What Is “Vabbing” And Does It Really Work? - The newest development in the art of seduction.

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There’s a new pseudoscience craze sweeping the internet, and it involves inserting your fingers into your vagina and then wiping them on your skin – all in the name of seduction. Known as “vabbing”, the trend has been touted as a cheaper and more alluring alternative to perfume, but can smelling like a vagina really make you more attractive?

The what, how and who of vabbing​

Vabbing has blown up recently thanks to a now-deleted TikTok video posted by influencer Mandy Lee. Describing the technique, Lee recommends the use of two fingers and a “relatively clean” vagina, and says that the best approach is to simply “get up there” before transferring the intimate secretions to exposed body parts like the wrist, neck, or behind the ears.

“I swear if you vab, you will attract people, like a date, a one-night stand. Or you’ll just get free drinks all night,” she says, before revealing that she first heard about vabbing on the Secret Keepers Club podcast. Despite the removal of Lee’s video, the craze has taken off on TikTok, with numerous other users taking to the platform to promote the sticky practice.

Elsewhere, sex educator and author Shan Boodram has written about the benefits of wearing vaginal fluids, which she says “can serve as a love potion,” especially if they are applied around the time of ovulation.

Why vab?​

According to Boodram, vaginal secretions may contain chemical messengers known as copulins. These volatile fatty acids are known to stimulate sexual arousal in some male primates, so the assumption here is that by smearing oneself in yoni juice, women may have a better chance of attracting a mate.

More generally, the rationale behind vabbing centers around the idea of pheromones, which are chemical signals that some animals secrete in order to affect the behavior of other individuals of the same species. In some cases, pheromones are used to get members of the opposite sex in the mood for love, with arguably the most potent being a compound called bombykol. Secreted by female silk moths, this sexy signal sends males wild with lust for some insect intercourse.

Taking their cue from the animal kingdom, many perfume manufacturers use synthetic pheromones in their products, which they market as being capable of boosting the wearer’s attractiveness. Vabbers, however, prefer to use their own brand, which they say is more effective.

What does the science say?​

While it’s well established that many species use pheromones for sex, there is no solid evidence to suggest that humans produce these chemical messengers or are capable of responding to them. That may be because the vast majority of pheromone research has been conducted on animals rather than people, although it’s worth noting that a 2012 review of all human studies found that the evidence to support our use of these signals is “weak”.

Having said that, some research has hinted at the possibility of natural body odors influencing our sexual allure. For example, one study involving more than 500 people found that participants’ relationship satisfaction and desire to procreate was influenced by the nature of their partner’s major histocompatibility complex (called HLA in humans), which is a genetic component of the immune system.

Because molecules related to the HLA are released in saliva, sweat and other bodily fluids, this finding could be interpreted as evidence that our liquid secretions have the power to get other people’s juices flowing.

Other research has shown that some women do produce copulins in their vaginal fluid, and that the concentration of these acids increases during the first half of the menstrual cycle before dropping after ovulation. In one study, men who were exposed to copulins rated both themselves and women as more sexually attractive, which is encouraging news for vabbers.

However, to date, no human pheromone has been definitively identified, so it’s a bit of a stretch to claim that vabbing sends men the way of the male silk moth.

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Vaping is still a thing? haven't seen anyone doing it in public in a while.
In my area I see it fairly regularly, it's mostly the disposable ones with the fun, fruity flavors. Some time back when I was in college I saw some dudes with the big box things on their breaks, but those aren't that popular anymore. Personally I say, you do you, but it's baffling that people base their lives around this kind of thing, and that it's a $20 billion industry, or at least was at some point.
 
You know the "law" about headlines where if they're asking a question the answer is "no"? I am proposing a new one: For any headline in the format of "What is X and does it work" then X is inevitably retarded shit that does not work.
 
It's actually been around for years and years and years.

TikTok just has this habit of bringing back old shit that everyone had stopped doing because its gross.

Edit: maybe I just hung out with odd people and that's why I knew about it but it was going around 20 years ago.

Damn.
 
