💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[wdymbro]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NYgIKUjv3VI

When's he gonna change the name to "Cooking With Tammy Show"? She does most of the work now while he just stands there slurring his rambling.

 

[Aaway]

Finally! The hoard can return

Also what’s with all the gay vibes of this post…

-MANN MADE
-Song by “The Perfect Gentlemen”

Is he trying to signal Keto Bear or Meat Marine?

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i wonder if they moved the dozen or so grills/smokers onto the driveway again

What's interesting is we got a glimpse inside Jack's fridge. Looks like there's a bottle of wine, some Rao's (RIP Vegas location), a family sized bottle of guacamole, and what looks to be 5 cans of fucking Redi-whip. Why so much Jack? Actually, forget I asked....one for the kitchen...

better not let his church buddies see that bottle of wine

i'm sure jack will claim it's for cooking but we all know he sips on it when tammy isn't around

 

[JackIsBlack]

I thought those canisters with the red lids at first were red tabs, and almost had a stroke thinking that Senior was still drinking energy drinks… but 5 canisters of whipped cream might be just as bad (although whipped cream is not as damaging to your health as you may think). Who in their right goddamn mind needs 5+ whipped cream canisters at once?!! Does he think the whipped cream apocalypse is upon us as written in the book of Jack 80:08135? Do Tammy and Senior get kinky with whipped cream in the bedroom? Find out next time on the climactic conclusion of Dragon Ball REEEEEEE.

I haven’t finished the video yet but you can’t tell me with a straight face that mixing all that “seasoning” together is not going to make all his ripped jean wearing churchgoers kneel beside whatever toilet is available. This man is legit Willy Wonka’ing some ribs like that candy that has every single flavor known to mankind. Why wouldn’t you just make neutral food so everyone can enjoy? Probably because he wants them all to himself, that gluttonous douche.

 

[boxybum]

“People are nerds for Aldi” says the fat boomer retard who filmed Aldi’s hauls twice before. Is Jack going to become a Mommy Food and Shopping hauler? Because my calendar is completely packed to the brim picking those channels apart.

I like how he said NUGGETS very angrily at the beginning of the video. He must have seen the Gastrosexual Healing video.

He also said “Why do people fawn all over this zero carb bread?” DUDE YOU LITERALLY DID A VIDEO DOING THIS? Are you that mushbrained? Ho lee fuck. What a stroked-out-borderline-Alzheimer’s-nursing-home-patient-mushbrain.

Edited: I accidentally bumped the reply button to early. Oops. Edited again because I’ve been up since 2am and am barely able to form sentences.

Video: https://youtube.com/watch?v=QDLjby9h2l0

I really can't stand the whole fascination with low carb/no carb foods. They are really disgusting. There is nothing wrong with carbs and he keeps obsessing over them. He didn't bother showing any of the produce just crackers, chocolate, pizza ,cookies, blocks of cheese. Makes you realize why he is so unhealthy. When he shops its only for processed junk.

 

[Fialovy]

When's he gonna change the name to "Cooking With Tammy Show"? She does most of the work now while he just stands there slurring his rambling.

Yeah, it seems like more and more Jack is starting to resemble a little kid helping mommy out in the kitchen.

 

[boxybum]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NYgIKUjv3VI

Tammy must really hate his guts in this one. So he agrees to feed the whole congregation of men at his church. I'm wondering if they had to pay for all of the meat out of pocket and if they will be reimbursed. Not only does jack waste her money, Tammy is left to do all of the heavy lifting for the meat smoking since Jack must stand there and film with his gimp arm. Smoking all of that meat takes hours. I am surprised she hasn't smothered this guy in his sleep yet. No one would blame her.

I am also surprised they would allow Jack to prepare anything. Aren't they afraid of eating undercooked pork and all of the cross contamination?

 

[thedingledongle]

I thought those canisters with the red lids at first were red tabs, and almost had a stroke thinking that Senior was still drinking energy drinks… but 5 canisters of whipped cream might be just as bad (although whipped cream is not as damaging to your health as you may think). Who in their right goddamn mind needs 5+ whipped cream canisters at once?!! Does he think the whipped cream apocalypse is upon us as written in the book of Jack 80:08135? Do Tammy and Senior get kinky with whipped cream in the bedroom? Find out next time on the climactic conclusion of Dragon Ball REEEEEEE.

