What suicide methods are most likely to be lethal while avoiding major disfigurement?

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Open casket friendly. Suffering is not an important factor either way.

EDIT: I’m not dead and posting this was fucking retarded. I appreciate the comments of concern. It’s probably best I take some time away from here.
 
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Take up jogging because exercise will cause you to bleed to death (according to this article).
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Antifreeze. Apparently it tastes sweet so chugging a whole bottle probably wouldn't be too unpleasant. It is survivable though if someone intervenes.

Potassium chloride. You can buy it in supermarkets as "low Sodium" table salt. When dissolved in water and injected into a vein it causes a spike in Potassium levels that your heart really doesn't like. So it can cause a heart attack. If I recall correctly it is, or was, an ingredient in the lethal injection. Apparently people used to use it to murder people because for a period of time they didn't or couldn't test for it so it'd just look like the COD was a heart attack. They can tell now so no one uses it anymore for murder.

That being said, if you're depressed then don't kill yourself. Depressive episodes resolve eventually with or without treatment. Treatment tends to shorten them and reduces the severity but even without treatment they spontaneously resolve eventually so you just try not to kill yourself each day until youre out the other side. However if you've committed some atrocities and the cops are closing in on you or you're about to lose a war and be held accountable for your war crimes then either one of those will fit your criteria. The latter probably leaves less to chance assuming you used enough of it.
 
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Why would you fucking care about an open casket.

Just leave a note saying you wanna be cremeated and that's it.
 
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SNU said:
That being said, if you're depressed then don't kill yourself. Depressive episodes resolve eventually with or without treatment. Treatment tends to shorten them and reduces the severity but even without treatment they spontaneously resolve eventually so you just try not to kill yourself each day until youre out the other side.
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+1, for what it's worth. I know what a gun tastes like and for good reason, but in most cases life does get better. If you molested a child or something then yeah go ahead, but if you're just dealing with loss, maybe sleep on it.
 
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Here's what you do. You can wait a week or so, right? So Google your thoughts along with "hospital" or "help" or similar. Then go to the place you like the best and tell the front desk you need help. Worst-case scenario, you'll spend a week or so making lots of sympatico friends in the grippy-sock hotel. Hell, PM me and I'll overnight you some puzzles from Amazon to do while you're there.
 
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You are a first responder so you should have experience in what looks the most natural.

If this is bait, you're a piece of shit.
If this is not, please do not do this to yourself. It's not worth it. Life is loaded with bumps in the road and what seems impossible right now will pass.
 
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