24/01/2020 dump #3
Guangxi Autonomous Region on high alert
Hubei finally declared the virus case as a level one emergency.
Shame and dox those who refuse to wear masks.
Isolated cases of the virus, non-conforming symptoms.
People who feel weak, dizzy, affected by vomiting or diarrhoea could also have contacted the virus. So having a fever and excessive coughing isn't the only symptoms, some aren't coughing and have no fever, instead exhibiting the symptoms outlined in the previous sentence.
Guangdong cinema closure, no movies. Imagine all the revenue loss.
Wuhan parcels and mail being disinfected.
Temporary hospitals being build. Gotta give it to their speedy construction skills. If only they acted this way back in December, so no you're not redeemed.
This isn't the first temporary hospital. Despite the structure being called a medical miracle, after the virus, it's going to be abandoned and become a wasteland.
(Pic is temporary hospital built when some other virus came out, likely SARS)
People voicing their concerns on weibo, asking for the mayor of Wuhan to be sacked.
We need to bring back Chinese torture methods.
Youngest victim is 36 years old.
People cheering on Japanese stores for their kindness.
Governments might be in autistic post-WW2 wars, but I'm sure most in both countries are over it.
Voodoo spells to dispel the virus? More reliable than Chinese medicine I guess.
"3kg soft shell turtle, costs minimum of 2000 yuan which I feasted on at home. Those who insult us fans of wildness cuisine, listen up! The source is still unknown, so shut your (mum's) fucking cunt up. Additionally, you won't be able to get this kind of food even if you have the money. I obtained it through personal connections, since I have this kind of exotic meat to eat, it obviously means I'm superior to you peasants who eat GMO meat shit, he he he"
Hope he doesn't get the virus but instead gets mouth AIDS.
Also I don't think I'll be the only one that finds his location funny, "The Edinburgh Woollen Mill", isn't that some hippie faggot clothing store in the UK? No doubt he thinks the location is posh or something, obviously because it has 3 words that he doesn't know the meaning of.
Xiaomi donates over 300k yuan worth of medical goods, such as N95 masks.
Daily Mail is on the conspiracy case! They have a point, China's culture of Mianzi and unwillingness to speak up is a big problem. It's fucked up.
But no, I don't believe this stupid conspiracy. Chinese eating fucked up batshit insane shit is far more plausible than viruses supposedly escaping a high security lab. If it's that easy to escape, why don't we see documents outlining internal party politics?
Agree. I get stared at when I wash hands constantly.
Don't be a dirty ching chong, wash your paws! I wash mine before and after meals, so should anyone that's not a subhuman.
More tourism attractions closed.
Grandpa taking good care of himself and his doggo. Good job.
Keep the doggo out of the hands of those who like exotic meat.
Experts voicing their concerns and dismay. Saying the virus is at least 10 times more infectious than SARS and the officials didn't do enough.
3 Shanxi patients cured of the virus.
Wuhan car entered some residential complex.
Car owner's response: It's my car, so what? Is it poisonous or what? Husband and I have been through checks, there's nothing to worry about... blahblah, stop being paranoid blahblah let me dox my phone because I'm a chinaman with 105 average IQ
Later: Husband diagnosed with the virus, wife suspected. "Wasn't she very aggressive yesterday?"
Following pics: health professionals disinfecting the car (just set it on fire with the couple inside).
Escaping to Japan.
(he's spitting on the elevator buttons)
Xiangyang citizens allegedly carrying the virus doing some putrid stuff...
Learn how to wear a mask you fucking idiot.
Someone coming home [for CNY] from Wuhan is in here, please stay away!
That's actually a nice cautious message.
State media interviewing the mayor of Hubei. They didn't turn off comments.
"Am I deaf or did you get high during your celebrations?? Surplus in supplies?? You're spewing bullshit"
"Enough your mum's cunt??? Sanjia hospital is already asking for donations, did you drink too much?"
"Bro watching performances on the 21st, now he comes out claiming there's enough supplies? If so, why are medical professionals asking for donations? Am I an idiot or is he the idiot?"
"Chinese state media rarely allow commenting, and when it does, everyone is swearing. Factually, punishing these people wouldn't do justice. These politicians are the messengers of the virus, they epitomise Grim Reaper, letting them exist will only bring more trouble".
"Enough your mum's cunt, he's only talking about agricultural supplies, what about medical ones? Wuhan medical professionals are still asking for help, they are even allegedly sharing uniforms!"
My weibo was deleted! You claim I'm making up rumours, look at this. I can't reply to everyone!
No one is dealing with the corpse.
Nurses are helpless, please help Wuhan.
The nurses are going insane, no one is dealing with this dead body!
There's a video, briefly, she claims the corpse has been lying there for half a day, the nurses are helpless, and the hospital is chaotic with no one in charge.
Wuhan night club, disinfection twice a day, everyone will have their body temperatures measured before entering the premise...
Ummm, just shut down?
Trending topics in China, happy CNY is... 10th.
The rest is on the virus with one being on CCTV's CNY programs.
Governor of Henan is an expert that just left Shanghai (he's from Zhejiang), he's been a prominent figure in Shanghai and brought in his expertise. Director at Henan's health department has a PhD in Immunology, he's also the head at Zhengda (university) hospital, a politician with expertise. That's why the virus was handled professionally in Henan.
Comments: "I'm from Hubei, I don't know what the fuck is the mayor on, there's no news at all". "Oh he's just participating in some CNY festival".
A wedding in Henan featuring a couple that just left Wuhan. The couple has been isolated by their relatives... everyone but the bride and groom had fun at the wedding.
Lol that's so sad, but at least their relatives... are sensible.
The funny stuff, memes, Chinanet stupidity...
This is what a wedding looks like in the current time.
Hubei CNY celebration reproduced in some game, loads of people coughing.
People's Daily official survey deleted for "containing sensitive language", platform getting blasted by the editor.
"I'm far more aware of sensitive language than you are, idiot. Are you retarded? This is ridiculous... how dare you delete my survey!"
Yeah... state sponsored surveys getting deleted for containing "naughtiness", lol. Didn't twitter do something similar with some Islamic leader some days back?
Meme showcasing the virus being challenged in Yunnan, where people have an exotic fetish involving various wild mushrooms...
Top text has wild mushrooms saying "Yunnan is my territory".
The table shows dozens of "mushroom poisoning", one case of "food poisoning... probably from eating questionable shrooms" and one case of... wild opium poisoning...?
I endorse feasting on random mushrooms, you might have extraterrestrial encounters and end up in an ICU, at least you won't pass it onto innocent people.
This is gaining meme status. Hubei officials (I'm guessing) celebrating while people are getting the early CNY coronavirus gift.
Depiction of doctors of Wuhan... fighting the virus and retarded patients.
Batman is portrayed as a superhero whilst also being the cause of this new virus. Officials, please ban anything involving Batman, it's a plague on the mind of the Chinese youth.
(this is obviously a sarcastic take on parents asking video games to be banned because they can't say no to their kids failing at school grades)
"This is the Four Knights of Apocalypse of Hubei! History will remember them!"
Red pocket time!
Bats as a Traditional Chinese Medicine ingredient.
Among the other insane uses, it can stop coughing,
So you got the coronavirus from consuming fucking bats? Eat bats to pwn the bat virus.
Of course batshit is a remedy too!
ffs this took longer than I expected.