I haven’t finished the video yet but you can’t tell me with a straight face that mixing all that “seasoning” together is not going to make all his ripped jean wearing churchgoers kneel beside whatever toilet is available. This man is legit Willy Wonka’ing some ribs like that candy that has every single flavor known to mankind. Why wouldn’t you just make neutral food so everyone can enjoy? Probably because he wants them all to himself, that gluttonous douche.

I think he has said recently that he drinks Bang energy drinks.

 

[Fialovy]

I think he has said recently that he drinks Bang energy drinks.

Just what Jack needs for his already abused cardiovascular system...

 

[curbside]

I think he has said recently that he drinks Bang energy drinks.

I've had one before. They taste like shit people make for trendy dares. Overly sweet and too much caffeine. Not something you should drink daily.

 

[JackIsBlack]

If he’s consuming energy drinks and possibly coffee as well since Tammy mentioned Halloween affiliated coffee in the ALDI video, then this nigga will be in the ground by Christmas.

 

[Tingle]

I thought those canisters with the red lids at first were red tabs, and almost had a stroke thinking that Senior was still drinking energy drinks… but 5 canisters of whipped cream might be just as bad (although whipped cream is not as damaging to your health as you may think). Who in their right goddamn mind needs 5+ whipped cream canisters at once?!! Does he think the whipped cream apocalypse is upon us as written in the book of Jack 80:08135? Do Tammy and Senior get kinky with whipped cream in the bedroom? Find out next time on the climactic conclusion of Dragon Ball REEEEEEE.

I haven’t finished the video yet but you can’t tell me with a straight face that mixing all that “seasoning” together is not going to make all his ripped jean wearing churchgoers kneel beside whatever toilet is available. This man is legit Willy Wonka’ing some ribs like that candy that has every single flavor known to mankind. Why wouldn’t you just make neutral food so everyone can enjoy? Probably because he wants them all to himself, that gluttonous douche.

They keep whipped cream in the bedroom but that's just so Jack always has a midnight snack ready.

 

[DX10]

I've had one before. They taste like shit people make for trendy dares. Overly sweet and too much caffeine. Not something you should drink daily.

Agreed. I can't see the value in drinking a fucking 300mg caffeine drink when the maximum suggested dose a day is 400mg. Drink a coffee, tea, soda or even eat some chocolate later on in the day without thinking and you're gonna be tweaking and start feeling fucking gross. I've drank those 200mg Rockstars they do a couple times when on long projects and it's fucked me up in the long run, and I have a higher than average tolerance to caffeine. That much in one serving is just not good for your body period.

 

[Internet Bamboon Research]

I get a Mersh vibe from Jack for some reason. I can't quite put my finger on why this is.

He's not an "edgy" guy like Mersh, he has a wife and kid and what seems like a decently successful business selling his sauces and product placements like the Nu Wave.

Is it that he's not really passionate about what he's doing so it's all a little forced?

 

[rubytintedchix]

I thought those canisters with the red lids at first were red tabs, and almost had a stroke thinking that Senior was still drinking energy drinks… but 5 canisters of whipped cream might be just as bad (although whipped cream is not as damaging to your health as you may think). Who in their right goddamn mind needs 5+ whipped cream canisters at once?!! Does he think the whipped cream apocalypse is upon us as written in the book of Jack 80:08135? Do Tammy and Senior get kinky with whipped cream in the bedroom? Find out next time on the climactic conclusion of Dragon Ball REEEEEEE.

I haven’t finished the video yet but you can’t tell me with a straight face that mixing all that “seasoning” together is not going to make all his ripped jean wearing churchgoers kneel beside whatever toilet is available. This man is legit Willy Wonka’ing some ribs like that candy that has every single flavor known to mankind. Why wouldn’t you just make neutral food so everyone can enjoy? Probably because he wants them all to himself, that gluttonous douche.

Cans of whipped cream for Jim Traynor confirmed.

