Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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Fapcop said:
I wouldn't be surprised if Barb can keep going for a really long time, actually.

Yup, her health is shot, but human willpower can sometimes stave off death for a long time.

And since Barb knows what we know: Her death will be the iceberg to Chris's Titanic, I wouldn't be surprised if Chris is in his 40ies before she kicks the bucket.
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Implying that Chris will make it to his 40's with his pathetically inactive lifestyle and fast food diet...
 
WorldsSmartestManRonOTool said:
She'll probably go another 5-10 years, it always seems to be those people that everyone thinks have one foot in the grave who outlive everybody.
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She definitely plays her frailty up for the camera, so she's probably in better shape than she appears. Plus it's always the biggest assholes who live the longest. It's because God hates us all.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
Plus it's always the biggest assholes who live the longest. It's because God hates us all.
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Or it could be their punishment. I am reminded of what Peggy said in the King Of The Hill episode where Hank's father dies.

"You want to die alone? Fine. You want to keep coming back and never die? That's fine too. In fact, I hope you do go on living forever as the unhappy person you are in the hell you have created here on earth. I hope you live forever. I really do."
 
Kosher Dill said:
I'm sure they'd be willing to donate a few factory seconds.
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The scariest part is that it almost actually worked the first time. If so this forum would probably die about as slowly as Barb is right now.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
"Chris is really boring since he burned to death."
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Regardless of his extreme dumbassery, he is not likely to do himself in any time soon due to an equally extreme amount of dumb luck.

He could Keurig his house repeatedly and still outlive every single one of us at the rate he's going.

That, and Barb probably still has at least another decade in her. The longer it takes for her to pass away, the more hopelessly fucked Chris will be at the end.
 
Where were you when Barb died? Sorry for bad English.

Be at home drinking brain juice.

Friend calls me phone.

"Barb is dead."

"No."
 
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Where were you when Barb died? Sorry for bad English.

Be at home drinking brain juice.

Friend calls me phone.

"Barb is dead."

"No."
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The real question is, will David Hasselhoff do an impromptu concert on top of her corpse? Or will Donald Trump claim to see Kiwis celebrating on the streets of Richmond?
 
CWCissey said:
The real question is, will David Hasselhoff do an impromptu concert on top of her corpse? Or will Donald Trump claim to see Kiwis celebrating on the streets of Richmond?
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Chris will probably be put into some form of assisted living at behest of one of his therapists realistically. He'll be under more control and held to higher expectations than he ever has been in his life. Under this pressure he'd probably be prone to violent lash outs and go to jail if he doesn't whore himself or spend the rest of his life in a tiny flat with his autism bux if he somehow doesn't get evicted from there first for not being able to budget for rent or being a general nuisance. He may prostitute himself for Valium but I can't see him having any takers. He may resort to theft.
All I can really see happening to him is him getting ass raped in prison.
 
I have the true and honest feeling that even if he gets evicted from branch land court trolls will gladly give him cash and maybe even a place to stay with them, not every day someone can get an inhome lolcow that can milked at convenience.

i can imagine at now, the fight over the roommates stolen steak and the dirty bathroom fight saga...
 
raansudesu said:
I have the true and honest feeling that even if he gets evicted from branch land court trolls will gladly give him cash and maybe even a place to stay with them, not every day someone can get an inhome lolcow that can milked at convenience.

i can imagine at now, the fight over the roommates stolen steak and the dirty bathroom fight saga...
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Anyone who takes in Chris deserves their inevitable halal thread.
 
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