Lolcows of History
Archives of threads which are now inactive, or discussion of historical figures which may have died before the Kiwi Farms existed.
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Anorexia as a Midlife Crisis
Has-been animation memer, Pooner edgelord, Genuine cautionary tale about childhood e-fame
(Thread 3: JUDGEMENT DAY)
Columbine fanboy who shot up a supermarket for his Ghost Waifu & A Tiny Cult Left in his Wake
Creator of TempleOS (formerly LoseThos/sparrowOS)
Z list stuntman/actor and conspiracy theorist
A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom
Trevor from GTA But cooler (?)
Trihard streamer that's a ripoff of GhostPolitics and Nick Fuentes, Mexican and also a Gay Pedophile, Former Oddkast Mod, "WHAT THE FECK, FECK YOU!"
Grifter / Cyraxx's A-log / Benzos and Booze Enjoyer / TylerBSR's Husband
Rapper, pedo, alleged defendant, women beater, misogynist, probably racist, Not Darrell Brooks, light skinned terrorist
“Father of the sexual revolution,” Mad Scientist Horrorcow, Sadomasochist and Proto-Gooner, Defender of Pedophilia and Bestiality, Loved Sticking Things In His Dickhole. Funded by the Rockefellers
Rome's Worst Emperor Was A Mentally Ill Pagan Sex Pest AGP Dune Coon Troon Backed By BlackRock. Some Things Never Change.
President and self-proclaimed emperor of the Central African Republic from 1966 to 1979. French simp and Napoleon stan. Bankrupted a whole country with his coronation. Proclaimed the 13th apostle by the Pope. Possible cannibal.
Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
Failed bodybuilder & Pornstar, DELUSIONAL, politisperg/hitler admirer, tranny hunter, hospitalized due to PED abuse, questioning the age of consent, dramawhore, prankser youtuber, SNOT ROCKETS
STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP
What happens when you combine an obsession with TV game shows with an obsession with professional wrestling, and add Transsexualism at the top but don't put in the actual work.
They played Smash at his livestreamed funeral.
De una antigua organización narcoterrorista, a un grupo de dramacows, estafadores, hipocritas, A-loggers entre si y sobrexplotadores de la imagen de un narco muerto
Chinese Bulimic in Tech and the manlet American husband who runs her social media
Inactive
PreciousLeaf / LeafPrecious / John Engel / MariotehPlumber and Caroline Galipeau / DoubleMenu / Fleshleaf / RedsLeaf
Trolls Pretending to be an Autistic Schizo Manchild obsessed with a Pokemon Character and His Tard Wrangling Wife; Weens and Coddlers Are Flooring
"Non-binary" furry programmer who wrote a Super Nintendo emulator, tried to blackmail Null into removing his thread, and is probably actually dead lol
El Primer Lolcow de Hispano America y el Primer Lolcow de Venezuela / The First Hispanic American Lolcow and the first venezuelan Lolcow
Failed Halifax Mass Shooter & Asian Nazi Fetishist. Sentenced to life in jail.
moonfaced malingering autistic "activist"/SJW
Inactive
Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen
Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée
Inactive
Herbert Kenneth Huachaca / Timothy II / Dansburst Studios / Dansburst Studios Official / dansman1729 / Mysterious Mare-do-well / BidenTubs
Autistic Brony. "Upright Stallion". TRUE Defender of The "Marginalized". Zoophile and Pedophile Defender. Tranny Chaser. Pseudointellectual Sperg. Thinks He's a Pony. Proud NEET and Clopper. Runs a Grooming Discord. Debated Hunter Avallone.
Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist
Pig Thrasher, Twinkie Sexorcist, Bane of Baby Rapers. Last channel: filthy churches, Fucking Dead
The Self-Titled "Genius of the Carpathians". Went to North Korea Once and Decided to Copy it Verbatim. Forced Scientists to Credit his Wife in Their Research Papers. Made Hunting Practically Illegal Just so he Could Kill a Bigger Bear Than Tito.
YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE
Youtuber Argentino, protagonista del Omniverso3p el primer lolcowverso de la America Hispana, Fan numero 1 de Goku y Messi / Argentinian Youtuber, Main protagonist of the Omniverso3p the first lolcowverse of Hispanic America, Goku and Messi fan number 1
Loquendero mexicano, El hombre más sincero, Fanboy de Super Varo Vlog, nintendero, experto en Sony Vegas, amante de los Yoshis embarazados.
FurAffinity's incompetent, lazy, dogfucker-defending, scam artist leader who got cucked by a brony
Inactive
Javiera Alegria Solar / DestinytoMoon / Orquidia-art / Ale-draws and Jessica Ortiz / JouleJay / Succulentbud
Diversity and disability fetishist, confirmed cis, equally phony ex-"boyfriend" loves picking fights with better artists
Sucesor de los Majes del Kenverso, zurdo pseudofemboy, mitomano compulsivo, defensor de pedofilos y groomers, miembro de la Liga Progre, sabia de Sebdan y lideraba doxeos y acosos, dice que Daisy Destruction no es CP
America's First Lolcow who constantly failed up and felted his alogs. The original teflon tard.
