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Containment What will happen when Barb dies?
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As soon as Barb becomes bedridden, I'm sure Chris will neglect her. He might throw a $1 hamburger from McDonald's on her bed every now and then after he gets home from there, but he will probably feed her 1 packet of applesauce per day to save money for more Legos. ( he feeds his pets friskies to save $.) He won't bathe her, her sheets will be drenched in her own feces and urine, causing her to get rashes and infections. She will scream for help, but no one will hear except for clover and snoopy. She will loose half her body weight after 3 months, and eventually will starve to death or die of dehydration as soon as Chris forgets he has a mom to feed. A slow, painful, and lonely death.
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*pokes Barb with bent duck* Mommy?
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Nah, I actually think Barb would be the one instance in his life where he would actually prioritize her. I mean, besides Barb constantly screaming for Chris and demanding he stay at her side to get her things, I think Chris would try to tend to her and try to make her better, because Barb being bedridden would be a huge awakening for him. That would be reality saying "hey fuckface, your mom's finally dying and you're still a useless fuck who never had a kiss". He would do anything to "stop time", make Barb better, so he can continue to live in childhood. Because once Barb dies, it'll finally dawn on him. He failed at life.
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Y'all know Barb's not really dying any time soon, right? She's just going to get older and older, sicker and sicker, meaner and meaner. You know how you'll know it when Barb is on death's door? When she's spent 10 years in a hospital bed at tremendous expense, and the nurses suddenly realize that they've stopped dreading tending to "Barbara C" because she no longer causes them any trouble.
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You're talking about the average healthy person. Barb lived off alcohol and fast food all her life, and lives in literally bio-hazardous conditions.
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If it hasn't killed her yet, it never will.
In fact, I'll go out on a limb and make a prediction right now. Unless Barb has some sort of accident like falling and breaking a hip, or having a house burn down with her inside it, she'll easily live through 2020 at the least.
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Funnily enough, Barb being in that shitty house is probably beneficial for her. She doesn't seem to go out anymore - not sure she drives at all - and the house is laden with stuff that'll break her fall. She's never going to fall over at Walmart or in the snow now.
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You missed the time she fell over due to the hoard tripping her and Chris got worried?
Bragorboats
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I did?!
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By 2018 one of us is going to owe the other a beer
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Fuck you, I hate you. This made my night.
If Chris doesn't kill her, I'll be surprised.
Worst case scenario here, he ties some strings to her and makes a marionette to beg with. No one checks in on her, familywise. No one comes by their house to visit. I doubt she ever leaves the house. The only problem will be having to fill out the census, pay bills, or handle federal/personal shit. Chris isn't smart enough to do identity fraud.
Otherwise, he'll be like Radio was. Meltdown, destroy the house, call 911, stress sigh on Facebook a lot, and beg for money.
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Yeah I see Chris begging for cash as well. Unfortunately I'm close to taking bets that after his mom dies, he goes to You Tube and tells people it's the trolls' responsibility to take him in, or pay his bills because *sighs* the stress they caused him. If they hadn't stopped his love quest and work with Sonichu, he would be much farther along today and wouldn't be so *sighs* stressed to not be able to *sighs* make more materials and such.
It's always everyone else's fault with him and I wouldn't be surprised if he actually *big stress sighs* got desperate, called a lawyer and tried to sue Clyde Cash or somebody to pay his bill in perpetuity. (It'd have to be a female lawyer though, unless he was really close to being homeless or the state was about to put him in an institution.)
In short, You Tube / Facebook begging and possible lawsuit. You know that would make major news headlines. (Autistic freak sues online bullies for financial support. SJWs come to his aid for e-peen lengthening.)
It's always everyone else's fault with him and I wouldn't be surprised if he actually *big stress sighs* got desperate, called a lawyer and tried to sue Clyde Cash or somebody to pay his bill in perpetuity. (It'd have to be a female lawyer though, unless he was really close to being homeless or the state was about to put him in an institution.)
In short, You Tube / Facebook begging and possible lawsuit. You know that would make major news headlines. (Autistic freak sues online bullies for financial support. SJWs come to his aid for e-peen lengthening.)
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Chris is the type who would curse-ye-ha-me-ha you because you gave him a $0.25 quarter after he BEGGED SO HARD FOR A $10.00 BILL.
He is the type who would throw the sandwich you give him back at your face because he asked for cash money.
You don't even want to know what he would do if he was a beggar and you gave him a gift card.
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Heh. Since out chubby boy in the bubble has a problem realizing some fiction is just that fiction, maybe someone should manufacture C-quarters and W-quarters and see if he will spend that. When people obviously don't take that worthless currency he can complain someone hurting him because autism, or anti-lesbian money bias or whatever nonsense he will come up with.
It's just that the idea of giving CWC something so worthless like how the idiot gives his word so many times to do or not do things which ends up worthless feels appropriate.
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Lets not forget what kicked off his ebegging addiction - donations after the house fire.
Guess how grateful Chris was for the help he got after he burned down his own house
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I don't think we know how bad it will really be.
In the instance that someone trys to take Chris, He could just say no because he is a consenting adult? (I am not to sure about the laws in the states)
I think we will see Chris will go into a tailspin faster than anything we have seen before. The sad thing is I don't even think his family will help him.
In the instance that someone trys to take Chris, He could just say no because he is a consenting adult? (I am not to sure about the laws in the states)
I think we will see Chris will go into a tailspin faster than anything we have seen before. The sad thing is I don't even think his family will help him.
Null dox when?
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I've never been to his neck of the woods, but most cities the homeless scene is filled with aggressive bixnoods. I picture them getting their ass kicked pretty hard during the homeless saga.