Your Kiwi Dating Profile - for all you kissless basement dwelling virgins

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  • Name: Look at my username, dumbass.
  • Age range: Boomer
  • Gender: Boomer
  • What are you looking for: A way to run MSN 7.5 in Windows XP.
  • Your qualities: I use Kiwi Farms
  • Your flaws: I don't know
  • Something about yourself: I use Microsoft Windows XP, and I don't have friends, They disappoint me
 
Name: Matt Jarbo
Age range: 30
Gender: Alpha male
What are you looking for: Aged women
Your qualities: I am an alpha redpill motherfucker
Your flaws: i am a soy filled bitch
Something about yourself: Boulder connoisseur, Owner of a successful youtube channel, american celebrity, destroyed keemstar several times in my epic reddit debates
 
  • Name: Swagstika
  • Age range: 35+
  • Gender: Female
  • What are you looking for: Older, nerdy male who wants children. Must be taller than me at 5´8".
  • Your qualities: Smart, stubborn and driven as hell. Aryan dreamgirl. Have T&A. but isn't fat. Makes good money. Have highly transferable degrees and skills. Conservative.
  • Your flaws: Well. I'm on this forum. Posting in this thread. Obviously there is something very wrong with me other than the zero patience, red hot temper that I do my best to hide, daddy issues and mild PTSD of the kind where I flinch at fireworks.
  • Something about yourself: I once kicked a guy out of my bed for having his nipples pierced. I hate piercings.
 
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Ted_Breakfast said:
Just imagine the two people who meet here hoping to find someone to exploit and dox, only to find at the end that they've both catfished each other and humiliated a fictional person. It'd be like the Piña Colada song.
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That's called a Kiwi Farms love story.
 
  • Name: Crankenstein
  • Age range: Over 20 Under 30
  • Gender: Male
  • What are you looking for: Racists
  • Your qualities: Am a racist.
  • Your flaws: Not as racist as I could be.
  • Something about yourself: I like the smell of mold.
 
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