Not to derail the thread by going back in time, but did you guys catch in the Aldi video the small moment of self reflection with Jack in the Aldi video? I had to play it a few times and eventually turn on the Closed Captioning but he says something like this…time stamp 9:36 in that video.

“It says limited time, they’re Aldi finds. Here today gone tomorrow. That’s their slogan. It’s a little crazy guys. This whole Aldi thing. I’m not sure if I’m doing any (maybe he said many) more videos. Probably will.” (Then Tammy brings over the Halloween coffee and his attention is drawn away)

Does he mean videos in general or videos about Aldi?

 

[Dollar Duck]

Cans of whipped cream for Jim Traynor confirmed.

Not to derail the thread by going back in time, but did you guys catch in the Aldi video the small moment of self reflection with Jack in the Aldi video? I had to play it a few times and eventually turn on the Closed Captioning but he says something like this…time stamp 9:36 in that video.

“It says limited time, they’re Aldi finds. Here today gone tomorrow. That’s their slogan. It’s a little crazy guys. This whole Aldi thing. I’m not sure if I’m doing any (maybe he said many) more videos. Probably will.” (Then Tammy brings over the Halloween coffee and his attention is drawn away)

Does he mean videos in general or videos about Aldi?

Damn. If he is speaking of stopping making videos in general, the question is, do we see the end of the Jack's YouTube career (not that it is not already dead) before his third stroke? I somehow did not see this possibility coming.

 

[desudesu]

I thought those canisters with the red lids at first were red tabs, and almost had a stroke thinking that Senior was still drinking energy drinks… but 5 canisters of whipped cream might be just as bad (although whipped cream is not as damaging to your health as you may think). Who in their right goddamn mind needs 5+ whipped cream canisters at once?!! Does he think the whipped cream apocalypse is upon us as written in the book of Jack 80:08135? Do Tammy and Senior get kinky with whipped cream in the bedroom? Find out next time on the climactic conclusion of Dragon Ball REEEEEEE.

I haven’t finished the video yet but you can’t tell me with a straight face that mixing all that “seasoning” together is not going to make all his ripped jean wearing churchgoers kneel beside whatever toilet is available. This man is legit Willy Wonka’ing some ribs like that candy that has every single flavor known to mankind. Why wouldn’t you just make neutral food so everyone can enjoy? Probably because he wants them all to himself, that gluttonous douche.

Cans of whipped cream, the jars of syrup on the counter (with the level of contents decreasing with every video), the wall of coffee pods. You do the math.

This is coming from the same fat fuck who said "coffee caused his stroke".

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

If he’s consuming energy drinks and possibly coffee as well since Tammy mentioned Halloween affiliated coffee in the ALDI video, then this nigga will be in the ground by Christmas.

I cant really imagine he can last much longer. He is an absolute trainwreck healthwise. It can pretty much end any second now , he looks like shit and with that mushy brain he makes the zombies in day of the dead look healthy in comparison. It could very well be the christmas gorging that ends it .

 

[densedance]

I am also surprised they would allow Jack to prepare anything. Aren't they afraid of eating undercooked pork and all of the cross contamination?

I doubt they would say anything & even if they do, we'll never know. Maybe they have the same shitty taste, alltough there should allways be one guy that knows what the fuck is going on. Or maybe because they're good Christian they don't say anything "wrong" to not hurt his feelings / being an (reasonable) asshole.

 

[desudesu]

I doubt they would say anything & even if they do, we'll never know. Maybe they have the same shitty taste, alltough there should allways be one guy that knows what the fuck is going on. Or maybe because they're good Christian they don't say anything "wrong" to not hurt his feelings / being an (reasonable) asshole.

Might be the latter. Almost all of Jack’s “friends” tolerate him for Tammy’s sake. They probably just smiled and pretended to enjoy the ribs and Fat Jack knows the ribs are half assed. He probably learned the lesson of not gloating on camera over his shitty cooking ever since the Church Chilli incident.

Edit: In case anyone wanted to know how the half-assed pork turned out. Fucking hell, Rob's ribs won out so much compared to this dry ass piece of pork.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NYgIKUjv3VI

Why is this bitch whining about the quantity of meat when he has a collection of smokers?