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When will Jack drop dead?

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Hassa_Bussa said:
Not an American so need to ask, are DVD players a standard thing to expect in hotel rooms? Or is this another example of Jack being unreasonably demanding?
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i don’t remember a time i have stayed in a hotel room in my entire life that had a dvd player. or even a VCR back in those days.

edit: am American

also edit; it was mentioned above that this is apparently a timeshare he has (which is such a terrible thing to have) so it may be a small condo or apartment. even so, i can’t fathom caring about there being a DVD player.
 
Aaway said:
"no dvd player in room"? motherfucker, you're in vegas. why are you trying to watch blues clues when you're in a city with an endless amount of things to do?
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Why does Jack need a DVD player in 2021? Does he just carry around one of those huge ass disc binders everywhere he goes?
 
Aaway said:
i thought they were staying at south point? also, "no dvd player in room"? motherfucker, you're in vegas. why are you trying to watch blues clues when you're in a city with an endless amount of things to do?



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Pretty sure most of those activities require functioning use of both arms.

Not a whole lot for Jack to do with a gimped arm.
 
Hassa_Bussa said:
Not an American so need to ask, are DVD players a standard thing to expect in hotel rooms? Or is this another example of Jack being unreasonably demanding?
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No. I've never seen a hotel with one. The TVs usually come with some kinda cable or satellite though, usually with enough channels to make up for it.

Hotels have enough trouble with their guests constantly stealing towels and soaps and anything not chained down.
 
Aaway said:
i thought they were staying at south point? also, "no dvd player in room"? motherfucker, you're in vegas. why are you trying to watch blues clues when you're in a city with an endless amount of things to do?



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I bet it didn't have a Fax machine in the room either, honestly I don't blame Jack for waddling out.

In all seriousness, both times I went to Vegas I barely saw my room, there's so much shit to do. And what fucking DVDs are you bringing on fucking vacation, Jack?
 
Aaway said:
i thought they were staying at south point? also, "no dvd player in room"? motherfucker, you're in vegas. why are you trying to watch blues clues when you're in a city with an endless amount of things to do?

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It looks like Jack went to South Point for the sports book, but why? It's going the opposite direction of the strip and I know for a fact that Mandalay Bay, one of the first casinos you see at on the strip, has a sports book. MGM grand does as well.

It looks as if Jack spent all his time avoiding the Las Vegas Strip unless he absolutely needed to go there.

And yes, Jack is being a Karen with all the amenities that you don't use in a Las Vegas resort. Most rooms don't have a DVD player now because streaming is a thing. Washer and dryer? How little did you pack/how fucked up did you get where you need to do laundry? Dirty dishes in the dishwasher? Who flies halfway across the country to a city known for it's food and decides its time for a home-cooked meal?

This man is a lunatic.
 
maybe jack wouldnt have to worry about being bored in vegas (because hes holed up in a shitty hotel room) if he actually lost weight so he could walk for more than 10 steps on the vegas strip
 
Aaway said:
i thought they were staying at south point? also, "no dvd player in room"? motherfucker, you're in vegas. why are you trying to watch blues clues when you're in a city with an endless amount of things to do?



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I knew he would leave a Google review.
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captkrisma said:
It looks like Jack went to South Point for the sports book, but why? It's going the opposite direction of the strip and I know for a fact that Mandalay Bay, one of the first casinos you see at on the strip, has a sports book. MGM grand does as well.

It looks as if Jack spent all his time avoiding the Las Vegas Strip unless he absolutely needed to go there.

And yes, Jack is being a Karen with all the amenities that you don't use in a Las Vegas resort. Most rooms don't have a DVD player now because streaming is a thing. Washer and dryer? How little did you pack/how fucked up did you get where you need to do laundry? Dirty dishes in the dishwasher? Who flies halfway across the country to a city known for it's food and decides its time for a home-cooked meal?

This man is a lunatic.
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Jr had to make space for his four pairs of sneakers so we can assume the rest of the Scalfanis are just as retarded when it comes to packing.
 
Glad to hear Senior had a bad time. He’s on some autistic E.T. shit with his “Phone don’t work” review. He can’t even be assed to proofread his reviews he’s that lazy lmao.

Doesn’t DSP also bring DVDs with him on his “staycations”/vacations?? Hmmmm…

edit: I like how he blames COVID on all his problems at the hotel when most of them are on him. No one goes on vacation to watch their DVD collection, and why are you planning on washing dishes/cooking really? Most hotels don’t have a cooking area unless you’re AirBnB’ing.. and that’s renting a home for a short period of time.
 
Aaway said:
there was a copy of the video re-uploaded to YT but i can't find it anymore. fatty probably had it taken down or it could've even been the company, considering their main issue with jack's video was that he claimed the product exploded

i believe the re-upload also had the word "explode" in the title
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I believe I may have a copy of it because we watched it on the live stream. I can PM it. I don’t want it to get taken down because fatass probably reads here and seethes.

Edit: It may be in episode 8 of the boys club which he struck, I have to do some more research. The video that we watched is now private by the looks of it.
 
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DVD player :story: it's 2021 Jack. Just enjoy the time away with your family - why ruin it for everyone.

Also why is this morbidly obese diabetic who blames energy drinks on one of his strokes drinking Bang? What does he need the energy for - he watches cartoons all day.
 
Not sure how Time Shares work with regard to janitorial staff, but in the few times I’ve stayed in hotels during Covid they are hands off unless you call down to the front desk and specifically have them clean. However, I would think they should be cleaning between guests. But I’m sure they’re short staffed like everyone else during the pandemic. If they aren’t answering at the front desk, limp your fatass to the elevator and Karen it up in person if it’s that big of a deal. I bet the Scalfattis don’t even tip the cleaning staff either.

That being said, I hope the dirty dishes were licked by a person with Covid and now they’ve been exposed.
 
Schmuck of Ages said:
Evangelicals are also the main victims of MLM schemes too. They're easy to scam since they inhabit a insular parallel society.
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Archie_Kimkicker said:
What is it with evangelical boomers and their obsession with timeshares?
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Georg Rockall-Schmidt, YouTuber and part-time Phil Burnell lookalike, released a video a few weeks ago explaining MLMs (pyramid schemes) and how they abuse immigrants and the elderly.


It's a bit off-topic because I briefly mis-remembered Nevada as the MLM capital of the world, but it's that Mormon hell hole Utah. (Hi Russell Greer!)

rubytintedchix said:
I believe I may have a copy of it because we watched it on the live stream. I can PM it. I don’t want it to get taken down because fatass probably reads here and seethes.

Edit: It may be in episode 8 of the boys club which he struck, I have to do some more research. The video that we watched is now private by the looks of it.
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My inner sadist can't help but wonder if Tammy saw it "EXPLODE!!!" (Read: the lid pops open) and she thought to herself, "dammit, that was a dud ...next time."
 
Tom B said:
I knew he would leave a Google review.
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Who the hell stays at "tahiti village"? Did he get some special facebook boomer discount on the rooms or something because there are much nicer places to stay on the strip or on freemont street that are cheap af.

This is the room layout he's complaing about, only one with a kitchen.
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LOL the whole family is staying in one suite. Must be so much fun for jr. Youd think the young ones would at least stay on the strip and not have their vacation currated by their parents.

also after reading the google reviews on this place it might be a possibility that jack got the rooms for free if he sits through hours long timeshare sales pitches.
 
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