor seeing this fat fuck as a treating physician has noted in his file repeatedly that the corpulent bastard does not comply with treatment.

Anyway things could get really, really grim for Jackoff if he doesn't qualify for Social Security's insurance half and has to try for Supplemental Security Income. Tammy has to divorce him or they both have to go into poverty. You also can't just fraudulently transfer property over to another family member while still using it. You have to "spend down" until you're at the appropriate level of poverty.

There's also an exception for older people where you "grid out" and qualify for disability if you're unable to perform past work and have no skills that could transfer to the light or sedentary occupations you are still physically capable of doing. Unfortunately for Jackoff that starts at 55.

The dumb son of a bitch better treat Tammy and his seemingly pissed off mother-in-law well if he doesn't want to end up a 50+ year old retard in the kind of single occupancy residence he could have to spend down to to qualify for disability.

Hope he got one of those Cadillac plans when he was still making money and can keep up with it.
 
Social Security Disability Insurance is an entitlement based on what you paid into it, basically an insurance policy. It's not means-tested, you just have to be disabled to qualify (unable to perform substantial gainful activity) and have paid into it.

To qualify for Supplemental Security Income based on disability, you both have to be disabled and essentially in dire poverty. Tammy would really have to divorce him for him to qualify for that.

I seriously doubt he qualifies for SSDI with his nearly nonexistent work history and the fact he probably played silly buggers on his taxes too. The question then becomes whether he's actually disabled and you can be in pretty bad shape and still not legally disabled.

So if he could be a full-time Wal-Mart greeter, he wouldn't qualify.

There are also what are called listed impairments, which are specific conditions that automatically qualify you. These are generally pretty dire, like missing two limbs (just one won't necessarily do it by itself). You have to meet two lists of criteria, the so-called A criteria (which mainly just means you objectively have the condition) and the B criteria, which is the objective medical measurements you have to match to qualify.

For instance, just meeting diagnostic criteria for "chronic heart failure" is the first step, but it has to have certain measurable impact on you. This means a giant stack of papers establishing the level of heart failure, what its actual effects are, that you've been being treated or will be being treated and it is or isn't likely to improve with treatment, and most importantly that you actually compliant with treatment, which you can be certain as lawsuit insurance, any doctor seeing this fat fuck as a treating physician has noted in his file repeatedly that the corpulent bastard does not comply with treatment.

Anyway things could get really, really grim for Jackoff if he doesn't qualify for Social Security's insurance half and has to try for Supplemental Security Income. Tammy has to divorce him or they both have to go into poverty. You also can't just fraudulently transfer property over to another family member while still using it. You have to "spend down" until you're at the appropriate level of poverty.

There's also an exception for older people where you "grid out" and qualify for disability if you're unable to perform past work and have no skills that could transfer to the light or sedentary occupations you are still physically capable of doing. Unfortunately for Jackoff that starts at 55.

The dumb son of a bitch better treat Tammy and his seemingly pissed off mother-in-law well if he doesn't want to end up a 50+ year old retard in the kind of single occupancy residence he could have to spend down to to qualify for disability.

Hope he got one of those Cadillac plans when he was still making money and can keep up with it.
What's this about the mother in law?
 
Selling the house would make perfect sense if they were moving into a smaller, single-level house and getting ready to age in place. Taking a look at their average mobility and realizing they don't need an upstairs. This is the time to look for a 55+ community; if you're lucky, the recently-listed houses there will already have ramps and grab bars.

Moving out to an acreage as a fat lady accountant and a fat nonambulatory city boy is a bizarre decision. Jack doesn't seem interested in an adaptive environment, as though the act of putting in a roll-in shower is what will make Jesus see his shadow and decide not to heal Jack's hemiparesis. Rather than learn new strategies yourself, better to just make your family do all the work for you.

But who knows; maybe Tammy's out there making sure all the doors are wheelchair-wide. This is when you'd hope for practical advice from Tammy's mom, who's at the age where her friends' husbands start dropping.
 
Sorta off topic so I apologize, but how the hell is FeatureMan still alive. He eats almost as terribly as Jack.
I'd say it's likely because he was a starving actor for many years and has never been overweight, he doesn't eat massive amounts, even considering his extremely tall frame, he insists on having a salad with every meal (even if it's just cabbage, tomato and ketchup) and more importantly he's an extremely chill and sanguine person from what we see which has to contribute a lot to his circulatory health.

