Culture Your Table Is Ready. The Clock Is Ticking. - Restaurants are enforcing some strict time limits — whether or not dinner is finished.

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By Megan Krigbaum
7:00 A.M.

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Illustration: Kate Dehler

Earlier this summer, I met up with friends at the latest restaurant-that’s-more-like-a-bar on the Lower East Side. As they handed out our menus, our server reminded us with a tone of gentle but unwavering conviction: We needed to be out in 90 minutes. We raced through dinner — cocktails, a dozen plates to share — and in the end had time left over. (We ordered a bottle of wine to max out our minutes.)

I’d seen what happens to diners who blow their deadlines. Tables had been getting the pink slip in Brooklyn a few weeks before at an otherwise-cozy spot in Fort Greene. I was seated next to a couple still picking at the bones of their whole fish when a manager asked whether they planned on staying for dessert. “We’re going to need this table back shortly,” she said. Off in a corner, a three-top got the boot during their last round of drinks.

For as long as anyone can remember, servers have nudged New Yorkers along, faux-casually asking “Can I get you anything else?” and dropping checks as soon as customers set down their spoons. Now they’re being more blunt about it: Firm time limits are presented on reservation apps (Bar Contra, which opened this month, states on its OpenTable page, “Your reservation will grant you 90 minutes in one of our tables”), they’re mentioned at host stands, and they’re openly reiterated whenever diners get a little too comfortable after the crème brûlée is cleared.

Everyone has had the experience of walking into a restaurant without a reservation and discovering that, yes, there’s a table available but the restaurant will need it back at a certain time for someone with a reservation. That’s easier to stomach than being told the table you’ve reserved well in advance nevertheless comes with a stopwatch.

Many in the industry, I discovered, still aren’t quite ready to talk about it on the record (one person called it “a nuanced dance,” another asked to be kept anonymous after we’d spoken). Practitioners of this movement — which include, among others, the Four Horsemen, Atoboy, Coqodaq, Eel Bar — are a particular style of restaurant that is casual in premise but run with the rigidity of a fine-dining establishment. They have an impressive choreography to their service to ensure they flip each table every hour and a half, seating the entire dining room three times per night. “If we don’t get those three turns, we don’t stay in business,” says Guy Gladstein, a managing partner at Figure Eight in the West Village. The 50-seat spot has an average guest check of around $65, Gladstein tells me. “That last turn is what’s keeping us going,” he says. (There, tables of one-to-three people are capped at 90 minutes; four or more people get two hours.)

Restaurant technology is such that streamlining and tracing the clockwork is possible via Resy and the point-of-sale system Toast, but the job of making sure groups actually leave still comes down to staff members. “A masterful server is dictating the pace without the guest feeling it,” says Amanda McMillan, general manager of the Four Horsemen. There isn’t much wiggle room: Everyone has to show up on time and order within a few minutes of sitting down. The kitchen can’t hit any snags that delay the dishes, and a warm bottle of Chablis can’t go into an ice bucket for 15 minutes to chill before it’s poured. “If there is a strict timeline that must be adhered to,” McMillan says, “it’s the restaurant’s job to manage that — if the restaurant can’t hit the mark of 90 minutes gracefully, that is on them.”

Of course, if the restaurant does its job and diners still don’t get the hint, less subtle tactics may be required. Gracefully convincing people to vacate a table requires quite a bit of skill, and with the perception that restaurants are pricier than ever, it becomes more difficult. At the Four Horsemen, if a table orders extra wine or just runs long, the servers negotiate with the host to stretch time or move the party to the bar or to Nightmoves, its sister spot next door. No matter what, the restaurant needs its two-tops back after two hours max. “That’s how long,” McMillan says, “it reasonably takes to have a nice dinner with us.”

