Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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Alec Benson Leary said:
Nah. He'll just put it all on the curb and expect the garbage men to take it leave his door open with a sign taped to it saying "GARBAGE HERE" and wait for the garbage men to come inside and clean it out.
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Barb will just be rolled up in a rug and thrown into the greenhouse, feeding the next generation of possums and feral cats.
 
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Hyperion said:
I hope Barb lives long enough to see all of her debts come crashing down on her instead of Chris.

Live Barb!
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In a perfect world Chris would be tortured to death, we don't live in a perfect world so Chris never escaping Barb's debts is the closest we will have.
 
ObeseScreamingBlackMan said:
Does he want to keep living at 14BLC, though? Since Bob died it's seemed like more of a prison than a home. A prison full of Goodwill Barbage.
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Hard to say. To the best of my memory he seemed neither overtly pleased nor displeased at having to spend the better part of a year in a rental house. To him it was probably just another of life's everyday problems, like shitting oneself.
 
StraightShooter said:
If she dies I have a feeling his SSI benefits will end up getting him into some type of subsidized housing program so he won't just end up on the street; though I doubt most of those subsidized housing come with free internet; so he might end up having to go to the local library from now on to post online.

Worse case scenario is he'll end up on the street and probably find some homeless shelter to live at.
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He could always work as Carlos Chantor or Stephanie Bustcakes
 
I don't know how Barb's death will hit Fatty

She the last person in the world he can deal with on a daily bases and the very last one he thinks loves him.

On the other hand she's pretty much destroying his future and makes his day to day a lot harder then it should be so I'm very curious to see what happens.
 
Some people actually do hide the bodies of old people who die in a hoarder house because it's easier on them than doing the alternative. And since barb has no real friends she sees on a consistent basis I think Chris chan could hide barbs dead body in the house for years and years before anyone thinks anything suspicious is going on.

He could prop her dead body up in a chair (she spends a lot of time sleeping in a chair anyway so no big difference) and then in his mind Chris chan can convince himself that she is actually still alive, and will be able to have conversations with her corpse as if she was truly alive. It may not be ideal, but he may go this route.
 
Shiversblood said:
Some people actually do hide the bodies of old people who die in a hoarder house because it's easier on them than doing the alternative. And since barb has no real friends she sees on a consistent basis I think Chris chan could hide barbs dead body in the house for years and years before anyone thinks anything suspicious is going on.

He could prop her dead body up in a chair (she spends a lot of time sleeping in a chair anyway so no big difference) and then in his mind Chris chan can convince himself that she is actually still alive, and will be able to have conversations with her corpse as if she was truly alive. It may not be ideal, but he may go this route.
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I sure fucking hope Stinky Winky isn't into necrophilia.
 
Shiversblood said:
Some people actually do hide the bodies of old people who die in a hoarder house because it's easier on them than doing the alternative. And since barb has no real friends she sees on a consistent basis I think Chris chan could hide barbs dead body in the house for years and years before anyone thinks anything suspicious is going on.

He could prop her dead body up in a chair (she spends a lot of time sleeping in a chair anyway so no big difference) and then in his mind Chris chan can convince himself that she is actually still alive, and will be able to have conversations with her corpse as if she was truly alive. It may not be ideal, but he may go this route.
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Chris will probably go full Norman Bates after Barb dies, except for the whole killing people thing, since he's too re-tarded to figure out how to get away with murder.
 
As autistic as Chris is, as soon as something happens to Barb, he will be screaming at 911 on the phone and then posting about it(if Chris is very upset)
 
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