Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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I had a personal lolcow drinking buddy who combined Chris qualities with Peter Griffin awhile back. His Mommy gave him $200 a day to do whatever. She died while I was away from town and he pretty much ended up homeless in his late fourties.
 
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Shiversblood said:
Some people actually do hide the bodies of old people who die in a hoarder house because it's easier on them than doing the alternative. And since barb has no real friends she sees on a consistent basis I think Chris chan could hide barbs dead body in the house for years and years before anyone thinks anything suspicious is going on.

He could prop her dead body up in a chair (she spends a lot of time sleeping in a chair anyway so no big difference) and then in his mind Chris chan can convince himself that she is actually still alive, and will be able to have conversations with her corpse as if she was truly alive. It may not be ideal, but he may go this route.
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True, but after 3 or 4 months she would smell worse than :briefs: and her skin consistance would be similar to cottage cheese, but a light white green color.
 
When Barb dies, Chris's Stress will go through the roof because he's going to have to get an ambulance and probably the fire department to remove the body, at which point the city is going to slap him with a notice to clean the hoard. Barb's death is going to put him on the map of adult protective services as well as reveal the depths of how much she fucked him financially.
 
Barb will sense death coming for her, but she'll decide she wants to die on her own terms. Like the heathens of old, she'll want to go out in flames. She'll turn the whole hoard into her pyre, and try to drag Chris down to hell with her.
The only thing left will be the ashes of a thousand bags of goodwill junk to mark the passing of some of the most useless human beings to walk the earth.
 
Aldora said:
As autistic as Chris is, as soon as something happens to Barb, he will be screaming at 911 on the phone and then posting about it(if Chris is very upset)
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He would dial 911 if she was sick and something wrong was happening to her yeah.

But what if she was laying there motionless mouth open and eyes wide open, not moving. Clearly dead for at least a hour or two. The paramedics wouldn't be able to help in that situation. So dialing 911 would only be to report the situation.

Sometimes it is hard to part with something.
 
Shiversblood said:
He would dial 911 if she was sick and something wrong was happening to her yeah.

But what if she was laying there motionless mouth open and eyes wide open, not moving. Clearly dead for at least a hour or two. The paramedics wouldn't be able to help in that situation. So dialing 911 would only be to report the situation.

Sometimes it is hard to part with something.
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Chris called 911 because she was not answering his phone, he does not think logically for obvious reasons.
 
Chris might get help from Rocky and church ladies to clean out the hoard and maybe set up an estate sale. He won't be able to stay there and the dogs and cats will have to be put down. That would suck for his mental state, but be hilarious when he freaks out because of the stress.
 
Holliday Special said:
Chris might get help from Rocky and church ladies to clean out the hoard and maybe set up an estate sale. He won't be able to stay there and the dogs and cats will have to be put down. That would suck for his mental state, but be hilarious when he freaks out because of the stress.
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Well, he deserves it if it happens.
 
Didn't Borb already left this reality, letting her mindless, decaying body on the miserable place known as 14 Branchland Court?

Even tough she is a living corpse, Fatty still buys her expensive useless stuff that he could had used for the bills.
 
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