Also, not to be pithy, but I wonder if the fact he's never been married might have something to do with it.
 
What's this about the mother in law?
Unless somehow, a minor accounting job by a semi-competent fatass like Tammy is worthy of a full Cadillac healthcare plan in Hickland, Tennessee, she just has to be subsidizing this bullshit lifestyle they have somehow. Jack certainly isn't.
 
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Jack has another stroke from his 12 a day Bang energy drink diet and he’s blaming it on the artificial sweetener and not the caffeine.
Off topic but apparently that study on erythritol wasnt well-designed, and didnt control for dietary erythritol (erythritol is apparently synthesized by the human body). Does what I'm saying mean that his strokes actually have fuck-all to do with his artificial sweeteners? Potentially.

EDIT: I know he's just coping. I'm just trying to dogpile him even harder.
 
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Off topic but apparently that study on erythritol wasnt well-designed, and didnt control for dietary erythritol (erythritol is apparently synthesized by the human body). Does what I'm saying mean that his strokes actually have fuck-all to do with his artificial sweeteners? Potentially.
Jack has routinely blamed everything except the obvious causes for his ongoing health difficulties. Plenty of people consume products with erythritol or even more problematic shit he probably still drinks like aspartame without stroking out every five minutes.

It's pretty rare for people to spend most of their waking hours shoving giant cheeseburgers down their gullet with both hands while squirting sauce and melted cheese down their own clothes without having problems, though.
 
Jack has routinely blamed everything except the obvious causes for his ongoing health difficulties. Plenty of people consume products with erythritol or even more problematic shit he probably still drinks like aspartame without stroking out every five minutes.

It's pretty rare for people to spend most of their waking hours shoving giant cheeseburgers down their gullet with both hands while squirting sauce and melted cheese down their own clothes without having problems, though.
The issue here is excess. A cheeseburger for dinner is fine if you had a reasonable lunch and breakfast. An energy drink to kickstart your day? Fine. But he’s so deep into his insane habits that he probably thinks exclusively drinking energy drinks and eating only meat, cheese, carbs, and butter is normal.
 
Huh, I was right, they're already closing the door on Fatty McNusiance.

He's supposed to be convalescing, not bitching.

I wonder what other punitive actions they will take against Jack.

Jack Behind the scenes house tour:
It's interesting seeing the spaces at different angles. The dining room chairs match now.

I honestly thought the guy in the Jesus painting was holding a spatula before I zoomed in. (It's a Donkey Kong hammer)

When eating and drinking are all that you do, God will forsake you
-Fattassians 2:1
 
Just what Jack needs for his already abused cardiovascular system...
Also why is this morbidly obese diabetic who blames energy drinks on one of his strokes drinking Bang? What does he need the energy for - he watches cartoons all day.

If he’s consuming energy drinks and possibly coffee as well since Tammy mentioned Halloween affiliated coffee in the ALDI video, then this nigga will be in the ground by Christmas.

This shit will eventually catch up to you. It’s only a matter of time.
 
In light of the latest Jack Attack robbing me of quality cooking content, I have found Honest Tries’ videos fantastic. Similar in style to the Should I Series, but seemingly with minimal knowledge of Jack’s lore- adding to the wholesome feel of these videos.

Today’s video featured a recreation of the Perfectley Cooked Awesome Asian BURGER, with confusion regarding what caused the gimp arm (…salmonella??)
 
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Just because it's not Aunt Myrna's abortion, he feels the need to bitch about food that looks better than anything he's ever made.

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That's because they're sick of listening to you moan about your "successful" YouTube career.

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Jack that's literally the most standard fucking breakfast you could receive. THIS is a prison breakfast:
 
Imagine Jack on an ATV, opening it up to max because he's a dumbass, hitting a tree root and getting launched.

And that's how Scalfani Canyon was formed, children.

I was thinking more like he guns it, then immediately falls off the back because he has the grip strength of a quadriplegic two year old girl. Bonus points if it drives straight into HOPE, in a fitting bit of irony.
 
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