Whit Supermicky: The Drunken Hillbilly RPG

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Tavern Explorer said:
Breaking from his crouching spot Tommy executes a beautiful parkour roll to lay prone and burst-fire on the Con Faggots under the van.
"FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH!"
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Ned (Horror Movie Character 1
Detective 5
SJW 2)
attempts to dodge the hail of plastic pellets. He rolls a 5.
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4590774/
Tommy rolls a 7.
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4590775/
Ned is overtaken by the hail of plastic pellets and curls up into a ball, muttering "jeepers, jeepers" over and over again.
Now it's up to Tommy to decide his fate...
 
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I have 9 shots in my pistol, one in the barrel and eight in the magazine - so I have 7 shots left

Buster sees that Ned, although not eager to fight, might be a tough opponent and need something more effective than Tommy's plastic pellets to stop him. He takes aim and squeezes off a round.

You ain't getting off that easy, buddy! Buster taunts.
 
Tommy bolts forward and tries to pull Ned out of the hick's line of fire.
"Whoah okay, like CHILL! WHAT THE FUCK! He's like MY kill okay, like CHILL!"
 
Grand Number of Pounds said:
I have 9 shots in my pistol, one in the barrel and eight in the magazine - so I have 7 shots left

Buster sees that Ned, although not eager to fight, might be a tough opponent and need something more effective than Tommy's plastic pellets to stop him. He takes aim and squeezes off a round.

You ain't getting off that easy, buddy! Buster taunts.
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Wait, the person who defeated the opponent decides his fate. Should I just have the bullet ricochet off the van and kill Lee or just have it miss completely?
 
Randall Fragg said:
AD rolls for Tomgirl.
He gets a 2.
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4590717/
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As Cletus's boil-covered cockhead batters at AD's anus, suddenly the SJW’s portal gave way, and the swollen head of Cletus’s cock popped through into the forbidden halls of his bowels. Cletus’s pleased yodel is drowned out by AD’s scream of agony.

The corpulant hillbilly begins to pump away in earnest, his bulging obese hips and thighs slamming brutally against AD’s ass. His heavy, furry balls slapped against the lil fagget's ass merrily, creating a hootinany in his ballsack that pleased Cletus mightily. Blood, a thin smear of feces, and Cletus’s moonshine/skunk blood aftershave lubricated AD's pooper until it was as hot and slippery as Cletus’s own sister/mother’s cunt.

as he nears climax, cletus's hands reach round AD's neck in order to get the terminal tightening his grandpappy taught him to get when fuckin a lil fagget like this

Cletus rolls a 13
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4590782/
 
The 9mm bullet ricochets off the van's fender, and enters Lee, who's still trying to stab himself with the plastic katana. It strikes his medulla oblongata, and kills him near instantaneously. He slumps over in a pool of blood.
 
Judge Holden said:
As Cletus's boil-covered cockhead batters at AD's anus, suddenly the SJW’s portal gave way, and the swollen head of Cletus’s cock popped through into the forbidden halls of his bowels. Cletus’s pleased yodel is drowned out by AD’s scream of agony.

The corpulant hillbilly begins to pump away in earnest, his bulging obese hips and thighs slamming brutally against AD’s ass. His heavy, furry balls slapped against the lil fagget's ass merrily, creating a hootinany in his ballsack that pleased Cletus mightily. Blood, a thin smear of feces, and Cletus’s moonshine/skunk blood aftershave lubricated AD's pooper until it was as hot and slippery as Cletus’s own sister/mother’s cunt.

as he nears climax, cletus's hands reach round AD's neck in order to get the terminal tightening his grandpappy taught him to get when fuckin a lil fagget like this

Cletus rolls a 13
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4590782/
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He doesn't need to. ADF's already been defeated, so you're free to decide his fate...
 
As the fagget's neck is snapped like a baby's arm, Cletus bellows in orgasm as his sickly yellow jizzum surges through AD's bowels until it begins seeping out his moth, nose, and tearducts. Satiated, Cletus collapses on top of the dead faggot, unconcious yet again as he breaths deeply the smell of freshly fucked mancunt

Ok im goin to bed soon, so im gonna need Cletus to be hauled back into the van once you are finished killin the rest. also if you leave one alive and chain xir up next to me for when i wake, ill be much obliged
 
Buster whoops with glee

Woohoo! I done got muh first kill! Guess we'll hafta go out to da reservoir tonight, huh fellers?

He looks over at Cletus

Damn!
 
"Jesus christ, that's like gross and shit."
Tommy pulls Ned to a standing position, trying to not look at the mess Cletus has made. He looks over the Con Faggot's faggoty frame with wolf-like scrutiny.

"Okay Con Faggot, so like here's like what's going on okay, you're like my prisoner of war and shit so you're like part of the squad, okay? Like I'm like pretty much basically a GOD okay, and I'm like kind and shit, so you're gonna be like my apprentice okay, and like, like, uh, like a BABY WOLF, okay, you're gonna like learn like from me basically, and like you're gonna like learn, right, and like GROW, right, until you're like more than just a Con Faggot but like an actual like basic like Muhreen. So like if this isn't like completely like, over your civvie comprehension, like throw me a salute and some shit, okay?"
 
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Can I play too, prags?
 
Might i suggest the con-faggot be a black guy we are all too stupid to notice is black?

also i have.....ideas for an occasion when we need to go somewhere in blackface (hint: it involves cletus's poo)
 
CompyRex said:
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Can I play too, prags?
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Sure. Just read up on the rules (posted at the beginning of the thread) and create a character. Maybe you could join up at the town or something. Oh, and there's still a weeaboo on the loose.
 
Judge Holden said:
Might i suggest the con-faggot be a black guy we are all too stupid to notice is black?

also i have.....ideas for an occasion when we need to go somewhere in blackface (hint: it involves cletus's poo)
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I was thinking more like SJW Fred from Scooby-Doo. Maybe make the anime chick who's still on the loose be black?
 
Maybe Compy could come runnin down the road from the compound because he heard gunshots.

I thought Dynastia was going after the weeb
 
Randall Fragg said:
I was thinking more like SJW Fred from Scooby-Doo. Maybe make the anime chick who's still on the loose be black?
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........deal

(but im still gonna find a way to smear my syphilitic poo on all yall's faces. mark my words)
 
Grand Number of Pounds said:
Maybe Compy could come runnin down the road from the compound because he heard gunshots.

I thought Dynastia was going after the weeb
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Maynerd is already coming, so if Compy's ready by then he can be tagging along to investigate the gunshots.
 
Ah, crap, I forgot all about Maynerd. I wonder if he'll be pissed at us for not getting that far, or for shootin'

So two con faggots dead and we got a niggo weeb on the loose, and Grainz is trying to convert Ned from SJW to whit supermickyist
 
Grand Number of Pounds said:
Ah, crap, I forgot all about Maynerd. I wonder if he'll be pissed at us for not getting that far, or for shootin'

So two con faggots dead and we got a niggo weeb on the loose, and Grainz is trying to convert Ned from SJW to whit supermickyist
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Oh, combats ended, so you have all your dice back. And don't worry about Maynerd, this happens all the time.
 
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