Whit Supermicky: The Drunken Hillbilly RPG

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Jamal was watced the scene from the truck while was sperging on Stormfront, he knew that Cletus and Buster could handle the three faggots without any help.
Hm, now I did just forgot about what Maynerd asked for. Fuck, I should stop eating weed.

Sorry guys, had a quite busy day and lost all of the combat. Good thing I went to the truck instead of being a dead weight in combat, haha.
 
Did not think missing one day I would miss so much, holy fuck. Read trhough this a bit tired, I hope I do this right.

Bob unties himself from the truck and walks over to the van. He begins to make repairs to the SJW's van beacuse why the fuck not?
Cliches:
4 Blue Collar Worker
3 Home Repair
2 High School Learnin'
1 Model Train Building

Result: 8
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4591584/
 
Surtur said:
Did not think missing one day I would miss so much, holy fuck. Read trhough this a bit tired, I hope I do this right.

Bob unties himself from the truck and walks over to the van. He begins to make repairs to the SJW's van beacuse why the fuck not?
Cliches:
4 Blue Collar Worker
3 Home Repair
2 High School Learnin'
1 Model Train Building

Result: 8
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4591584/
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Bob quickly deduces the reason the van is broken. It ran out of radiator fluid and overheated. He pours some in and tries the ignition. It works perfectly.
Sorry I'm late posting this. I was on a college tour all day. Anyway, The niggo Weeaboo Girl just collapses in fear because, let's face it, she just saw her friend get shot to death and an annoying guy she knows just got raped to death by a horrific man-pig. I'd probably say "fuck it" and collapse if I saw that too. Is that all right with everybody?
 
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"Shucks, all that trouble over a l'il radiator fluid. Well, looks like we got a new vee hickle, fellers. I wonder what these weirdos had on 'em."

Buster goes over to Lee and takes his devil horns as a trophy, then goes through Lee's pockets.
 
Grand Number of Pounds said:
"Shucks, all that over a l'il radiator fluid. Well, looks like we got a new vee hickle, fellers. I wonder what these weirdos had on 'em."

Buster goes over to Lee and takes his devil horns as a trophy, then goes through Lee's pockets.
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He finds an iPhone, a very nice watch, and a wallet from a fast good chain kiddie meal filled with 100 bucks and several credit cards. Luckily, you know someone who quite willing to give you good money if you hand in some "procured" supplies. Fast Eddie, a local pawnshop owner who doesn't ask too many questions and has been buying second hand goods from you for years...
It's about this time Maynerd comes walking towards the scene with several other gang members in tow. "Christ, you idiots can't even go 25 feet without killin summing."
He seems less angry and more mildly annoyed.
"This was supposed to be my day off too. Ah well, can't be all bad. That van looks fairly new, we can scrap it for parts and make, like $5,000. Or more. These saps probly have some good shit on em too. I'll load 'em up in the van, drive em up to the compound, and start workin on disposin the bodies. You guys just go get me some more beer."
As Maynerd looks across the battlefield, he spots ADF. "Oh, and git a bag of John Doe Fast Actin Body Dissolving Lye. We're running low, and something tells we're going to need more."
Feel free to loot out the van for any spoils of war.
 
Buster puts the watch, iPhone and $100 in his pockets, puts the P-38 back in his waistband and tosses the wallet in the van.

"Right, boss. C'mon, fellers, let's see what other stuff the con faggots got."
 
"Okay so like me and Private Faggot are gonna like take the truck okay, 'cause like it's still like totally tactical and shit. You guys can like ride with us or like take the Con Faggot-mobile, I guess, but like it probably like smells like FAGGOTS, TAHAAAA!"

So is there any issue with me taking my Con Faggot on as a recruit or is it alright?
 
Tavern Explorer said:
"Okay so like me and Private Faggot are gonna like take the truck okay, 'cause like it's still like totally tactical and shit. You guys can like ride with us or like take the Con Faggot-mobile, I guess, but like it probably like smells like FAGGOTS, TAHAAAA!"

So is there any issue with me taking my Con Faggot on as a recruit or is it alright?
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Well, he's probably going to try to bolt and call the cops as soon as he gets a chance. However, you can have Maynerd drag him back to the bunker for "boot camp", which will turn him into a loyal follower...
 
"Actually..." Timmy shoves the Con Faggot toward Maynerd. "Hey Hick Faggot, like send Private Faggot to boot camp okay, like I wanna make him like my like squadmate okay, like a tactical brother of the battlefield with like sickness, you know?"
 
Maynerd grins.
"Well whoowhee, this day just got a whole lot better."
Ned whimpers as Maynerd ties his hands together with zip ties. When he's done, Maynerd points out a few... bedroom outfits and items laying in the confaggots spilled luggage.
"Zed, Jimbo, grab that faggot crap. Somethin tells me we'll need it for trainin up this uhn. Hector, you take him up to the bunker and put him in the basement."
Hector leads Ned away while Zed and Jimbo gather up some of the confaggots luggage.
 
Timmy salutes as the thug leads his future Marine-in-training away. "Just remember Private Faggot," he calls, "it may be like hard and shit but this is a movie, okay, and you're on the good guy side now! Hell no, but you're still going to make it!"
 
Maynerd uses more of his magic respawning zipties to tie up Jamie.
"Now, what should we do with thisy here dusky jap-cirtoon fan? I say just cap her now, but Cletus might need a new play toy when he wakes up, and I don't thinkTobias wants to part with his new friend. Yer choice."
 
Randall Fragg said:
Maynerd uses more of his magic respawning zipties to tie up Jamie.
"Now, what should we do with thisy here dusky jap-cirtoon fan? I say just cap her now, but Cletus might need a new play toy when he wakes up, and I don't thinkTobias wants to part with his new friend. Yer choice."
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That was his chance, finally something to work on.
Jamal jumped out the truck and went close to Jamie's body.
"Let me keep this, I'll work something out for that sick Juggernaut."
He had that same mad scientist look from the first time he saw Cletus.
 
Marella said:
That was his chance, finally something to work on.
Jamal jumped out the truck and went close to Jamie's body.
"Let me keep this, I'll work something out for that sick Juggernaut."
He had that same mad scientist look from the first time he saw Cletus.
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"Alrighty. We'll take it back an keep it in one of the cells until you ready."
Maynerd loads Jamie's into the van, and begins dragging in the others as well.
Just a suggestion, you might want to search their pockets and luggage.
 
Bob goes through all of their shit, taking what he finds. He also approches the Weeabo girl and says "Come with me if you want to live."
 
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