💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Super Hans
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Looks like Jack is able to drive an on-rails video game vehicle about as well as in real life.
Dave Meltzer
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I just watched the first minute of the Horizon Zero Dawn video and don't get how he missed that shot. He could still play games with 1 arm. I would subscribe to a twitch channel most likely if he streamed himself playing Chess.
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It would just be him playing chess as if it was checkers and then be dumbfounded and pissed when the opposing player makes a legit chess move.
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There are also several Assassins Creed Origins videos on tech time:
Plus this hilariously bad Fortnite gameplay with Qali in which jack suffers a conniption fit after Qali explains what a cuck is.
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No better source to learn financial management from than a bloated fucking retard that hasn't worked in decades and owns more than a dozen bacon cookers and loads of smokers for no reason at all. And that's considering it's not even his own money!
This confirms that the party is over for the Jagoff and he finally pissed off his wife, his loved ones, the IRS or all of them at once. Anyways, the best thing Tammy could do is shutting down this fat fuck on his purchases and taking over the channel for him, if he complains she simply won't give him any more money and good fucking luck in making any with his idiotic business skills. He's probably too stupid to understand how loans work, so she might be better off with him being afraid to borrow money to keep his dead channel going, on a good outcome, I mean!
And that's considering this fucking idiot owns a fuckload of meat related appliances like smokers, grills and bacon cookers. I basically have a small grill I use on the rare chance I'm cooking some BBQ and my oven, and even the worst outcomes I've had (including the time I miscalculated the temperature on the stove and overcooked some ribs badly) still looked better than anything the Jagoff ever served, and this guy has been doing this for fucking decades!
Really, the worst restaurants I have been to, including one that served chicken whose bones might have been softer than the meat, never came close to Jagoff's presentation. At least the shitty places fucking tried to serve something that looks edible, Jack simply burns everything to shit on the outside and serves it raw on the inside and hasn't learned a thing since he started his channel back in 2005. You'd think his remaining neurons would at least try and imitate other, skilled cooks on YouTube on how to properly cook meat, but this retard is swimming so deep inside his narcissistic delusions that you'd have an easier time teaching his dog to cook a steak for you, with the final product being better off than Jack's own!
Whenever Jack is cooking meat, you can pretty much guarantee he is going to fuck it up by doing the same thing he always does, cooking on the highest setting and serving the cuts burned to a crisp on the outside and raw on the inside. Following basic food safety tips is too much for him to handle, and so is turning down a knob on his stove, apparently. On terms of temperature, smoking and grilling can be a bit challenging to get right at first but pretty manageable once you get the point right, but this guy has no idea how to manage one of the most basic skills of cooking yet he still claims to be a Food Industry expert with more than a decade of experience. He is that fucking delusional!I'm afraid to see what he does to that tri-tip, that's a delicious cut of meat when made right and a staple of Californian BBQ. It's gonna bring me to tears to see him destroy it.
Though that being said, before leaving my last job due to conflicts with management I absconded with the secret tri-tip recipe. Maybe I should email it to Jack and request a special shoutout to the business.
Charlie Delicious
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Jack doesn't know how to bring down the heat on his kettle grill.
Mister BBQ can only BBQ with electric smokers and grills.
Mister BBQ can only BBQ with electric smokers and grills.
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Hahaha. What a joke. He used that stone heat deflector to cook the tri-tip indirectly on the kettle and used it completely wrong.
1. He had the charcoal directly under the stone
2. He had the meat sitting right on the stone.
Fucking guy has no clue what he's doing exactly like on the West Texas Investors Club., then later in the video the shot is completely mirrored. Fucking hack.
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Jack's money saving tips, have someone else pay for everything! Funny that's how the government works too. There's a great channel on YT about depression era cooking from someone who grew up in it. It's so heartwarming and educational. Jack is trying to find ways to stuff his face with a big mac for 4 dollars not 4.75 anymore.
I don't game, but holy shit you can't not know you'd be better, it's like DSP, I could sit a dog down and it would play better.
I don't game, but holy shit you can't not know you'd be better, it's like DSP, I could sit a dog down and it would play better.
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Get you 72 virgins.
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The Hennessey bottle is almost empty, proving once again that Jack cannot help but channel not only is inner gayness, but his inner blackness as well.
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I wonder what Profile by Sanford thinks of their star loser still wearing a 3XL shirt?
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holy shit. i hate this fucking guy so much
hmmmm, i wonder why that bottle of henny is half empty? i don't recall jack ever using it in a previous video, my money's on it being tammy's drink of choice when she decides to hit the bottle after a long day of caring for the man toddler. we all know jack wouldn't be that open with his drinking because of his fear of tammy finding out. she probably acquired a taste for it on one of her "women's retreats" after spending time with someone from a certain demographic that both enjoys hennessy and women shaped like tammy
also, lol @ the amazing lack of self-awareness with that last post. too bad that shirt wouldn't even apply to the fat retard since he never had a brain to drop in the first place
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Man on the street: "What the fuck is that tard wearing? Does that say Crankin' With Jesus? Fucked if I know."
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He almost bought the shirt, but they didn't have it in a 4XL or 5XL.
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Not to mention inner cheapskate. That's Hennessy VS or the lowest grade there is. It's too hot, too young and only suitable to cook with. You want to drink it? I say start at XO and go from there.
I'm just wondering why he's bringing up the beginning of "La Vie en Rose"? Or is he pining for his gay lover because the words mean, "when he takes me" and this is a subtle invitation for him to show up for some cheap red wine, low end cognac and Mushbrain?Also someone is breaking out the alcohol, along with a post made with zero self-awareness:
Laughingjoke2
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Given his constant open mouth I assume CWJ is code for Cock With Jiz.
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Cucking With Jim (Traynor)