What suicide methods are most likely to be lethal while avoiding major disfigurement?

[ididn’tchoosetobethisgay]

Open casket friendly. Suffering is not an important factor either way.

EDIT: I’m not dead and posting this was fucking retarded. I appreciate the comments of concern. It’s probably best I take some time away from here.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

A poisoning I guess...

 

[The Tall Man]

Fight Jacob Rothschild in a 1v1. His reptilian bite has the most potent neurotoxin of any creature.

 

[ididn’tchoosetobethisgay]

A poisoning I guess...

Depends on the poison. Not sure how one would go about obtaining the obvious choices in that category.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Depends on the poison. Not sure how one would go about obtaining the obvious choices in that category.

Carbon monoxide.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Least disfigurement: Poison
Most disfigurement: Jump from a plane with no parachute and you'll end up in 6 different states

 

[CowPox]

Belt around neck bonus points if you lock yourself in the refrigerator first homo.

 

[Bloodfeast Island Man]

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Why are you asking this?

 

[ididn’tchoosetobethisgay]

Fight Jacob Rothschild in a 1v1. His reptilian bite has the most potent neurotoxin of any creature.

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That is one lizard like man, but I’m not sure that’s a practical option lol

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Mixing pills & booze
Injecting yourself with succinocholine
Carbon monoxide
Poisionings by various gasses
Importing a funnel web from australia and shoving it down your pants
Injecting yourself with insulin
Paying a 300 lb psycho and telling him you have a snuff fetish
Lifting Chris' gunt and inhalimg the toxic fumes

 

[ididn’tchoosetobethisgay]

Why are you asking this?

For a friend

 

[ididn’tchoosetobethisgay]

Mixing pills & booze
Injecting yourself with succinocholine
Carbon monoxide
Poisionings by various gasses
Importing a funnel web from australia and shoving it down your pants
Injecting yourself with insulin
Paying a 300 lb psycho and telling him you have a snuff fetish
Lifting Chris' gunt and inhalimg the toxic fumes

Had me in the first 1/2

 

[Fascist Frederick]

/wrists

 

[ididn’tchoosetobethisgay]

Belt around neck bonus points if you lock yourself in the refrigerator first homo.

Come on now, that just sounds like an extra sexy Friday night. Not to mention the disfigurement that can be caused by hanging.

 

[dick brain]

Natural causes. Downside is it takes a while.

 

[Named User]

My mom’s cousin jumped off the top of the parking garage at a hospital. Probably only 4 or 5 stories and paramedics were close-by because it was at a hospital. Although I didn’t go to the funeral, so I’m not sure how disfigured she was. It’s worth a try.

 

[DankSmoker]

Is there really going to be a big turnout to your funeral, though?

 

[ididn’tchoosetobethisgay]

/wrists

I think this might be too arousing to finish the job.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

I think this might be too arousing to finish the job.

Are you okay?