Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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Barb will outlive all of us.

She's clearly one of those bitter old cunts who get to live to 120 running on nothing other than pure spite.
 
raansudesu said:
I have the true and honest feeling that even if he gets evicted from branch land court trolls will gladly give him cash and maybe even a place to stay with them, not every day someone can get an inhome lolcow that can milked at convenience.

i can imagine at now, the fight over the roommates stolen steak and the dirty bathroom fight saga...
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Volunteering to house Chris is like giving yourself herpes, you are stuck with it for life.
 
ModeloEspecial said:
Didn't Waterman want people to rent out an office, make a fake job for Chris, then wire it with cameras so people could spy on him?
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Waterman is as thick as pig shit, he knows very well Chris will never accept any job that does not involve sitting on his ass at home playing with toys, even then Chris would complain about the "adult" stress.
 
I would imagine that if Chris would still be making Sonichu comics, having to fend for himself would probably manifest itself as something akin to Count Graduon.
 
I highly doubt Barb's death will be met with much respect. Bob gave us memes about lumberjacks, Barb gave us horrifying revelations that she spooned with her own son.
 
I know Chris' tugboat got increased by like $500 when Bob dropped because of his survivor's benefit. Will the same thing happen when Barb goes? Would he have enough money to pay the mortgage and utilities or will the banks come scoop up the property?
 
PickleMan92 said:
I know Chris' tugboat got increased by like $500 when Bob dropped because of his survivor's benefit. Will the same thing happen when Barb goes? Would he have enough money to pay the mortgage and utilities or will the banks come scoop up the property?
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Assuming the first scenario, he'll be forced to choose between Lego sets and bills for the first time in his life. I believe that there's a second mortgage on the house? Even if the amount was enough I could see the home being foreclosed simply because Chris "forgot" to pay and bought Lego and pony stuff instead.

35 years old, people. I just can't get over it.
 
After Barb evolves to a heavenly Snorlax, the best thing for Chris would be a grouphome
with other exceptional, autistic individuals.

He'd resist the idea as hard as he could, probably kicking and screaming the entire way.

But once there, he'd benefit from a daily rhythm, and wouldn't have to worry about all the adult things like bills that stress him out.

And socially, it'd be just like high school for him, except instead of galpals he'd be surrounded by other tards who share his interests and peculiarities.

Chris would probably be one of the smartest/well functioning tards, which would greatly appeal to his innate sense of being a big deal. He'd be the cock of the block, and might actually have a few people look up to him and praise him unironically. It's

Alas, for numerous reasons, it'll never happen!
 
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