Whit Supermicky: The Drunken Hillbilly RPG

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Buster looks at Jamal and walks back to the truck- "I don't want no trouble with dem weirdos, brah, but Cletus be goin' after em now, and ya know there ain't no stoppin' Cletus when he wants his sexy time. Mabbe if someone's got a brick or a two by four we could hit him in the back of da head and put him back in da truck, but that'll just make him want it more."
 
Buster looks at Jamal and walks back to the truck- "I don't want no trouble with dem weirdos, brah, but Cletus be goin' after em now, and ya know there ain't no stoppin' Cletus when he wants his sexy time."
Jamal tries to tune in the radio to a good ol' southern station.
"Yeah I know, that's why I'm waiting inside the cab. Cletus can have much fun as he wants. I'll stand out of his way."
 
Ok can someone walk cletus through the combat process briefly? i be a lil rusty
 
What happens if your character gets killed or arrested? Are you out of the game or do you get a new character?
If you get "killed" or arrested you go to court. And yes, you can do as many courtrooms antics as you like. If you do get convicted you can make a new character or come back as the same character in another campaign. (You broke out of prison). Or do both.
 
Ok can someone walk cletus through the combat process briefly? i be a lil rusty
Basically, combat is both parties rolling the amount of die attributed to their relevant cliche. For AD, his relevant cliche would be Queerumist Revolutionary. As he has three dice attributed to that cliche, he rolls three 6-sided dice. Now, you must roll against your most applicable cliche. Who ever gets the higher number "wins" this round of combat. The loser removes one dice from his cliche for the remainder of the fight (you get them all back when combat ends). When one party reaches 0 dice, he has been defeated, and the winner gets to decide his fate.
 
As the vibrator flies in his direction, Cletus has ripped off his dungerees, revealing his repulsively obese naked body smeared with blood, feces, popped boils and a strange yellow discharge, and charges at the SJW bellowing
IM GONNA RAPE YOU LIKE A BABY!
As his mouldy, shit smeared and hariy genitals flap against his mammoth thighs and underbelly
Psychotic Violence 4
Country Cookin 1
Pig Squealing Proficancy 4
Hygine Issues 3

Cletus rolls a 19

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4590546/

 
The vibrator bounces harmlessly against Cletus's flab. Cletus grabs it, turns it on, and throws it back, clobbering AD in the face.
AD stumbles backwards, grabs a horse sized dildo from the back of the van, and prepares to assault Cletus. "Come at me shitlord!" He screeches, and menacingly minces in your general direction.
He rolls an eight.
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4590642/
 
Ned has a sudden case of dirty crapped briefs at the sight of Cletus's nekked form.
"ZOINKS!" he yells as he dives under the van.
Jamie
(Weeaboo 3
SJW 2
Horror Movie Character 1)

and Lee
(Weeaboo 3
SJW 1
Homestruck Fan 1
Horror Movie Character 2)

bravely draw their plastic Authentic Replica Katanas and charge towards the Tobias and the truck, yelling in broken Japanese.
 
Holding his erect corkscrew penis now grown to over a foot in length and 2 inches in girth in one hand frantically beating off to get his juices flowing, Cletus continues his charge towards AD, grasping at the fagget's cloths in an attempt to rip them off
WHEN IM THROUGH FUCKIN YER TIGHT BABY ASS YER GONNA HAVE TO SHIT THROUGH YOUR BELLY BUTTON

Cletus rolls a 15
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4590652/
 
Can I take on one of them now? If I do I'll drop my gun and wrassle with Lee - or can I shoot him? I'd prefer to shoot him and be over with it - can we do combo attacks? If so I'll throw stones at him first, then wrassle

I have no idea how to roll the die on invisible castle, my die scores for wrasslin and shootin are both 3

throwin is 2

Shootin - 3
Wrasslin - 3
Throwin - 2
Fixin Uppin - 2
 
Can I take on one of them now? If I do I'll drop my gun and wrassle with Lee - or can I shoot him? I'd prefer to shoot him and be over with it

I have no idea how to roll the die on invisible castle, my die scores for wrasslin and shootin are both 3
Go ahead. I can roll for you.
 
Buster drops his gun and runs at Lee, letting out a Rebel Yell.

"I'm gonna wrassle ya and make ya squel like a li'l piggy, friggin weirdo!"
 
Holding his erect corkscrew penis now grown to over a foot in length and 2 inches in girth in one hand frantically beating off to get his juices flowing, Cletus continues his charge towards AD, grasping at the fagget's cloths in an attempt to rip them off
WHEN IM THROUGH FUCKIN YER TIGHT BABY ASS YER GONNA HAVE TO SHIT THROUGH YOUR BELLY BUTTON

Cletus rolls a 15
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4590652/
ADF's dildo-sword smacks across Cletus's face, but to no avail. AD turns ghostly pale as he realizes just how fucked he is.
Cletus grabs his left jacket sleeve, and AD shrieks as he lamely attempts to slap Cletus away with the dildo sword, his flabby, underdeveloped muscles working harder than they ever have.
AD rolls a five.
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4590660/
 
Buster drops his gun and runs at Lee, letting out a Rebel Yell.

"I'm gonna wrassle ya and make ya squel like a li'l piggy, friggin weirdo!"
Buster rolls a five
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4590664/
Lee rolls a twelve
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4590665/

Despite all logical reasoning that large angry redneck beats small, wimpy Asian otaku, exactly that happens. Lee, upon seeing the pissed off guy charging at him, freezes, lets out a sound something like "eeeeeckp", covers his eyes with his left hand, and wildly swings the katana with his right. In a stoke of blind luck he smacks Buster in the knee with the hard plastic.
"Aww, sunofa bitch!" yells Buster, as he dances around clasping his left knee.
 
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ADF's dildo-sword smacks across Cletus's face, but to no avail. AD turns ghostly pale as he realizes just how fucked he is.
Cletus grabs his left jacket sleeve, and AD shrieks as he lamely attempts to slap Cletus away with the dildo sword, his flabby, underdeveloped muscles working harder than they ever have.
AD rolls a five.
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4590660/

Using this leverage to leap on the man, Cletus bends the lil fagget over and attempts to rip off his pantaloons while his shit stained errection begins to moisten

Cletus rolls an 11
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4590677/
 
Using this leverage to leap on the man, Cletus bends the lil fagget over and attempts to rip off his pantaloons while his shit stained errection begins to moisten

Cletus rolls an 11
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4590677/
AD goes down hard. He attempts to scramble away, but his weak tranny arms refuse to move. He feels a cold rush of air as Cletus rips off his shitstained pants, exposing his flabby, rash covered ass. A sharpie message, "if found, return to nearest glory hole" winks up at Cletus. ADF whimpers in fear as he feels Cletus's drool on the back of his neck.
 
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