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"Coqodaq sounds kind of like Unification Church: a Koreanized western religion of fried chicken packaged in a fancy way and resold to westerners. Even the name Coqodaq is fancy spelling of Korean cockadoodledoo. Except for the bucket which is definitely plebian nod to KFC. It's worthy of Andy Warhol."
I would rather just go to cote and have steak
 
"Earlier this summer, I met up with friends at the latest restaurant-that’s-more-like-a-bar on the Lower East Side. As they handed out our menus, our server reminded us with a tone of gentle but unwavering conviction: We needed to be out in 90 minutes."

This sort of thing is unheard of where I live. At even the middle of the road places in town there's after dinner drinks, dessert and a cigar if you're so inclined, and live music. An hour and a half is just the beginning of a great evening out.
 
Ah, but they are high end. They're in the Michelin Guide (archive):
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I've been to small time/cheap places with better food than this shit lmao. No time limits or false bottoms either! Seriously there's a diner in a really weirdly placed part of PA I've been to a few times the last few years when I get the chance/am in the area and it's like some magic ass shit how wide their menu is. It costs like regular restaurant prices of $15-$23-ish per meal and is somehow better than most. They apparently switched owners at some point and remodeled the exterior into something more fancy looking but the food's still somehow just as good despite the seemingly constant cycle of somehow super talented staff at the place. Hell, even chinese takeout places I've been to got severely higher quality goods, just mashed into a series of tiny cardboard boxes.


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"Earlier this summer, I met up with friends at the latest restaurant-that’s-more-like-a-bar on the Lower East Side. As they handed out our menus, our server reminded us with a tone of gentle but unwavering conviction: We needed to be out in 90 minutes."

This sort of thing is unheard of where I live. At even the middle of the road places in town there's after dinner drinks, dessert and a cigar if you're so inclined, and live music. An hour and a half is just the beginning of a great evening out.
Yeah this is what makes it weird. Usually when i go to places I'm not there for over 2 hours but I know there's people that do go to places for either a relaxing night of sitting down amongst people and talking, or to have some large scheduled gathering event where they're there meeting up with their family and/or friends. Those cases they're gonna be there for a long while and possibly spending more than they would if they just came by for the food, drinks, or whatever else is there.
 
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Restaurants come and go; I can probably count on one hand the number of non-chain restaurants from my childhood that are still open. These bullshit restaurants will be gone in a matter of months.

A real restaurant, if they can keep selling you stuff, will keep you as long as the operating hours allow. That's why liquor licenses are so important; wine has a huge markup and if they can keep it pouring, they can easily profit off of you more than they could just someone coming in to buy a hamburger.
 
@The Lawgiver

"I've been to small time/cheap places with better food than this shit lmao. No time limits or false bottoms either! Seriously there's a diner in a really weirdly placed part of PA I've been to a few times the last few years when I get the chance/am in the area and it's like some magic ass shit how wide their menu is. It costs like regular restaurant prices of $15-$23-ish per meal and is somehow better than most. "

There are some great places like that where I live as well. One is a not terribly expensive small family owned Greek restaurant down on the waterfront. Food and service is excellent, and the owner, who's in his 70's, visits every table. Once he's sure all is well, he sits down at an upright piano and plays some really great tunes. Great people, location, and atmosphere.

Before you know it, 3 hours are behind you.
 
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While i don't condone this praxis, has it occured to these NY faggots that they, like, could just not eat at the places who do that shit? There's a million restaurants to chose from, it's not that hard.
$0 tip lol
Obligatory.
During covid we had things like:

"Eating indoors is unsafe, so we will put seating outdoors and cover it so the outdoors indoors in the middle of sidewalk traffic is fine."

"Mask back on between courses."

"Menus are unsafe, use this QR code that doesn't work."

"SHOW ME YOUR PAPERS, CHUD! NO VAX NO SERVICE!"

