My Cat bit my penis.

[️ronic]

My dick is fine, it'll recover in time. I'm just stumped as to where to go from here.

Should I put it up for adoption or should I put it down?

 

[Wright]

Put it up your ass

 

[️ronic]

Put it up your ass

Tried it, not I have anal fissures.

 

[Excellent at Mediocrity]

You should probably stop trying to get blow jobs from it. That is not the kind of pussy you're supposed to fuck.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Was it attached at the time?

 

[Pope Fucker]

No one is going to adopt a bitten penis so you should put it down.

 

[Ly Erg]

Lol Furry

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Pan-fry the part that got bitten off and season it lightly with salt, pepper, and garlic. Makes for a good midnight snack.

 

[Schauma mal]

Islamicat tried to circumcise you

 

[️ronic]

Lol Furry

That's not nice.