Hmm can we make monkey Phil a meme? He's already got some pretty simian features: hairy, an intelligence above other mammals but below humans, wild arm waving to entertain a crowd of people, constantly rocking back and forth and bopping his head up and down.
No a “normal person” would do whatever they could to actually prove they aren’t the person in question. Like imagine having a case of mistaken identity ruining your hobby and doing nothing to show it’s just a big misunderstanding. Like someone claims you’re someone you aren’t and you just go “well that’s it I’m just fucked I guess, nothing I can do now”
Actually, there are, and now that you reminded me of it, there's a new Google sheet for the 2020 faction events (last time I checked it only went through December 2019)
| End Date | DSP Rank | DSP Points | Top Points | % of Top |
|---|---|---|---|---|
9/1/2019 | 473 | 16997138 | 43875332 | 39% |
9/15/2019 | 216 | 23458043 | 95193402 | 25% |
9/28/2019 | 267 | 25270572 | 66376181 | 38% |
10/13/2019 | 77 | 2451543 | 6100985 | 40% |
10/27/2019 | 54 | 3051623 | 6139083 | 50% |
12/14/2019 | 45 | 2929501 | 5297559 | 55% |
12/28/2019 | 4 | 4661072 | 6147344 | 76% |
2/16/2020 | 99 | 3283934 | 7605151 | 43% |
3/1/2020 | 895 | 162083294 | 501416004 | 32% |
3/29/2020 | 48 | 3546690 | 8948794 | 40% |
5/4/2020 | 33 | 8686637 | 14388802 | 60% |
Actually, there are, and now that you reminded me of it, there's a new Google sheet for the 2020 faction events (last time I checked it only went through December 2019)
Faction Feud Results
7/18-7/19 Please note: 🏆 Ranking contains all players who made at least 100,000 points. 💯 The score is based on the Faction Contest points (incl. used HP packs 🚑). 🔧 Feel free to use the FILTER for your own needs. 📅 7/18/2020 - 7/19/2020 #,Player,Faction, Score (incl. 🚑) 1,Twiztid1025,...docs.google.com
The older sheet is gone but I saved a copy if anyone wants it. Anyway, I took this opportunity to put together a little whale-ography of TheyCallMeDSP:
End Date DSP Rank DSP Points Top Points % of Top 16997138 43875332 39% 23458043 95193402 25% 25270572 66376181 38% 2451543 6100985 40% 3051623 6139083 50% 2929501 5297559 55% 4661072 6147344 76% 3283934 7605151 43% 162083294 501416004 32% 3546690 8948794 40% 8686637 14388802 60%
"Top Points" is how much the #1-ranked whale got in that event, and "% of Top" is just how much DSP scored compared to that. Since top scores change every time I figured that would help add context.
The 2/16/2020 event is when he temporarily joined the "Worthlessness" faction to help them out. Other than that, every event in here has him as "Uselessness". When did he actually get kicked out again?
I think there have been previous score spreadsheets, but I wasn't able to dig any up so far.
In addition to his mongoloid sycophants who seem to line to up to be scammed (just not in their Twitch DM's because Phil warned them about that), Phil once again got lucky with one failure smoke-screening a concrete failure that exposes his lies.
If you really dissect this, he isn't lying.
Actually, there are, and now that you reminded me of it, there's a new Google sheet for the 2020 faction events (last time I checked it only went through December 2019)
Faction Feud Results
7/18-7/19 Please note: 🏆 Ranking contains all players who made at least 100,000 points. 💯 The score is based on the Faction Contest points (incl. used HP packs 🚑). 🔧 Feel free to use the FILTER for your own needs. 📅 7/18/2020 - 7/19/2020 #,Player,Faction, Score (incl. 🚑) 1,Twiztid1025,...
The older sheet is gone but I saved a copy if anyone wants it. Anyway, I took this opportunity to put together a little whale-ography of TheyCallMeDSP:
End Date DSP Rank DSP Points Top Points % of Top 16997138 43875332 39% 23458043 95193402 25% 25270572 66376181 38% 2451543 6100985 40% 3051623 6139083 50% 2929501 5297559 55% 4661072 6147344 76% 3283934 7605151 43% 162083294 501416004 32% 3546690 8948794 40% 8686637 14388802 60%
"Top Points" is how much the #1-ranked whale got in that event, and "% of Top" is just how much DSP scored compared to that. Since top scores change every time I figured that would help add context.
The 2/16/2020 event is when he temporarily joined the "Worthlessness" faction to help them out. Other than that, every event in here has him as "Uselessness". When did he actually get kicked out again?
I think there have been previous score spreadsheets, but I wasn't able to dig any up so far.
Actually, there are, and now that you reminded me of it, there's a new Google sheet for the 2020 faction events (last time I checked it only went through December 2019)
Faction Feud Results
7/18-7/19 Please note: 🏆 Ranking contains all players who made at least 100,000 points. 💯 The score is based on the Faction Contest points (incl. used HP packs 🚑). 🔧 Feel free to use the FILTER for your own needs. 📅 7/18/2020 - 7/19/2020 #,Player,Faction, Score (incl. 🚑) 1,Twiztid1025,...
The older sheet is gone but I saved a copy if anyone wants it. Anyway, I took this opportunity to put together a little whale-ography of TheyCallMeDSP:
End Date DSP Rank DSP Points Top Points % of Top 16997138 43875332 39% 23458043 95193402 25% 25270572 66376181 38% 2451543 6100985 40% 3051623 6139083 50% 2929501 5297559 55% 4661072 6147344 76% 3283934 7605151 43% 162083294 501416004 32% 3546690 8948794 40% 8686637 14388802 60%
"Top Points" is how much the #1-ranked whale got in that event, and "% of Top" is just how much DSP scored compared to that. Since top scores change every time I figured that would help add context.
The 2/16/2020 event is when he temporarily joined the "Worthlessness" faction to help them out. Other than that, every event in here has him as "Uselessness". When did he actually get kicked out again?
I think there have been previous score spreadsheets, but I wasn't able to dig any up so far.
What's really insane is that the second-place guy only got 83% of the top whale's total. One can only guess at how much that guy spent pointlessly running up the score when he was already #1.
