Whit Supermicky: The Drunken Hillbilly RPG

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Again, in a feat of pure dumb luck, Lee's flailing anime moves smack Buster in his Lil' Busters, causing him to collapse to the floor groaning.

Your other skills are unaffected by the "death spiral", so you have one dice in Wrassling, but you still have the same amount in your other stats.
 
"Aw crap, I'm gettin' beat by a little weirdo with a puny sword! I shoulda just shot him!"

Buster picks up stones off the ground and throws them at him.
 
Tommy snaps out of his vomit-induced daze and gets in on the action. With a scream of "SEMPER FI OKAY!" he opens fire on the Con Faggot that's attacking Buster.

Tommy Grainz:
SPEC-OPS MUHREEN WARLORD COMBAT FIGHTER (3)
Terrorist Interrogator (2)
Wolf Whisperer (3)
Inspiring Muhreen Speech-maker (2)

Could you roll for me too? I dunno if I'd mess something up xD
 
Tommy lets loose a hail of deadly plastic pellets.
He Rolls a 12
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4590706/
Lee rolls a 12.
I'm pretty sure that ties settle in the PC's favor.
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4590707/
Despite his best attempts at anime bullet dodging, a lethal plastic pellet hits it's mark.
"Hi chi-OWWW! Ah shit."
Lee's self preservation instinct takes in, an he starts quickly jogging away from his enemies, arms flapping in the breeze. It's about this time that Buster reaches his gun...
Did you grab anything from the armory? Or do you just have your P38?
 
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Randall Fragg said:
AD goes down hard. He attempts to scramble away, but his weak tranny arms refuse to move. He feels a cold rush of air as Cletus rips off his shitstained pants, exposing his flabby, rash covered ass. A sharpie message, "if found, return to nearest glory hole" winks up at Cletus. ADF whimpers in fear as he feels Cletus's drool on the back of his neck.
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The obese, shit smeared redneck sticks one finger into his gaping, still seeping anus, bringing up a further torrent of greasy roadkill shit slurry, which he uses to lather AD's ass crack. Smearing the foul concoction around with one brutish paw, Cletus prepared the SJW’s tender anus for playtime. Much to his frustration, his corkscrew dick was simply too large and hairy to fit inside AD’s tight man cunt. He grunted furiously, screaming the warcry he picked up during his rapecation in wisconsin

“PAAAAACKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERSS!!!!"


in his deep hillbilly drawl as he battered his fuckmeat against AD’s tightly sealed pleasure ring

Rolls on his Pig Squealing Proficciency

Cletus gets a 19
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4590714/
 
Judge Holden said:
The obese, shit smeared redneck sticks one finger into his gaping, still seeping anus, bringing up a further torrent of greasy roadkill shit slurry, which he uses to lather AD's ass crack. Smearing the foul concoction around with one brutish paw, Cletus prepared the SJW’s tender anus for playtime. Much to his frustration, his corkscrew dick was simply too large and hairy to fit inside AD’s tight man cunt. He grunted furiously, screaming the warcry he picked up during his rapecation in wisconsin

“PAAAAACKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERSS!!!!"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0iqLhdInGrk
in his deep hillbilly drawl as he battered his fuckmeat against AD’s tightly sealed pleasure ring

Rolls on his Pig Squealing Proficciency

Cletus gets a 19
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4590714/
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AD rolls for Tomgirl.
He gets a 2.
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4590717/
 
Buster limps over towards the truck and picks up his scratched P-38 from the ground.

"Eat lead, Con faggot! I ain't making the same mistake twice!" Buster yells, leveling the pistol at Jaime.
 
Mind if I make some suggestions for appropriate music?


 
Grand Number of Pounds said:
Buster limps over towards the truck and picks up his scratched P-38 from the ground.

"Eat lead, Con faggot! I ain't making the same mistake twice!" Buster yells, leveling the pistol at Jaime.
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Buster rolls a 14
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4590723/
Lee rolls a 5
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4590725/
The 9mm bullet whizzes right past Lee, but the loud noise is enough to freak him out. He screams, tosses the plastic katana at Buster, and attempts to scramble under the van.
 
Woah, I missed a lot. Y'all go quick.

Syko Ninja will jump in to help out his fam by trying to beat up the weebo with his padlock-in-a-sock.
 
Breaking from his crouching spot Tommy executes a beautiful parkour roll to lay prone and burst-fire on the Con Faggots under the van.
"FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH!"
 
Dynastia said:
Woah, I missed a lot. Y'all go quick.

Syko Ninja will jump in to help out his fam by trying to beat up the weebo with his padlock-in-a-sock.
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Jamie has been watching the action dumbstruck, and hasn't noticed Syko sneaking up on her. With a mighty leap he jumps from the hood of the truck and swings his padlock-in-a-sock at her.
Hold up a sec, I'll be back with the values.
Summons all his Juggalo powers and swings the sock with all his might.
Syko rolls a 13.
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4590768/
Alas! The Weeaboo notices, and in the Nick of time executes an anime roll out of the Juggalo's way!
Jamie rolls a 14!
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4590770/
Tobias smacks into the ground and scrambles to his feet.
 
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