WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

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Look at it another way - are the people still giving Phil tons of money really the kind of people you want around as your fanbase?

If you really want to make big money, there are ways - you just have to completely and utterly degrade yourself and your sense of worth as a human being in society.

You know that classic image of a guy playing some kind of hand-crank music box and he has a pet monkey dancing? Phil is the monkey.
Hmm can we make monkey Phil a meme? He's already got some pretty simian features: hairy, an intelligence above other mammals but below humans, wild arm waving to entertain a crowd of people, constantly rocking back and forth and bopping his head up and down.
 
Hmm can we make monkey Phil a meme? He's already got some pretty simian features: hairy, an intelligence above other mammals but below humans, wild arm waving to entertain a crowd of people, constantly rocking back and forth and bopping his head up and down.

And he even wears a little costume; the vest.
 
Phil is pushing hard to get a nice top faction to notice him.

He's really no different than his biggest paypigs, so desperate to be noticed, senpai.
 
Yet another reason to believe that it really is Phil. Who the fuck would keep trying to play this when being harassed constantly by trolls? Most normal people (and I include many not-so-normal kiwis too) would just say "fuck this" and walk away from this game. But Phil probably feels like he "can't let the trolls win!", and so he keeps on beating a dead horse.
No a “normal person” would do whatever they could to actually prove they aren’t the person in question. Like imagine having a case of mistaken identity ruining your hobby and doing nothing to show it’s just a big misunderstanding. Like someone claims you’re someone you aren’t and you just go “well that’s it I’m just fucked I guess, nothing I can do now”
 
The Colossal Classic Keys Contest? Number one in the hood, G. (shoutout to mrhuth for finding this)


I notice he isn't in a faction anymore. RIP DSP's Road Warriorz run. May 2020-May 2020.

That is a misleading picture as it is showing the faction leaderboard from Road Warriorz, not a global leaderboard.

If you leave a faction in the middle of a month-long event, it will continue to show the keys (or whatever currency) you accumulated for the group. Instead of that faction's name underneath your handle, it will show your new one or "No Faction" if you haven't joined a team.

In fact, there are no global individual leaderboards for faction events. Nothing to see here...
 
In fact, there are no global individual leaderboards for faction events.
Actually, there are, and now that you reminded me of it, there's a new Google sheet for the 2020 faction events (last time I checked it only went through December 2019)

The older sheet is gone but I saved a copy if anyone wants it. Anyway, I took this opportunity to put together a little whale-ography of TheyCallMeDSP:

End DateDSP RankDSP PointsTop Points% of Top
9/1/2019​
473​
169971384387533239%
9/15/2019​
216​
234580439519340225%
9/28/2019​
267​
252705726637618138%
10/13/2019​
77​
2451543610098540%
10/27/2019​
54​
3051623613908350%
12/14/2019​
45​
2929501529755955%
12/28/2019​
4​
4661072614734476%
2/16/2020​
99​
3283934760515143%
3/1/2020​
895​
16208329450141600432%
3/29/2020​
48​
3546690894879440%
5/4/2020​
33​
86866371438880260%

"Top Points" is how much the #1-ranked whale got in that event, and "% of Top" is just how much DSP scored compared to that. Since top scores change every time I figured that would help add context.
The 2/16/2020 event is when he temporarily joined the "Worthlessness" faction to help them out. Other than that, every event in here has him as "Uselessness". When did he actually get kicked out again?

I think there have been previous score spreadsheets, but I wasn't able to dig any up so far.
 
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Actually, there are, and now that you reminded me of it, there's a new Google sheet for the 2020 faction events (last time I checked it only went through December 2019)

The older sheet is gone but I saved a copy if anyone wants it. Anyway, I took this opportunity to put together a little whale-ography of TheyCallMeDSP:

End DateDSP RankDSP PointsTop Points% of Top
9/1/2019​
473​
169971384387533239%
9/15/2019​
216​
234580439519340225%
9/28/2019​
267​
252705726637618138%
10/13/2019​
77​
2451543610098540%
10/27/2019​
54​
3051623613908350%
12/14/2019​
45​
2929501529755955%
12/28/2019​
4​
4661072614734476%
2/16/2020​
99​
3283934760515143%
3/1/2020​
895​
16208329450141600432%
3/29/2020​
48​
3546690894879440%
5/4/2020​
33​
86866371438880260%

"Top Points" is how much the #1-ranked whale got in that event, and "% of Top" is just how much DSP scored compared to that. Since top scores change every time I figured that would help add context.
The 2/16/2020 event is when he temporarily joined the "Worthlessness" faction to help them out. Other than that, every event in here has him as "Uselessness". When did he actually get kicked out again?

I think there have been previous score spreadsheets, but I wasn't able to dig any up so far.

I think that is just for feuds, and not monthly events. No spending to be shown there. But it is fair to say that this is a global individual leaderboard.
 
What I don't understand is why this whole wwe champions thing didn't hurt him at all. He's making more money than ever now in fact.
In addition to his mongoloid sycophants who seem to line to up to be scammed (just not in their Twitch DM's because Phil warned them about that), Phil once again got lucky with one failure smoke-screening a concrete failure that exposes his lies.

