Alright, I'm posting the first part.
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The sun shines down on the rugged foothills of Idaho, where dry plains give way to towering mountains. On the slopes of one one of these mountains, on the outskirts of Boise, is a grey blotch on the green and brown landscape, a concrete bunker-like building. Surrounding it are several decaying trailers, a variety of wreaked cars, and an acre of washing machines, refrigerators, boxes, scrap metal, and assorted refuse. A large swastika flag flies atop the bunker, sending a clear message about it's inhabitants, who are currently milling about with their daily routines. Suddenly, a high pitched shriek emanates from the bunker, followed by a message that strikes fear into the heart of any racial holy warrior.
"Shit, we're outta beer! We ain't got no PBR left!"
Commander Maynerd, an overweight man in a greasy wife beater and jeans, comes storming out the door.
"Hey, we need a couple of you ta take the truck and git down to the Wally-Mart to pick up some beer. We can't fight a racial holey war against the heathen mud folk if we ain't got no PBR."