Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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TrippinKahlua said:
When Barb dies, shits gonna happen to US, forget Chris.

They closed the CWCki down for a time after Bob's death. A whole phone call in the Post-Mortem of Bob's death is listed as a "black tape."

@Marvin has stated time after time about how "We" stopped trolling after Bob's death. If Bob's death was that much of a blow to Chris, then when he loses mommy, the only woman who ever loved him, then my fellow Kiwi's we might have to scatter.
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Agreed. I think when Barb dies then the Sonichu board needs to do at least a two week lockdown and at least a month moratorium with interacting with Chris besides paying our respects.
 
Womacker said:
Agreed. I think when Barb dies then the Sonichu board needs to do at least a two week lockdown and at least a month moratorium with interacting with Chris besides paying our respects.
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So that means the Kiwis get a month vacation, being unpaid on top of that?
 
I hear Barb was just faking a heart attack because someone tried to serve court papers on her for a debt collection.
 
Kosher Dill said:
I hear Barb was just faking a heart attack because someone tried to serve court papers on her for a debt collection.
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Barb's been known to do things like that to people. Even going so far as to go to the hospital over it.
 
Marvin said:
Barb's been known to do things like that to people. Even going so far as to go to the hospital over it.
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It would be just like Barb to get our hopes up like that...
I'll wait for more info though.
With her debt and health her faking it and something bad actually happening seem equally likely.
 
Subconcious Offense said:
Has it ever worked even once or did she just keep doing it anyway? She's getting sued now.
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I don't think she usually tries it that often on people who'll see through her bullshit. She did get taken to the hospital while being arrested during the Oct 28th thing. What they usually do when you pull that shit is that they'll take you to the hospital and handcuff you to a bed or chair or something.

Heh, the idea of Barb handcuffed in the hospital is pretty funny to me.
Kosher Dill said:
How many of those times were Barb "dying of a broken heart" when Chris tried to disobey her? :lol:
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Most of them, I'm sure.
Manly-Chicken said:
With her debt and health her faking it and something bad actually happening seem equally likely.
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Yeah, that's the thing: Barb will suffer a serious health issue someday and eventually die. But no one will be able to predict when it'll happen, and sadly enough, that includes Chris. She's jerked him around plenty with faking (again, going to the hospital / having 911 called sometimes) over the years.
 
lol "Really Chris Im having a real heart attack this time!!" Chris "hmm uh yeah uh" *keeps playing vidya.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
@Marvin has stated time after time about how "We" stopped trolling after Bob's death. If Bob's death was that much of a blow to Chris, then when he loses mommy, the only woman who ever loved him, then my fellow Kiwi's we might have to scatter.
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This will be the song that plays when that day finally comes
 
TrippinKahlua said:
When Barb dies, shits gonna happen to US, forget Chris.

They closed the CWCki down for a time after Bob's death. A whole phone call in the Post-Mortem of Bob's death is listed as a "black tape."

@Marvin has stated time after time about how "We" stopped trolling after Bob's death. If Bob's death was that much of a blow to Chris, then when he loses mommy, the only woman who ever loved him, then my fellow Kiwi's we might have to scatter.
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That phone call is Chris crying about his dead father I believe. None of us needed to hear that shit. People on this site have a lot of fun at Chris's expense, but there's some shit you just flat out shouldn't throw into internet land. A moment like that is a prime example. These are real people, kooky as they are

Silver Octopus said:
Why is Barb not dead yet?
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She's running on pure spite at this point.
 
Chris will inherit the hoard and sell it on ebay for millions, then use it to start up the sonichu company so we can get a new issue monthly (and then he'll spend the profits on sex toys, lego and vidya)
 
Zookie said:
Chris will inherit the hoard and sell it on ebay for millions, then use it to start up the sonichu company so we can get a new issue monthly (and then he'll spend the profits on sex toys, lego and vidya)
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After spending the profits he gets addicted to spending again. He keeps doing so untill he runs out of money and can't afford to keep the Sonichu company up. As a result he ends up begging on Youtube again.
 
Womacker said:
Agreed. I think when Barb dies then the Sonichu board needs to do at least a two week lockdown and at least a month moratorium with interacting with Chris besides paying our respects.
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Like what was done for Christmas?
 
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