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Chris, having completely lost touch with reality, will just blandly announce that she's been dimensionally merged and is still alive as a pony somewhere. Meanwhile, the corpse will be rotting in the next room.
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Chris, having completely lost touch with reality, will just blandly announce that she's been dimensionally merged and is still alive as a pony somewhere. Meanwhile, the corpse will be rotting in the next room.
Some Le Ebig Troll would probably buy it for a ridiculous sum.
Considering that the house will legally belong to the bank once Barb dies, regardless of how much money any of the Chandlers have (due to her incredible and rather avaricious reverse mortgage decision) the bank would probably have to do something about that.
Does Barb have a life insurance policy?
I don't think she got a reverse mortgage. I'm pretty sure it was a second mortgage.due to her incredible and rather avaricious reverse mortgage decision
I don't think she got a reverse mortgage. I'm pretty sure it was a second mortgage.
It's just a normal mortgage. The ultimate result will be the same, though.
There's a chance that Chris will become the real life Buffalo bill
She could've gotten Chris more help for his autism, but I guess I could give her a pass since she's so old.I recently had a small realization re: Barb: She is already living her personal hell at the moment. Seriously, her entire post-Chris existence has been her punishment for whatever she did before she met Bob.
I mean, imagine raising an autistic child, helping him speak after a period of silence, then helping him through whatever school bullying he got, then dealing with him getting suspended from college for being exceptional and chimping out at the dean, not to mention dealing with multiple arrests for being exceptional in malls, then seeing your favorite manchild-dumping place ban him for being exceptional there, now add in the constant trolling and harassment the Chandlers received for over a decade, him trooning out, the housefire he caused..etc.
Only for him to show you his pimp hand because some other autists threatened him with a moon laser that will kill his Sanic OCs.
White trash homewrecker and rampant liar (at least as far as her various husbands are concerned).On a slightly different note, do we know what her life was like before meeting Bob?
White trash homewrecker and rampant liar (at least as far as her various husbands are concerned).
I'm sure Chris can tell us all about thatHard to know what even they saw in her. Must have sucked a mean dick back in the day.
If he accepts her estate yes. So if he decides to keep the house he takes on all her debt but if not he's homeless and her debt gets written offIf Barb is worse in debt than Chris wouldn't those debts roll over onto Chris?
I really doubt Chris would kill himself. He doesn't bottle anything up and if he were suicidal we would have heard about it by now considering he didn't filter out anything else as being too personalReal talk here, niggas, real talk:
Chris is definitely going to end up in someone's care. Group home, family friend, family (Unlikely. VERY VERY unlikely), or maybe even one of his Facebook friends will take pity on him and invite him to stay with them before trying to get him into a group home. As for his reaction, he'd call 911, but given his track record (Shoving sharp shards up his ass, macing people, and making bathroom coffee, to name a few), it's unlikely he'd call them first. And for sure, he'd make a Facebook post about how he's scared, cold, and alone in such a big, big house. Will Chris commit suicide? Maybe. We've never really seen him suicidal, nor at the brink, but then again he never really talked about being suicidal, so he could probably be keeping those feelings bottled up. I won't lie, this'll be a scary, yet interesting moment for Chris's life. It's territory we've only theorized about, going based only on what happened when Bob died. When Bob died, though, Chris had people to turn to, and Bard. But now? We're not entirely sure.
He absolutely bottles things up, and doesn't seem to have many avenues for serious emotional release. He's not exactly thrilled with where his life's at. That's most apparent in his fantasy escapism. He's also previously expressed suicidal thoughts, but views suicide as wrong.I really doubt Chris would kill himself. He doesn't bottle anything up and if he were suicidal we would have heard about it by now considering he didn't filter out anything else as being too personal
Obviously it's not in his best interest to inherit the estate. But he might choose to cling onto it for sentimental value.If he accepts her estate yes. So if he decides to keep the house he takes on all her debt but if not he's homeless and her debt gets written off
The thing is, though, that he would hang his suicidal thoughts over everyone's heads if they did exist. He would probably throw it in when chastising someone for making fun of him, i.e. "America's favorite game, kick the suicidal autistic".He absolutely bottles things up, and doesn't seem to have many avenues for serious emotional release. He's not exactly thrilled with where his life's at. That's most apparent in his fantasy escapism. He's also previously expressed suicidal thoughts, but views suicide as wrong.