Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

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Jon Osterman said:
Fatty takes 8 years to finish a single comic but pulls out all the stops when it comes to banging his own mom.
My two cents is that going on a rampage and banging Barb are two different things. Just because he put more effort into raping Barb than anything else he's even done doesn't mean he'll also be violent enough that normal tard homes can't deal with him.
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He'll start trouble with other tards and they'll have to decide which of them to get rid of, and since he's incredibly annoying, it'll probably be him.
 
Chris' best times are over and the decline will be off a fucking cliff. If the universe was kind he'd stay in jail, it's probably the best place to be for him.
 
Tangie said:
He will be in the commonwealth’s custody the rest of his life. Whether he is ruled insane or not it is hard to tell right now.
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He will be kicked loose and living under a bridge until another hobo murders him for his shoes. The Commonwealth doesn't really take lifelong custody of things like Chris anymore. If he gets too unmanagable someone in local government will quietly buy him a one way bus ticket to the big city. Any big city. The farther the better.
 
RodgerDodger said:
He will be kicked loose and living under a bridge until another hobo murders him for his shoes. The Commonwealth doesn't really take lifelong custody of things like Chris anymore. If he gets too unmanagable someone in local government will quietly buy him a one way bus ticket to the big city. Any big city. The farther the better.
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Right now I'm imagining Chris-Chan starting a new life on L.A.'s Skid Row.
 
RodgerDodger said:
He will be kicked loose and living under a bridge until another hobo murders him for his shoes. The Commonwealth doesn't really take lifelong custody of things like Chris anymore. If he gets too unmanagable someone in local government will quietly buy him a one way bus ticket to the big city. Any big city. The farther the better.
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I’m sure you see plenty of schizos under your bridge in your neighborhood. Chris is not them. This is an extremely exceptional case and will be treated as such. I’m not sure why you all are so resistant to him possibly being ruled insane?
 
Tangie said:
I’m not sure why you all are so resistant to him possibly being ruled insane?
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Because he's not insane.

Lets go over a few examples:

  • When Chris was "possessed by Sonichu", he couldn't keep the act up when he needed to sperg about his cartoon show's changes that he hated.
  • When Chris was confessing to Bella about raping Barb, she asked him why he did it, and Chris smugly says "Well, I was very horny", then goes into detail about how much of a stud he was verses all the other guys who porked Barb. The "healing" nonsense was just him trying to put up a retarded defense, which changed over the course of months multiple times to pretend he didn't actually do it.
  • He'll put down the Jesus nonsense almost immediately to complain about money.
  • In that last interview with the new interview footage, the film guys start asking him about friends, and Chris gets this sad look in his face before pointing up to the roof and claiming Pokemon were up there, because it dawned on him he didn't have any real friends.

Chris would very much like to be insane and see stuff, but he's retarded. He believes his day dreaming is something that no one else can do because he's always the special boy.
 
Tangie said:
I’m sure you see plenty of schizos under your bridge in your neighborhood. Chris is not them.
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Correct. Chris doesn’t have schizophrenia.

Tangie said:
This is an extremely exceptional case and will be treated as such.
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It’s just not. I don’t know why you think it is.

Tangie said:
I’m not sure why you all are so resistant to him possibly being ruled insane?
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Because we know what we’re talking about.

Here’s where I bring up Richard Chase and Joseph Kallinger. Again.

Chase was a diagnosed schizophrenic who truly believed he was a vampire and killed several people (including an infant) because he thought he needed the blood to make his dick work.

Kallinger had intense audio and visual hallucinations which told him to kill. He murdered his own son along with others because the devil and a disembodied head ordered him to.

Neither of them got off on an insanity defense (though at least one of them was later transferred to a hospital, we’re talking about court rulings here). It is extremely difficult to get that ruling and Chris doesn’t even come close to qualifying. He’s not that kind of crazy.
 
Ophelia said:
Chase was a diagnosed schizophrenic who truly believed he was a vampire and killed several people (including an infant) because he thought he needed the blood to make his dick work.
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He also did a bunch of other extremely sick shit that even his hallucinations didn't require, like viciously sodomizing his murder victims and otherwise doing sadistic shit.

He was nuts enough his fellow prisoners convinced him to commit suicide.
 
Ophelia said:
Correct. Chris doesn’t have schizophrenia.


It’s just not. I don’t know why you think it is.


Because we know what we’re talking about.

Here’s where I bring up Richard Chase and Joseph Kallinger. Again.

Chase was a diagnosed schizophrenic who truly believed he was a vampire and killed several people (including an infant) because he thought he needed the blood to make his dick work.

Kallinger had intense audio and visual hallucinations which told him to kill. He murdered his own son along with others because the devil and a disembodied head ordered him to.

Neither of them got off on an insanity defense (though at least one of them was later transferred to a hospital, we’re talking about court rulings here). It is extremely difficult to get that ruling and Chris doesn’t even come close to qualifying. He’s not that kind of crazy.
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Chris is exceptional because he decided to post his entire life in the internet. He has no out because no matter what defense his lawyers come up with it can be countered by some BS he posted. That is why this is an exceptional case.
 
Tangie said:
Chris is exceptional because he decided to post his entire life in the internet. He has no out because no matter what defense his lawyers come up with it can be countered by some BS he posted. That is why this is an exceptional case.
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No he's not in the least exceptional because (other than the euphemism for retarded sense that word has) he knew exactly what he was doing, that it was illegal, and he did it anyway, in a fully premeditated manner.
 
AnOminous said:
No he's not in the least exceptional because (other than the euphemism for retarded sense that word has) he knew exactly what he was doing, that it was illegal, and he did it anyway, in a fully premeditated manner.
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Thanks for completely avoiding the point I was making that he posted his entire life on the internet. That is why he is exceptional. Nothing else.
 
Tangie said:
Thanks for completely avoiding the point I was making that he posted his entire life on the internet. That is why he is exceptional. Nothing else.
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He's not remotely exceptional. Every goddamn idiot alive these days does that. You're retarded.
 
AnOminous said:
He's not remotely exceptional. Every goddamn idiot alive these days does that. You're retarded.
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The website we are on right now would not exist if not for Chris’s antics. Explain further how he is not exceptional?

If you have a thread here, generally you’re an exception to humanity.
 
Tangie said:
The website we are on right now would not exist if not for Chris’s antics. Explain further how he is not exceptional?

If you have a thread here, generally you’re an exception to humanity.
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I'm sure that this site would still exist, but instead be derived from a forum about some other lolcow like DSP or Ralph rather than Chris.
 
RodgerDodger said:
He will be kicked loose and living under a bridge until another hobo murders him for his shoes. The Commonwealth doesn't really take lifelong custody of things like Chris anymore. If he gets too unmanagable someone in local government will quietly buy him a one way bus ticket to the big city. Any big city. The farther the better.
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Could the Commonwealth send him to i.e San Francisco? I mean, he would not even be that weird among other Californians. Perhaps Sockness could let him crash on his couch?
 
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