The escort saga conveniently smoke-screened the fact that he held fake tax/'save the house' fundraisers that were actually to move Kat out to him and buy her a bunch of stuff like a new wardrobe. Once he was absolved of the escort, the other issue skittered away untouched.

The same thing kind of happened here where we have probably exposed the truth behind a string of Phil's lies, including that he's scamming people to pay for gacha and not groceries... but this was eclipsed by the bankruptcy that he walked away from untouched. If this had happened in between the Jasper reveal and the bankruptcy when it would have taken the spotlight, I feel it probably would have done more damage.
 
tried to cut the clip before the autistic sound bites on dark dave's mirror gave me cancer

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If you really dissect this, he isn't lying.

"What does that mean?" Not a lie, he's deflecting and buying time.

"Someone mentioned it on another stream" again, not a lie.

"It's gotta be a stupid meme" I guess it's not a lie since meme went from meaning a funny image with text to meaning pretty much any internet joke. Phil spending tens of thousands of dollars on gatcha wrestling and running from guild to guild because he was found out is a joke.

"It's gotta be something stupid" not a lie. Spending all that money on sweaty men bejeweled is pretty stupid.

He could say, "My mods told me that some guy playing WWE Champions is impersonating me and Road Warriorz has something to with that. It's not me." But he doesn't.

Just like, "I couldn't afford to get married, my parents paid for it" "I said I didn't have a new cat, I've had Jasper for almost a year" "I didn't promise a Project7 reboot, I promised a Project7 reboot trailer" and "I never said the bankruptcy was fake, I said it was nonsense" he is using semantics to skate the truth.
 
Hmm can we make monkey Phil a meme? He's already got some pretty simian features: hairy, an intelligence above other mammals but below humans, wild arm waving to entertain a crowd of people, constantly rocking back and forth and bopping his head up and down.

I did my best in 10 minutes, I hope you approve senpai.

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Actually, there are, and now that you reminded me of it, there's a new Google sheet for the 2020 faction events (last time I checked it only went through December 2019)

The older sheet is gone but I saved a copy if anyone wants it. Anyway, I took this opportunity to put together a little whale-ography of TheyCallMeDSP:

End DateDSP RankDSP PointsTop Points% of Top
9/1/2019​
473​
169971384387533239%
9/15/2019​
216​
234580439519340225%
9/28/2019​
267​
252705726637618138%
10/13/2019​
77​
2451543610098540%
10/27/2019​
54​
3051623613908350%
12/14/2019​
45​
2929501529755955%
12/28/2019​
4​
4661072614734476%
2/16/2020​
99​
3283934760515143%
3/1/2020​
895​
16208329450141600432%
3/29/2020​
48​
3546690894879440%
5/4/2020​
33​
86866371438880260%

"Top Points" is how much the #1-ranked whale got in that event, and "% of Top" is just how much DSP scored compared to that. Since top scores change every time I figured that would help add context.
The 2/16/2020 event is when he temporarily joined the "Worthlessness" faction to help them out. Other than that, every event in here has him as "Uselessness". When did he actually get kicked out again?

I think there have been previous score spreadsheets, but I wasn't able to dig any up so far.

You left out the part where when he got 4th, the top 3 were all Asian so he was really the #1 player in the US
 
Actually, there are, and now that you reminded me of it, there's a new Google sheet for the 2020 faction events (last time I checked it only went through December 2019)

The older sheet is gone but I saved a copy if anyone wants it. Anyway, I took this opportunity to put together a little whale-ography of TheyCallMeDSP:

End DateDSP RankDSP PointsTop Points% of Top
9/1/2019​
473​
169971384387533239%
9/15/2019​
216​
234580439519340225%
9/28/2019​
267​
252705726637618138%
10/13/2019​
77​
2451543610098540%
10/27/2019​
54​
3051623613908350%
12/14/2019​
45​
2929501529755955%
12/28/2019​
4​
4661072614734476%
2/16/2020​
99​
3283934760515143%
3/1/2020​
895​
16208329450141600432%
3/29/2020​
48​
3546690894879440%
5/4/2020​
33​
86866371438880260%

"Top Points" is how much the #1-ranked whale got in that event, and "% of Top" is just how much DSP scored compared to that. Since top scores change every time I figured that would help add context.
The 2/16/2020 event is when he temporarily joined the "Worthlessness" faction to help them out. Other than that, every event in here has him as "Uselessness". When did he actually get kicked out again?

I think there have been previous score spreadsheets, but I wasn't able to dig any up so far.

The fact that Phil only got 80% of the points the number 1 whale did in his best event is insane.
 
The fact that Phil only got 80% of the points the number 1 whale did in his best event is insane.
What's really insane is that the second-place guy only got 83% of the top whale's total. One can only guess at how much that guy spent pointlessly running up the score when he was already #1.
 
What's really insane is that the second-place guy only got 83% of the top whale's total. One can only guess at how much that guy spent pointlessly running up the score when he was already #1.

Was it maybe some kinda streamer or content creator who has a stake in dick swinging? Otherwise what the actual hell.
 
Was it maybe some kinda streamer or content creator who has a stake in dick swinging? Otherwise what the actual hell.

There was probably a good prize for the top spots on the individual leaderboard for that feud. Again, there was no actual money spent. However, winning one of these contests means that you probably played for 24 straight hours. If you want to view time as money then there was definitely a bunch wasted in that case.
 
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