Mentally ill /vt/fag. Joined the site to simp for a VTuber, now derails threads and LARPs as a supervillain a-log. Claimed to masturbate to dog paws, defends himself with Poe's Law and wants to take down the forum.
Inactive
Ralph Stuart Baker III / Rani Bakr / Ranilda Baeddel / Ranilda Burdizzo / SatanicPanic!AtTheDisco
The Glue that Holds the Rat King Together, "Fake Goth" Conspiratard, The One Rat King We Actually Liked
Konfident, złodziej, zboczeniec, mitoman, pasożyt prosto z Białegostoku.
Dictador de Guinea Ecuatorial, Autoproclamado "Marxista Hitleriano" y "el brujo mas poderoso de Africa". Discapacitado mental. Esquizofrenico que vió como su esposa lo cuckeaba con un español y este observo el acto en silencio.
The Creator of Fez Who Destroyed His Own Career With Douchebaggery
The man who believed he was married to Amy rose / And arrested for raping 4 underage girls.
The Reason Why We Can No Longer Have Nice Things
The Ottoman Empire's Worst Sultan. Incompetent and Insane. Grew Up in a Cage. Too Retarded to Run the Empire. Mamma's Boy. Mentally Ill. Fat Fetishist. Aroused by a Cow's Ass. Sex Addict. Almost Killed His Son. Furry?
Self-Admitted BPD AGP with POCD & Victim of TERF Criminal Enterprise
Leader of the National Alliance. Head of the Cosmo-theist church. Murdoch Murdoch mascot. Doctor No.
Raúl Alejandro Escajadillo Peña / Aleks Syntek / SyntekOficial / AleksSyntekVEVO / El Minion Pendejo
Artista / Intento de Pedofilo / Cantante / Actor de Doblaje / Ardido
Canal estancado de videojuegos dirigido por un grupo de Neonazis, refugio actual de Sparkman64, tumor andante en la comunidad de gaming, spin off del Doomverse, básicamente la "Ariopandilla de Videojuegos"
Creepy pedo "incel" LOLbertarian Putin and Breivik lovechild.
Pro-Zoophilia Activist, beyond-depraved criminal, owner of cryptostorm VPN, snitch, obtuse egomaniac, dead from cancer; He will not be missed.
Munchie kicked out of two hospitals, home care and multiple treatment teams; Flagged and blacklisted by EPIC; Munched Herself to Death
Mom-cult leader who used to be a McDonald's manager, heard voices and decided to leave family and job to form a cult
Inactive
Erica Raelene Gifford / Richard T. Gifford / Sissy Baby Pansy / Pansy Gronski / Pansy Faggotte & Alfred John Schaerffer / "Master Al John"
Geriatric intersectional fetishist pretending to be a three year old girl and his sadistic master
Toothless screaming crackhead on Tiktok
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"Jodedor" y "papeador" de 32 años que pelea con adolescentes en directos desde el 2013, no puede estar sin discutir con alguien por almenos una semana, "protagonista" del "Kenverse" + sus amigos y orbiters
Washed up child star clinging to relevancy, Onlyfans Whore, Pathological Liar, Reformed Drug Addict, Cannabis Farmer, Dog Abuser & Center of Carterverse
Overrated artist, attention whore, BPD drama queen, confirmed abuser
Inactive
Lukas Lamuel Donoso Moscheni/ misschile / choroy / KING SALSA / "Victor Cardenas" / El Rana /Stalker/
Administrador de nido.org, fracasado, pedófilo, obsesivo, una mierda de persona, muerto. Además de un Pie de pagína sobre el absoluto estado de los IBs chilenos.
In which a morbidly obese scam artist crowd funded a year+ vacation. Eric is dead.
2809 UNION ST MADISON WI 53704-4513 USA (Pedophile, Tax Evader）
Inactive
Jonathan C. Holiday / TransEthics / Toren Valimir / Toren Wilder / Victoria "Vikki" Valimir/Darling
Phil's Former Roommate, Alcoholic Mooch, #AnalRips
cruel love shy weirdo and all around awful person WHO IS DEAD.
Extortion, stolen valor, forgeries, lied about cancer, game journo, addict
Wants Keemstar and VenusAngelic to notice him, Epic Troll, Desperate for Views, Lamest Criminal Ever
Oregon schizophrenic who claimed to have killed multiple governors and the Pope, got attacked by child soldiers and lions daily, dead from rotting leg
Inactive
Jennifer Gwen Ann Armstrong / LifebyJen and Vernon Eugene Stephens III / Gene / Life by Gen X
middle-aged welfare leech food addict too fat for cancer surgery and her hopeless alcoholic widower
Inactive
Russian Deadpool / Nereverine / Pvt 2nd Class Aleksandr Kolpakov (1/3rd of the Skeptic Feminist)
Liar, Murderer, Polyamorous Feminist, Failed Self-Defense Trainer & Youtube Pundit; STOLEN VALOR?
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Degrading artist, perpetual victim, surrounds herself with a personal army of minors. Tried to commit suicide via blueberry. “Pups gotta eat!”
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UFO cult leader and snappy dresser. Waiting for the Space Brothers. With guest appearances by Ernest Norman and The Unarius Academy of Science.
