Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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I assume everybody saw the video of Chris leaving the court house

I think Chris was supporting Barb, because I noticed a subtle limp on her left or right leg (they look so similar, hard to tell them apart) but could a limp be indicative of anything?

no shit too minor
 
Hortator said:
I assume everybody saw the video of Chris leaving the court house

I think Chris was supporting Barb, because I noticed a subtle limp on her left or right leg (they look so similar, hard to tell them apart) but could a limp be indicative of anything?

no shit too minor
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Balance problems, weakness, muscle atrophy, leg pain, and even edema are just a few things that limping can be indicative of, we don't have enough information to say for certainty if Barb is displaying any of those symptoms by a limp.

Increased falls due to lack of balance are a common sign of physical decline.
 
There will be nobody to clean up his dirty briefs, spoon him, or to tell him to stop wearing bras in public (not that Barb was particularly successful).
Chris can't survive by himself, I think he's just going to keep getting worse.
 
Wildchild said:
Balance problems, weakness, muscle atrophy, leg pain, and even edema are just a few things that limping can be indicative of, we don't have enough information to say for certainty if Barb is displaying any of those symptoms by a limp.
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She's developed the gout because Chris feeds her nothing but Campbell's soup and never lets her outside to use the bathroom. They'll have to amputate before long.
 
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Wildchild said:
Balance problems, weakness, muscle atrophy, leg pain, and even edema are just a few things that limping can be indicative of, we don't have enough information to say for certainty if Barb is displaying any of those symptoms by a limp.

Increased falls due to lack of balance are a common sign of physical decline.
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Not to mention it could be a big ealry sign of diabetes
 
Dynastia said:
I hope fatty shits himself.
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Barb dies on the toilet while taking an aggressive shit. simultaneously chris is shitting himself... and snoopy and clover.. when are they not shitting in the house?
 
Chris will wail for 6 days straight. This is acceptable. After the wake and funeral in which chris is the only family in attendance, which also takes place in bobs shed and the dog house respectively, Chris clears off the horde covering the kitchen table as if it was the tabula rasa and sits on it and shouts "finally the cwc has CUM BACK to the kitchen!!!". " if ya smeeeellllll what the cwc...is cooking"
 
Do they have a thing called 'supportive living' in the U.S? In Canada people are placed in apartments and have a 24/7 support team in the building that monitors the people living there. I use to do Security in one of these buildings.
 
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GolgoXIII said:
Do they have a thing called 'supportive living' in the U.S? In Canads people are placed in apartments and have a 24/7 support team in the building that monitors the people living there. I use to do Security in one of these buildings.
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The closest to that I can think of would be an assisted living facility or a nursing home. Assisted living places can range from one big group home with shared living spaces and private bedrooms to individual apartments with a kitchen and other amenities, and are more geared towards elderly patients that still have a level of independence. Nursing homes are more like hospitals for long term care.
 
Gunslinger said:
The closest to that I can think of would be an assisted living facility or a nursing home. Assisted living places can range from one big group home with shared living spaces and private bedrooms to individual apartments with a kitchen and other amenities, and are more geared towards elderly patients that still have a level of independence. Nursing homes are more like hospitals for long term care.
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That would be it. Seeing as Chris functions with a maturity no less then what you would expect from an 8 year old or less he would likely end up in one of these place or with a social worker visiting his places 2 to 4 times a week to ensure he's breathing and living within his means. Likely they'll handle his tugboat for him and make sure it goes toward necessities not toys, vidya and other things Chris considers essential unless he gets a low paying job but the chances of that happening are slim to none.
 
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