That put most of us off going to most restaurants. Just in case anyone was still going, they've now instituted strict eating time limits. Sounds smart.
Not to mention how outrageous the prices have gotten since then. I'm not paying 20 bucks for a plate of pasta, eating out has become more of a luxury than it even previously was.
There is going to be/likely already is a mass extinction event of American Restaurants over the next decade
Already started here in Germany quite a while ago. Used to be you see even a bad place in business for around three years, now it's more like six months. Many previously very popular areas for dining are ghost towns now, with empty property sitting next to empty property. You still got the odd well-going restaurant, mostly tourist traps, but it's a far cry from the dining culture from ~10 years ago. COVID lockdowns were the death knell, the industry never really recovered from that, put rising inflation in the mix and that's it. Used to be you could open a place and no matter how shit the food, you made money hand over fist just by virtue of being in a city of ~4 million people. Those days are long gone.
 
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Big old "Fuck that" to this. If its a fancy restaurant, then with the prices I'm paying on food and service, I expect y'all to fuck off and leave me to enjoy it so long as I keep paying. You don't get to charge $3.50 per fucking nugget to expect me to watch the clock and dance to your seating tune.

If its a cheaper restaurant, there's no shortage of different options for me. Pull that shit and it'll be a zero-tip ticket, and I doubt I'll be back. I can think of sparingly few situations where I'd be ok with this, and all of them pretty much come down to the sort of seating arrangement for fast solo dining, like the stool line at a ramen shop. And its not like it even needs to be actively enforced there, you get your beer and your soup, chow down, and out the door, no friends or anything to talk with and linger over.

Maybe this'll help with throughput and total ticket count in the short term, but in the long term you are charging a premium for worse service, and that's almost as unsustainable as $20 caviar nuggets.
 
Can't believe we're reaching a point where restaurants induce stress to their workers as much as to their customers lmfao
 
I think I'd only throw a tantrum about this if the restaurant set a time limit and then failed to take orders and deliver food in a timely fashion. It's rare if I spend more than an hour at a restaurant unless it's being run by incompetents.
I regularly hang out with people for 2-3 hours or more at a restaurant, so I'd be absolutely livid. Don't take this lying down. Seriously, nobody should accept this and everyone should make a scene about this. That's not what restaurants are for.

I also believe if the place has a line, and you are sitting there for a long time, you up the tip to make up for the fact that you are taking up time when the server could get another tip. For every 30 minutes I'm beyond 90 minutes, I add 5% to the tip I was going to give in the first place. Anyone who would give the same tip for a busy place that has people waiting if they were there for 90 minutes as they would at 2 1/2 hours is a selfish asshole.
Tipping is for the birds. We used to stay at restaurants for 4-5 hours a night, racking up a $300-400 bill on the regular for 7-10 people with several pitchers of beer. People knew us and kept beer and drinks coming. The people that didn't do that for us, didn't get as good of tips. Simple as. If you give us shitty service, you don't get a tip.
 
I used to joke about starting a restaurant called "The Eat It And Beat It Cafe". There'd be chess clocks on the tables. Once your food arrives, the fifteen-minute timer starts. Oh, and you have to bring your own silverware.

We are now closer to that world than I'd like. Let's hope some of my other bad ideas don't come to life. Except maybe The Clockwork Orange Saturday morning cartoon.
 
There are some great places like that where I live as well. One is a not terribly expensive small family owned Greek restaurant down on the waterfront. Food and service is excellent, and the owner, who's in his 70's, visits every table. Once he's sure all is well, he sits down at an upright piano and plays some really great tunes. Great people, location, and atmosphere.
I traveled there with your message ngl. I saw myself there lol.
I just saw the short hairy owner going from table to table with a warm smile in my head.
 
While i don't condone this praxis, has it occured to these NY faggots that they, like, could just not eat at the places who do that shit? There's a million restaurants to chose from
Yes, but anyone could eat at those other million restaurants. You have to be somebody to eat at a place like this (at least in their own heads). It's a Veblen good; the inconvenience and upcharge are the selling points, not the pain points.
 
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