If you think this is gross, behold the foul warlock's brew borne of Goons in the crucible of embarrassing degeneracy known as somethingawful:

GOONS said:
UPDATE 1: I'm keeping track of all the people who are trying this (or claim to have tried it) in the lower part of this post. Scroll down to see who has agreed to make the preparation, and their results as they post them.

Introduction

I know you goons have trouble with the ladies sometimes. It's a problem for all of us. Well I have developed a technique that will allow you to attract ladies using the secrets of your own body chemistry - pheromones! I want everyone who has a chance should try this out and post their results. Warning: If you are a girl and you try this the results may be unpleasant or even disastrous. I warned you.

Instructions:

You don't need to spend your parent's hard-earned money to buy sex pheromones anymore! Yes, you can now prepare it right in the privacy of your room at almost no cost in your own time. I used to work at a popular sex pheromones firm and learned the secret while at it for 7 months. Without going into the physiological details of how pheromones are produced naturally by all individuals and how they work, I explain you how to prepare it on your own. Please note, the method is applicable only for the male sex pheromone.

Requirements

1. Test tubes or any other glass container (no metal)
2. Filter paper
3. Early morning fresh urine
4. Enriched semen

Procedure

This is gonna be the hardest part for many of you. You gotta abstain from sex/masturbation in any form for 10-11 days. Don't extend it beyond 12 days though. This is to enrich your semen.

After you have completed enrichment, arouse yourself to an intense degree with the aid of your sex partner or quality porn. Masturbate and collect the enriched semen in a glass container. Now filter the collection into another glass container using a filter paper. It should be done within a minute of ejaculation or the pro-pheromone in the semen will be oxidized. Seal the container tight after you collect the filtrate.

The urine in the early morning (after an adequate sleep) is very different from urine at other times of the day. It contains high levels of urea, which will be used as a catalyst for activating the pro-pheromone. Make sure you have a good night's sleep and collect the urine in the moring.

Now you are all set to begin the actual preparation. Take catalyst (morning urine) and pro-hormone (enriched semen) in the ratio of 10:7 and mix them in a clean glass container. In a few seconds you should start to smell something 'weird' and 'repulsive'. Mind you, it's the MALE pheromone. Unless you are a female or are gay, you won't find it attractive. Transfer the container to the stove and reduce it over LOW HEAT to 10-20% of its original volume. This step is extremely important to concentrate the solution. Once the solution has cooled, close the preparation tight and keep away from light.

Use as much as required and whenever necessary. An one time application of about 1.5 ml of the preparation lasts for about 16 hours. This may seem like a lot of solution, and it works best if you spread it widely over your chest, arms, neck, and armpits. Applying small amounts in the crotch area will help too! Note: This may smell repulsive to you for the first 10-15 minutes of application, but to women or gay men it will not produce this effect.

Speaking from personal experience and various experiments, females go fuckin crazy when they are exposed to the preparation. I have used the home-made pheromone to gently caress incrediblt HOT girls. They lose control and go fuckin crazy like flies jumping into the burning fire at night. Try it, you will be like OMFG!

Expiry: 3 days unless frozen.

Edit 1: Changed 15ml to 1.5ml. Ack!
Goons being goons, even if this was a troll I guarantee one of them tried it. :story:
 
it's mostly the disposable ones with the fun, fruity flavors
So zoomers then, funny how they sperg out about the environment but buy disposable shit all the time, specially fast fashion.
but it's baffling that people base their lives around this kind of thing
Brother we live in a world where for many people their gender-of-the-month is their entire personality.
 
So zoomers then, funny how they sperg out about the environment but buy disposable shit all the time, specially fast fashion.

Brother we live in a world where for many people their gender-of-the-month is their entire personality.
Yeah, I have a sibling who is a zoomer and he says that shit was all over his school. And yeah those lithium batteries, fucking fantastic for the environment. I've seen dudes so down bad for nic that they pick one of these things off the ground and hit it in a desperate attempt to get something out of it. It's basically crack nicotine, a quick, cheap hit that is more convenient than past methods of intake. Also, I've heard of that fast fashion stuff from Temu and other similar places, now built to last fashion is the real drip IMO.

Also I seriously wonder what the fuck is going to happen next, can we get any crazier? Trans-species is probably the next big thing.
 
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