Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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Burial in space is too epic for Chris.

They should just do what they should do with Barb. Cremate them, grind them up and sell them to the inner cities claiming the dust is a drug, use the money to buy weapons for to take over some banana republic and/or liberate Cuba. Reagan would be proud they'll kill some niggers and help fund death squads to keep communism at bay.
 
troon patrol said:
Probably not, because he's basically waiting for her to die.
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And people probably find Chris less sympathetic after everything that happened with Barb (not to mention that he became more unstable and unpleasant after Bob's death in general). In 2011, people still viewed Chris as a harmless autistic guy that people were extremely cruel to for no good reason besides just being overgrown high school bullies. In 2022 he's viewed by more people as being a legitimately bad person.
 
Everything about Chris has been getting Barb to the Dimensional Merge while she was alive.

When Barb passes away, Chris will withdraw deep into depression. Chris' entire motivation for living will no longer be there, all that belonged to Barb will be thrown away. Chris won't accept Barb's passing at first, insisting Barb is "tuned in" to Chris' brain waves. Chris will draw himself with Barb, then his writing will start speaking through Chris in Barb's voice.
 
BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice said:
Once Barb goes I wonder if people will lay off him like when Bob left thr planet.

Even with the unforgivable shit, its still his mom and surley he'll be a wreck.
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I'd be surprised if people do because no one really cares about Barb. The only sympathy she's gotten from others is when she got ducked down by her son, as well as the general abuse she's endured.
As for the other point, Chris already considers Barb to be dead. He said in his letters that what remains is a soulless zombie staying upright just to keep him from his temple.
 
Jon Osterman said:
I'd be surprised if people do because no one really cares about Barb. The only sympathy she's gotten from others is when she got ducked down by her son, as well as the general abuse she's endured.
As for the other point, Chris already considers Barb to be dead. He said in his letters that what remains is a soulless zombie staying upright just to keep him from his temple.
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I wonder if Chris speaking harshly is just him accepting she's going to die? Like idk what if this is some autismo way of pre-coping. He has to actually give a single shit when she drops, right???
 
#spacechris

I think sending him into space can end in a very shitty and disturbing timeline, similar to original movie franchise Planet of Apes.

You know: spacecrafts returning one and one on Earth, but in different times, so Zira can repeatedly gave birth to Ceasar so Ceasar can free every ape on earth and turn them into near-human beigns able to use guns and do science, so Zira can be born to travel time to gave birth to Ceaser etc. but with Chris Chan shitting his panites over and over for countless eons.

Dropping him into Jupiter... guys. Any of You know 2001: A Space Odyssey? I think Jupiter is the last place where Chris should go in any form.

V'ger scenario is also disturbing. I think we must not go this way.

Deep sea is also a bad idea. Very bad. Cthulhu, mad gods, this stuff. Using Chris body in medicine on a university is better, if the University will not be Miskatonic University. You know, more mad god.
 
What's ol Barbaroni up to these days?

Being a wax dummy?

You know like the Brian the dog's mom approach, as Stewie once wisely put.

That way Chris can come visit her in a museum and be under constant surveillance.
 
Hogar Grupal said:
If Chris wasn't in jail, I can imagine him doing that instead of interring her remains next to Bob in the columbarium.
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I would figure a spawn of Barb would have learned something like "dump her corpse in the dreaming studio and keep embezzling her checks".
troon patrol said:
Probably not, because he's basically waiting for her to die.
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Yeah those last uncensored letters from him wishing her dead, or else sending goons to force her out or else put her in jail, simply because it was keeping him from going back home really laid bare the real Chris Chan. A lot of Chris's nonsense could be explained away in the past by him just being Chris and retarded, but the last batch of his stuff really exposed just what kind of horrible person he really is, deep down.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
I would figure a spawn of Barb would have learned something like "dump her corpse in the dreaming studio and keep embezzling her checks".
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When he "borrowed" money from her account after the incest, I wouldn't put it past Chris. The guy has a history of taking money from his parents after he spent his own money on useless junk.
 
Governor Rocknar said:
When Barb passes away, Chris will withdraw deep into depression. Chris' entire motivation for living will no longer be there, all that belonged to Barb will be thrown away. Chris won't accept Barb's passing at first, insisting Barb is "tuned in" to Chris' brain waves. Chris will draw himself with Barb, then his writing will start speaking through Chris in Barb's voice.
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Nope - He has already disconnected to her in his mind actively threw her under the bus he will cry once or twice and to get attention but he won't greave for her in any significant way.

Chris has shown more respect for Patt's memory both in life and in death than he has for Barb or Bob it will just be a deeper hitting theioretical ex-girlfriends death when barb goes.
 
Johnny Eastwood cash said:
He be left with nothing especially after he is released either to live on the streets or live in a mental asylum for the rest of his life but if he is lucky he might end up getting to live with someone who will provide for him but I doubt that will happen
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If Chris has a no contact order or barb dies when he gets out, I imagine he would move from ween to ween. He is e-famous enough to do that. That being said, I think a mental hospital is out of the question.
He will either be homeless (doubtful) or be some social service agent's caseload problem for eternity.
When barb dies he will get a share of the house, which may be sold or kept. If it is sold he will recieve enough money to have a down payment on a home, money that will be spent on toys immediately.
 
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