Some Twitch streamer will be revealed to have been paying for really, really depraved shit and it will be worse than anything I can make up
A new cherry and watermelon flavor of Mountain Dew
People will admit those chili lime chips they're shoving at white people are fucking nasty
That one trainer at my gym will join only fans so I don't have to sneakily catch glimpses of her big ass
It will be revealed some people really are psychic and the general public files a class action lawsuit for invasion of privacy against someone who can actually read minds