Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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thismanlies said:
Obviously it's not in his best interest to inherit the estate. But he might choose to cling onto it for sentimental value.

I wonder if setting him up with a rental house in which he could move his toys would convince him to let go of 14 BLC. His financial situation won't improve by any stretch of the imagination, but at least he won't have the ball and chain that is Barb's poor financial decisions weighing him down.
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Moving out is going to be the best thing that could happen for Chris. 14 branchland court is a toxic enviroment.
 
Do we have any pics of Barb when she was younger? Was she a babe?
 
Yellow Yam Scam said:
Do we have any pics of Barb when she was younger? Was she a babe?
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Barb's senior photo, for your consideration.

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White bubblegum said:
She could've gotten Chris more help for his autism, but I guess I could give her a pass since she's so old.

But she could've kept his behavior in check. She didn't have to move away. She could've gotten help for her hoarding problem. Her life might be hell now, but for the decades Chris has been alive she could've made a change. On a slightly different note, do we know what her life was like before meeting Bob? We know she was complete trailer park trash, but any specifics?
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Barb was probably a complete slutty cunt prior to Bob.
 
fiu0cm said:
He absolutely bottles things up, and doesn't seem to have many avenues for serious emotional release. He's not exactly thrilled with where his life's at. That's most apparent in his fantasy escapism. He's also previously expressed suicidal thoughts, but views suicide as wrong.
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What did he say that would indicate he's suicidal?
 
Kosher Dill said:
He's mentioned it a few times, but generally in really childish ways. I don't think he's ever seriously been considering taking his own life.
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He said that if he went to jail, he'd kill himself through starvation. That's what motivated him to hire a hooker, he didn't want to die a virgin.
 
Honestly the idea of finding a rental house for Chris is probably some thing his WhiteKnights should really try to help him do. Barb is going to completely keep making his life worse. I'm sure if he was in a rental situation and his WhiteKnights explained he can't let garbage pile up, he'd actually be tossing it out.

I mean he might still never learn how to use a kitchen but I suspect Chris wouldn't actually have food containers laying around to the point Barb seemingly has. I mean didn't Bob have a weird infestation when he kicked the bucket, which I suspect was entirely caused by the piles of moldering organic trash?
 
Marvin said:
He said that if he went to jail, he'd kill himself through starvation. That's what motivated him to hire a hooker, he didn't want to die a virgin.
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Things that will never happen: Chris successfully starving himself in prison. Even if he had the strength of will, they'll tube a bitch.
 
Guardsman42 said:
Honestly the idea of finding a rental house for Chris is probably some thing his WhiteKnights should really try to help him do. Barb is going to completely keep making his life worse. I'm sure if he was in a rental situation and his WhiteKnights explained he can't let garbage pile up, he'd actually be tossing it out.

I mean he might still never learn how to use a kitchen but I suspect Chris wouldn't actually have food containers laying around to the point Barb seemingly has. I mean didn't Bob have a weird infestation when he kicked the bucket, which I suspect was entirely caused by the piles of moldering organic trash?
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Yeah, Chris can work within restrictions, like bills or space. Those sorts of things autists do well. Problem is, he's never been exposed to such restrictions.

Also he sometimes cooks at 14BC.
SheCameForNecky said:
Things that will never happen: Chris successfully starving himself in prison. Even if he had the strength of will, they'll tube a bitch.
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Definitely. However Chris didn't realize that. He thought it'd be easy-peasy.

Heh, I'd love to watch Chris try, because his will would probably break at some inopportune time, like 3AM and he'd start screeching "OK I'M DONE STARVING MYSELF I WANT FOOD" and no one would come, and he'd have to deal with a few more hours of legit starvation until breakfast.
 
Marvin said:
Heh, I'd love to watch Chris try, because his will would probably break at some inopportune time, like 3AM and he'd start screeching "OK I'M DONE STARVING MYSELF I WANT FOOD" and no one would come, and he'd have to deal with a few more hours of legit starvation until breakfast.
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You sweet, ignorant man. We always have snacks available in prison, boiled eggs with juice or a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. If you're allergic to both nuts and eggs, you can have a turkey sandwich.

Let me tell you who Chris would be in prison: He'd be the cunt who claimed he was "allergic" to everything until he got ice cream, figure out that exploiting conditions got you a private room in the infirmary with a TV, and because he has a dick, he'd be swarmed with girls.

I can see him making heart signs at his boo and screaming for someone to pop his door so he could scuttle over to see her. Chris would LOVE prison.

ETA: They also round every 15 minutes in prison. If some guard refused to give him a snack, some higher ranking officer would probably buy him something out of the vending machine to spare themselves the bitching.
 
SheCameForNecky said:
You sweet, ignorant man. We always have snacks available in prison, boiled eggs with juice or a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. If you're allergic to both nuts and eggs, you can have a turkey sandwich.

Let me tell you who Chris would be in prison: He'd be the cunt who claimed he was "allergic" to everything until he got ice cream, figure out that exploiting conditions got you a private room in the infirmary with a TV, and because he has a dick, he'd be swarmed with girls.

I can see him making heart signs at his boo and screaming for someone to pop his door so he could scuttle over to see her. Chris would LOVE prison.

ETA: They also round every 15 minutes in prison. If some guard refused to give him a snack, some higher ranking officer would probably buy him something out of the vending machine to spare themselves the bitching.
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Well shit, you must've been in a much nicer jail than I was.
 
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