Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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GolgoXIII said:
That would be it. Seeing as Chris functions with a maturity no less then what you would expect from an 8 year old or less he would likely end up in one of these place or with a social worker visiting his places 2 to 4 times a week to ensure he's breathing and living within his means. Likely they'll handle his tugboat for him and make sure it goes toward necessities not toys, vidya and other things Chris considers essential unless he gets a low paying job but the chances of that happening are slim to none.
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Chris can't be forced into a home.

Also, Chris is pretty functional when it comes to bills and day-to-day expenditures. He probably could get a minimum wage job eventually.
 
Marvin said:
Chris can't be forced into a home.

Also, Chris is pretty functional when it comes to bills and day-to-day expenditures. He probably could get a minimum wage job eventually.
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He has a job. He gets paid to be a lolcow.
 
Chris will probably mourn over the loss of her for awhile, which is pretty understandable. I remember the radio silence after Bob's death.

But once he gets to the acceptance part of grief, he'll probably use her death to garner sympathy for himself somewhere down the road when it isn't even relevant.
 
its pretty easy, he will get a case manager and a social worker and the state of Virginia will do their best in making sure he stays in his house and making sure he eats and does not burn his house down...again. its pretty straight forward, Chris lives in a democratic leaning state, they sure as hell will support his fat ass.
 
gophergoober said:
its pretty easy, he will get a case manager and a social worker and the state of Virginia will do their best in making sure he stays in his house and making sure he eats and does not burn his house down...again. its pretty straight forward, Chris lives in a democratic leaning state, they sure as hell will support his fat ass.
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Even in blue states (which VA is... sort of on the line) you still need to seek those people out.
 
You know what? I don't know what's going to happen but I do know it will be the start of at least a month of weenery more distasteful and offensive than any weenery we've seen before. Bob died before the true age of the ween, when he passed most CWC watchers took a step back and said to themselves, "This is real, we need to give him some space." Things are different these days. Really I think the people who give the most shits about CWC, tragically for him, are us. The weens don't give a fuck about his feelings, they just want to poke him until he spergs and they won't give a single shit if they use Barb's death to achieve that. That's a sobering thought, CWCs best friends are the people he hates the most, and his worst enemies are the people pretending to be his friends.
 
People will probably be shocked. Whether we are here for our amusement or the defense of a man, no side (Or Chris, for that matter) will be able to take it lightly. Our beloved hero will be thrust into his lonesome, and we will be all that is left for him.
 
Nothing,chris will be still a better human being than thousands of people who everyday try to keep track of his life in a forum in the dark pits of the internet.
 
He'll get conned out of the house for a handful of magic beans. Then he'll eat the beans, and poop himself.
 
He'll probably be ok because he already basically lives on his own and if anything is the one taking care of Barb and not the other way around? Like does anyone seriously think that Barb manages any of Chris's day-to-day affairs for him at this point? What could she possibly do for him that he can't do for himself, besides stick her nose in stupid stuff like the Game Place incident and make things worse than they already were?
 
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