Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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RomanesEuntDomus said:
It's guaranteed to make you a Kiwifarms -nay!- an Internet Legend!
Women will fawn over you, men will envy you. All you need to do is pick up a pickle suit, sneak into the funeral home that is embalming Barb, chug her out of the coffin and hide inside there until the funeral starts so you can burst out with a mighty, resounding roar of JULAAAAY when the ceremony is at its peak.

It's even better than rifling through the garbage that was bad enough that even a compulsive hoarder like Barb threw it away.
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If you can find an autistic kamikaze to don the pickle suit, I volunteer to sneak in before hand, to replace the funeral-program on everyone's seats with a funeral-program containing ShecameforCWC as a centerfold.

autistic jokes aside, I assume Barb's funeral will be incredibly depressing. Who would even show up aside Chris and maybe Rocky (well, and some trolls maybe)?
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Well, Barb has some family that we know of, but hardly ever hear about. I suppose some of them might show up. A thing I'm curious about, is whether Chris will put his own autistic touches on the funeral, without Barb there to suppress his Chris-chan instincts.

Instead of the picture of the deceased that's usually there, I could imagine him putting up a picture he drew.

And will he put on a suit, or decide to shit all over Barb's (And the ol' Lumberjacks) wishes and show up in a dress? Will that God-awful Pony horn make an appearance? Chris will be unhinged after all, and for the first time without an actual adult to put a stop to his sperging.

One thing is for sure, it'll be the Chris-chan event of the decade.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if Barb can keep going for a really long time, actually.

Yup, her health is shot, but human willpower can sometimes stave off death for a long time.

And since Barb knows what we know: Her death will be the iceberg to Chris's Titanic, I wouldn't be surprised if Chris is in his 40ies before she kicks the bucket.
 
Relentless requests for handouts and ass-pattings the likes of which we've already never seen before.

And the toy horde will loom in the background, unsold.
 
AnOminous said:
That 95% is going to require a sudden infusion of cash to replace the Barb tugboat which just disappeared. Chris will suddenly have no toy money as his own tugboat is consumed entirely.

I think he will use Barb's death to blubber and beg for money, because unlike now, he'll actually need it for necessities and not just to buy toys.
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He'll just have barb stuffed by a taxidermist. After he sells her off to the w.eens, he'll have enough toy money to last another year
 
Fapcop said:
Instead of the picture of the deceased that's usually there, I could imagine him putting up a picture he drew.
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Thanks for the mental image of Chris bringing a picture of the Sonichu family sad and his mother as a pony and putting it on the casket.

Fapcop said:
Well, Barb has some family that we know of, but hardly ever hear about. I suppose some of them might show up.
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Outside of that one aunt, there doesn't seem to be any other people that can stomach Barb. Even Bob had issues with people coming to his funeral and he didn't seem to be as hated as Barb is.

It'll probably be Rocky, Chris, one or two people from the Pokemon club, and some some creditors.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Thanks for the mental image of Chris bringing a picture of the Sonichu family sad and his mother as a pony and putting it on the casket.



Outside of that one aunt, there doesn't seem to be any other people that can stomach Barb. Even Bob had issues with people coming to his funeral and he didn't seem to be as hated as Barb is.

It'll probably be Rocky, Chris, one or two people from the Pokemon club, and some some creditors.
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A small group no doubt. They could save on those little flags on their way to the grave.
 
DecrepitSimonla said:
If Chris had/has any control in it, I can see him forcing sonichu into his mothers funeral
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Oh of course, there will be a crying Sonichu face on the little funeral pamphlet thing they give out, like when his dog died. He'll find a way to make it all about him. I can just imagine her obituary in the local paper: "mother of Christine Weston Chandler, lesbian transgender woman and original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu and the city of CWCville. Christine was born Christopher Weston Chandler but then Christian Weston Chandler because of the bear..." and somehow figures out a way to mention "the trolls".

I have such a vivid mental picture of him wearing one of those old fashioned black veils like Jackie Kennedy, driving 10 mph under the limit with his turn signal on the whole way, pieces of the lego casket falling off with each bump he hits on the way to the cemetery.
 
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DecrepitSimonla said:
If Chris had/has any control in it, I can see him forcing sonichu into his mothers funeral
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Barb's "funeral" is going to be a quick zip through the crematorium on Max Blast, and then a crematory worker putting a ziploc bag of ashes into the alcove where Bob's ashes are already enshrined. Once Chris finds out how much it costs to hold a stereotypical TV funeral with Reverend Lovejoy reading the Bible in the rain as they lower the casket into the grave, there's no chance of it happening.
 
I don't like the idea of cremation. It ruins the body.

One time someone said to me they are getting cremated when they die because they don't want to be trapped in a coffin forever. But being burned isn't fun either.

But you don't feel the burning because your dead. Well you don't know your in a coffin if your dead either.
 
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